You could get a real job lol, I can't speak really, I don't have a real job persay, but get a real job, then use those funds to get bitcoin.
LOL, that is
so old school, "job". Those things began to evaporate after 2008 in most parts of the world!
I think we have to try and make our own jobs more and more these days, which in theory is no bad thing. Technological unemployment is no bad thing unless you're a Luddite.