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October 25, 2012, 10:25:44 PM
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How do you check after farting that you did not shit in your pants?
Use your hand of course!
And do You also do this in public places? Or You have some secret technique that hides this procedure from public eyes?
Just stand with you back against the wall, no one should notice... Tongue
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October 25, 2012, 10:29:41 PM
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Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too!

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October 25, 2012, 10:39:35 PM
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Some farts are silent. But I'm yet to observe loud but odorless one!

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October 25, 2012, 11:56:57 PM
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come here...ill try... Huh
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October 26, 2012, 09:23:28 AM
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Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too!

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I heard dat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Cheesy

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October 26, 2012, 09:42:43 AM
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October 26, 2012, 04:48:52 PM
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I fear OP may have succumb to his own noxious gasses.

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October 27, 2012, 10:06:17 PM
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worst smelling farts come from a night of heavy drinking and greasy dinners

 

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October 27, 2012, 11:22:17 PM
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You can burn it and use the heat to create energy to your mining rig... Cool

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October 27, 2012, 11:56:12 PM
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Do whatever you have to do, but do not wear latex.


Is this Bomberman cosplay?

No catwoman with heavy farting
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October 28, 2012, 12:24:46 AM
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worst smelling farts come from a night of heavy drinking and greasy dinners
No, the worst farts are from eating meat with garlic and drinking beer and eating peas. Meat and garlic produces the smell and beer + peas guarantees there is never ending supply of gas.

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October 28, 2012, 02:24:59 AM
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sex helps cure chronic farting.

Your welcome

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October 28, 2012, 02:34:40 AM
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sex helps cure chronic farting.

How does the sex cure actually work? By farting while having the "exercise" ?

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October 28, 2012, 02:42:44 AM
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sex helps cure chronic farting.

How does the sex cure actually work? By farting while having the "exercise" ?

fuck more hoes you will see young grasshopper... not everything can be explained lol.. Cheesy

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October 28, 2012, 02:45:46 AM
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Having more sex while farting could lead to having less sex in long run.

So more sex means less sex and still farting?

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October 28, 2012, 02:46:11 AM
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sex helps cure chronic farting.

Your welcome

sex causes other types of farting.....

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October 28, 2012, 03:47:56 AM
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My only advice.. stay away from Burger King's "zesty" sauce.. formerly known as onion ring sauce... oh dear gods...
the gas from it smells like, well, a garbage truck giving itself an enema in your nose while you choke on your own vomit.
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October 30, 2012, 02:49:47 AM
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Guess the tune with farting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-VDkWlQIc4

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March 18, 2013, 07:45:24 PM
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I googled my ripple addy

and this thread came up. So is this a foreshadow of what will happen to ripple?

 

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