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October 27, 2012, 02:08:12 PM
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The most effective marketing method for us is to simply ask merchants to accept bitcoins once you buy something from them. Always ask. This will add up eventually.

It's probably true: however, I'm usually in a rush to get out of the store and such an inquiry might backfire in that regard Wink.

A cool infografix-style flyer (kinda like the first pages of bitcoinmagazine issues #2 and #3) that explains bitcoin for dummies might be valuable.

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October 27, 2012, 02:14:19 PM
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You know who Bruce Wagner is.
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Fuuuuuuu..... I know every single one of those things. I think I've been spending way too much time on here  Undecided


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October 27, 2012, 03:50:17 PM
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You know who Bruce Wagner is.
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Fuuuuuuu..... I know every single one of those things. I think I've been spending way too much time on here  Undecided

Ditto.... I need out... Smiley

You finally had enough and tell the community you're done, then post ten minutes later why you're still leaving and replying to other posters who gave you grief why you're still posting.

You know all the names of bitcoiners who've done the above.

You've done the above, but blamed it on your meds.
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October 27, 2012, 03:50:52 PM
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you joined bitcointalk.org and mine 24/7

Have about 20 bookmarks to bitcoin sites  Cheesy

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October 27, 2012, 05:31:34 PM
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you joined bitcointalk.org and mine 24/7

Have about 20 bookmarks to bitcoin sites  Cheesy

you jump on any half-promising alt-chain in hope to become a rich early adopter

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October 27, 2012, 06:12:39 PM
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20. You loose your job because you spend all your time on bitcointalk.org

21. Your spouse divorces you because you lost your job because you spend all your time on bitcointalk.org

22. You loose you house because of either or both of the above

23. Even though you're now homeless, none of the above bothers you because you know that the thumb drive in the pocket of your only pair of pants contains a wallet file with 10 BTC in it and this will "soon" make you as wealthy as Bill Gates.   Grin

(Great thread BTW!)

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October 27, 2012, 06:25:59 PM
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You know who Bruce Wagner is.

You memorized the Genesis Block address.

You have butterflies in your belfry and bats in your lab.

The color orange no longer bothers you.

Unremorsefully is part of your vocabulary.

You viewed the After Christmas Christmas Special--TWICE!

You have the image saved on your computer of Rassah's coffee table.

You know who Pinkie Pie was.

You've been banned two times or more for posting off-topic.

You try to bribe theymos to end a ban.

You create an alt who's a bitch, crying like a baby during your ban as a way to interact with your friends.  Grin

You know the two words that follow: From the Desk of ...

You hate and love Mt Gox at the same time.

You've seen Genjix in a dress in RL.

You believe that Zhou Tong is real.

You know Phinnaeus Gage has a black belt in google fu.
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October 27, 2012, 06:48:50 PM
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You remove all Bitcoin related links from your computers but don't miss a stride in news and price updates.

You start an exchange.

Your phone always suggests Bitcoin for the next word.
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October 27, 2012, 07:01:23 PM
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You think silkroad is a cover-op for cleaning bitcoins.

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October 27, 2012, 09:04:18 PM
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You know who Bruce Wagner is.

You memorized the Genesis Block address.

You have butterflies in your belfry and bats in your lab.

The color orange no longer bothers you.

Unremorsefully is part of your vocabulary.

You viewed the After Christmas Christmas Special--TWICE!

You have the image saved on your computer of Rassah's coffee table.

You know who Pinkie Pie was.

You've been banned two times or more for posting off-topic.

You try to bribe theymos to end a ban.

You create an alt who's a bitch, crying like a baby during your ban as a way to interact with your friends.  Grin

You know the two words that follow: From the Desk of ...

You hate and love Mt Gox at the same time.

You've seen Genjix in a dress in RL.

You believe that Zhou Tong is real.

You know Phinnaeus Gage has a black belt in google fu.

Wrong, son of Vibullia Alcia Agrippina.

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October 27, 2012, 09:14:22 PM
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-I dream about Bitcoin.
-I've been logged in into this forum for close to 24 days.
-I've been reading this forum while being logged out for longer than I care to know =p

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October 27, 2012, 09:15:43 PM
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One more:
-I have at least 1 bitcoin related tab open in my mobile phone's browser at all times

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October 27, 2012, 09:22:14 PM
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You go to convention/conference in Las Vegas to display/visit a Bitcoin booth, and not take time off to gamble or visit a Ranch-type site, instead spending all your waking hours rubbing shoulders with fellow bitcoiners. You then return home and tell your loved ones that while in Vegas you didn't cheat on her and she'll believe you knowing that it's the truth.
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October 27, 2012, 09:23:30 PM
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Nobody can enter your room because there is "to much open mining equipment" laying around.


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October 27, 2012, 09:39:15 PM
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You learn all about advanced security practices, SHA-256, and brain wallets to completely eliminate counter-party risk, and then invest in a fund promising 7% returns per week  Tongue
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October 27, 2012, 09:55:06 PM
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I have an idea, what if we put it everything together and make a book and all sales from the book should go directly to the forum as a donation  Wink

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October 27, 2012, 09:59:58 PM
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You always think on how to help jobless people by teaching them about bitcoin.

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October 27, 2012, 10:12:28 PM
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You are still searching for the perfect explanation under 10 seconds. Always trying different approaches.
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October 27, 2012, 10:54:23 PM
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You learn all about advanced security practices, SHA-256, and brain wallets to completely eliminate counter-party risk, and then invest in a fund promising 7% returns per week  Tongue

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October 28, 2012, 03:52:34 AM
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You are still searching for the perfect explanation under 10 seconds. Always trying different approaches.

You pre-order from Otis Labs their latest model, so that when it hopefully arrives in time, you can practice said explanation in the comfort of your own home between the first and second floor.

You learn all about advanced security practices, SHA-256, and brain wallets to completely eliminate counter-party risk, and then invest in a fund promising 7% returns per week  Tongue

After being scammed by some redneck, you engage in the mega-thread choirs, but at the end of the day, when all the ink has dried, you revert back to the former happy place where _____________ (drew a blank--insert best finish)
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