It sounds like you're not as committed to bitcoin or want to hedge your bets by owning a ton of fiat while the price is low.
It sounds like you're smoking your socks. You think I'm buying /Zimbabwean Dollars/ as a hedge against... Bitcoin?
Seriously?
I've occasionally wondered if the only reason you post on this forum is to earn satoshis via signature campaigns, but I find myself wondering less and less as time goes on.
...what's your interest in buying "stacks of worthless currency"?
About the same interest I have in Casascius coins -- I like looking at different types of money.