I just ripped off Family Guy again
So my last comment was courtesy of Seth McFarland
Where did JollyGood go?
Did he finish his clown school homework on Cryptsy?
The Cryptsy you know and love is gone shit bird's and chucklefucks!
So let's get down to brass tacks shall we?
No more fuckin' around we got Cryptsy commentary to post here!
Yup.. Shit just got real
Yeah so uhhmm anyone know if Vern's been caught yet?
I think the chef salad is nothing but a scam to sell us kitchen scraps.
But i digress (crypto-slam poet style)
Big Vern is in China putting Led in baby formula I figure.
Can we talk about morality for a minute?
If doing what ever the hell you want for money is OK?
And since everyone at Cryptsy screamed "Free Market" and no regulations non stop all the time then..
What right do the profiteer investards have to cry foul to legal authorities?
Spoiler: none.
Sorry kidiots but when you wave the law so you can profit from schemes with out any legal interference you will not find a couch to flop your hypocrite bitch tits on to cry over Cryptsy-spilled-milk over at Spoetnik's house.
I could say the class action lawsuit itself is a scam taking ill gotten booty from the rightful owners.
Yes sir..
I would like some law please.
Oh really?
Great hand over your picture ID please..
Wait, what?
Yup.. We need to regulate your shit!
Oh noes regulation is bad
Well son what will you do when you get ripped off?
Oh that won't happen..
But what if it does?
..free market
OK then.. You are on your own.
HOORAY DECENTRALIZED ROI'Z HERE I COME WOO WHOOO
LATER... 911 is called.
Hello police, the Cryptsy took mah coins!
I want Vern thrown in jail NOW!
POLICE: click. (hangs up phone)
Learn anything today chucklefucks?