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October 23, 2012, 07:06:35 PM
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6/10.

I'd give you more, but mocking the mentally ill is about as difficult as getting a ribbon at the Special Olympics.
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October 23, 2012, 07:33:53 PM
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Our amazing initial growth and success has blown us away!  Twilight Sparkle prepared this chart for the occasion!



The karmic drive behind the economic engine that makes this business grow means that we will never be satisfied until we have even more!  To that end, I am pleased to announce a special offer for all new investors!

Feast your eyes on the free gift to be provided to all new account holders (And of course sent out to our pioneer club members as well!):

A free toaster!



Now, a toaster may seem a cliche gift for a bank, but this is no ordinary toaster.  This is the best toaster in the world.  This is what Bitcoin Karmic banking is all about.  It is the next financial evolution, everything is bigger and better here. 

Do you have the right Karma to be a part of this amazing banking movement?  There is only one way to find out, request a karmic interview today:

treacheroso@gmail.com

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October 24, 2012, 09:24:39 AM
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Doctor Treachario, I have a question.

Will you be holding a XMas Festival in the desert sometime soon? Your competitor has offered one and my coins have expressed a wish to go to a festival.
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October 24, 2012, 10:35:44 AM
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SCAM etc

Did you mean for you post to read

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SCAM

Coming Soon..... (Launch Imminent)

because that's how your post reads in conjunction with your signature.

All I can say is that this is Bitcoin. I don't believe it until I see six confirmations.
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October 24, 2012, 04:13:15 PM
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Can I have a 'karmic interview' please? But we have to do it here public so everyone can see.

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October 24, 2012, 04:54:14 PM
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Can I have a 'karmic interview' please? But we have to do it here public so everyone can see.

Sure.

You're in a desert and you're walking along in the sand and all of a sudden you look down and you see a tortoise.  It's crawling towards you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The turtoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without for your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Buffer?
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October 24, 2012, 06:46:26 PM
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Doctor Treachario, I have a question.

Will you be holding a XMas Festival in the desert sometime soon? Your competitor has offered one and my coins have expressed a wish to go to a festival.

That idea sounds wonderful, however our current focus is on the international art show we are planning in Paris to display Twilight Sparkle's art.   Here is another work:  It is a soup can in the style of American pop art icon Andy Warhol.



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Can I have a 'karmic interview' please? But we have to do it here public so everyone can see.

I have discussed this with Twilight Sparkle and have been informed that conducting the interview in public would make your spirit very difficult to read.  It is possible readings from myself or other customers in this thread would interfere with the examination process.  However, there is nothing to stop you from posting a transcript of the words exchanged after your interview, though that is only the surface of the process.
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October 24, 2012, 07:43:41 PM
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Can I have a 'karmic interview' please? But we have to do it here public so everyone can see.

Sure.

You're in a desert and you're walking along in the sand and all of a sudden you look down and you see a tortoise.  It's crawling towards you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The turtoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without for your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Buffer?


Because I'm an android and have no concept of human emotion.

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October 24, 2012, 07:47:04 PM
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Can I have a 'karmic interview' please? But we have to do it here public so everyone can see.

I have discussed this with Twilight Sparkle and have been informed that conducting the interview in public would make your spirit very difficult to read.  It is possible readings from myself or other customers in this thread would interfere with the examination process.  However, there is nothing to stop you from posting a transcript of the words exchanged after your interview, though that is only the surface of the process.

That's a shame. I've got 2750 BTC burning a hole in my wallet, urgently needing to be invested. Oh well, never mind. We'll have to give it a miss then.

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October 24, 2012, 07:51:45 PM
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I am taking deposits in the "Hey dumb asses give me your money" Bank.. Cheesy


I will pay... maybe... sometimes.. depends if I get enough deposits... you in?

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October 24, 2012, 09:00:12 PM
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Can I have a 'karmic interview' please? But we have to do it here public so everyone can see.

I have discussed this with Twilight Sparkle and have been informed that conducting the interview in public would make your spirit very difficult to read.  It is possible readings from myself or other customers in this thread would interfere with the examination process.  However, there is nothing to stop you from posting a transcript of the words exchanged after your interview, though that is only the surface of the process.

That's a shame. I've got 2750 BTC burning a hole in my wallet, urgently needing to be invested. Oh well, never mind. We'll have to give it a miss then.

Thank you for your interest.  No matter how big or small, we cannot accept an investment without a proper karmic interview.  Without our karmic insurance properly maintained, we cannot continue to guarantee our impressive returns to our customers.
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October 24, 2012, 09:07:18 PM
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Can I have a 'karmic interview' please? But we have to do it here public so everyone can see.

I have discussed this with Twilight Sparkle and have been informed that conducting the interview in public would make your spirit very difficult to read.  It is possible readings from myself or other customers in this thread would interfere with the examination process.  However, there is nothing to stop you from posting a transcript of the words exchanged after your interview, though that is only the surface of the process.

That's a shame. I've got 2750 BTC burning a hole in my wallet, urgently needing to be invested. Oh well, never mind. We'll have to give it a miss then.

Thank you for your interest.  No matter how big or small, we cannot accept an investment without a proper karmic interview.  Without our karmic insurance properly maintained, we cannot continue to guarantee our impressive returns to our customers.

Oh well, never mind. I'll blow it all on Satoshi Dice then.

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October 24, 2012, 09:28:47 PM
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Can I have a 'karmic interview' please? But we have to do it here public so everyone can see.

I have discussed this with Twilight Sparkle and have been informed that conducting the interview in public would make your spirit very difficult to read.  It is possible readings from myself or other customers in this thread would interfere with the examination process.  However, there is nothing to stop you from posting a transcript of the words exchanged after your interview, though that is only the surface of the process.

That's a shame. I've got 2750 BTC burning a hole in my wallet, urgently needing to be invested. Oh well, never mind. We'll have to give it a miss then.

Thank you for your interest.  No matter how big or small, we cannot accept an investment without a proper karmic interview.  Without our karmic insurance properly maintained, we cannot continue to guarantee our impressive returns to our customers.

Oh well, never mind. I'll blow it all on Satoshi Dice then.

May the dice favor you, good sir.
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October 24, 2012, 09:41:08 PM
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The rent is too damn high.

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October 24, 2012, 10:28:49 PM
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I am not from America and your politics are strange and confusing to me.  I am much more at home in the international business world, and because of that I am more a fan of Mitt Romney than other alternatives. However, as a non-citizen my opinion is not particularly relevant on this matter.

Bank Owner Twilight Sparkle is American and has mentioned "Jill Steen" as a preferred candidate, but I am not familiar with this person or their policies.
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October 24, 2012, 10:30:03 PM
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SCAM etc

Did you mean for you post to read

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Coming Soon..... (Launch Imminent)

because that's how your post reads in conjunction with your signature.

Now that is funny lol, good catch.  Didn't even think about those combining.   

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October 24, 2012, 10:39:20 PM
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I am not from America and your politics are strange and confusing to me.  I am much more at home in the international business world, and because of that I am more a fan of Mitt Romney than other alternatives. However, as a non-citizen my opinion is not particularly relevant on this matter.

Bank Owner Twilight Sparkle is American and has mentioned "Jill Steen" as a preferred candidate, but I am not familiar with this person or their policies.


Are you related to Borat?

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October 24, 2012, 11:55:07 PM
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Do you provide loans? I know this is a joke or whatever, but I'm actually looking to borrow some BTC in order to take time off of work so I can develop my low cost ASIC mining hardware. I've come up with a pretty neat algorithm that could shave a lot of time off of the mining process.

-Zoey
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October 25, 2012, 01:46:18 AM
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I have forwarded my application for the position of Head Teller.  As you're no doubt aware, in the world of conventional banking the primary qualifications required for this position are being middle aged and bitchy, criteria against which I'm confident I will easily surpass other candidates.

All I can say is that this is Bitcoin. I don't believe it until I see six confirmations.
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October 25, 2012, 02:38:40 AM
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