I'm a girl looking for a loan

[underminer]

Not really, but I'm curious to see how many clicks this topic gets.  Mainly to verify my suspicions about the nature of bitcoin lending on this forum.  

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[SgtSpike]

I think the last two options are skewing your results.

It's like polling people for what vegetable they like to eat, then adding cake and cookies to the end.

[BCB]

interesting... watching....

[dancupid]

If you were a woman I may lend you the money - but I'm not wasting my time with children.

Edit - any woman who calls herself a chick or a girl is just a fat 43 year old mans fantasy - real women don't do that. My mother isn't a chick or a girl - she's a woman, and I'd happily give her a loan.

[underminer]

Childish, says cupid.  Isn't cupid commonly depicted as a rather miserable god trapped in a child's body?


**response edit** Anyone calling themselves cupid is likely a nambla member.

[dancupid]

Childish, says cupid.  Isn't cupid commonly depicted as a rather miserable god trapped in a child's body?


**response edit** Anyone calling themselves cupid is likely a nambla member.

You should read some Shakespeare.

@underminer I googled it - seems you don't like gay people. What about blacks? Asians? Who else do you despise? Women and gays so far - make a list.

[Blazr]

There are no girls on the internet.

[gweedo]

Really if your lending on gender LOL I personally feel bad, cause that means you have no interaction with anyone of the opposite gender and that is sad.

[underminer]

On twitter I guess you mean?  That's not me.

But here's the list: I hate you Cupid.

[nelisky]

So, is your name really Richard? Starting to see a trend...

[underminer]

You mean like the trend where you keep asking for Richard?

[nelisky]

Yep, that trend. But I'm done with it, let all the Dicks ask for loans, see if I care...

[underminer]

Looks like you do, from the outside looking in.

[DannyHamilton]

Your poll is missing an entry for "I don't care about your gender, I'd make my loaning decision based on other factors entirely".

[underminer]

It's not a questionaire for legitimate lending so much as it is an experiment to see how female names and avatars affect people's lending mood...

[dunand]

To be really sure if it's a girl I would ask for a picture of her holding a paper with the shorted lending address on it.

But would probably not lend anyway.

[MPOE-PR]

If you were a woman I may lend you the money - but I'm not wasting my time with children.

Edit - any woman who calls herself a chick or a girl is just a fat 43 year old mans fantasy - real women don't do that. My mother isn't a chick or a girl - she's a woman, and I'd happily give her a loan.

Chicks under 30 do it all the time.

[underminer]

Yeah hey Cupid.  I"loan" your mom money all the time, services rendered and all. 

[caffeinewriter]

I don't make decisions on the basis of gender. Those fools are the ones that part with their own money most effectively.

[SaltySpitoon]

I would not give the loan, because as soon as someone here says they are female, I have no reason to believe anything else they say.

[helloworld]

I think this topic would get a *lot* more views if you put the word 'breast' in the title.

eg. [NSFW] Need 500 btc loan for Breast implants.

[crazyates]

Not really, but I'm curious to see how many clicks this topic gets.

My click was cuz I read the title, saw you were the one who posted it, and was like wtf is he trying to pull?

[underminer]

Got you!

You voted right?

[benjamindees]

Voted troll, not surprised to be in the majority.

[Raoul Duke]

G.I.R.L == Guy In Real Life

[Tomatocage]

G.I.R.L == Guy In Real Life

Heyyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady!

[crazyates]

G.I.R.L == Guy In Real Life

Heyyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady!

Great, now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head as I'm trying to sleep.

[helloworld]

G.I.R.L == Guy In Real Life

Heyyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady!

Great, now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head as I'm trying to sleep.

Whenever I get an unwanted song stuck in my head, I just remind myself that it's Friday, Friday, yes it's Friday, Friday.

[caffeinewriter]

G.I.R.L == Guy In Real Life

Heyyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady!

Great, now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head as I'm trying to sleep.

Whenever I get an unwanted song stuck in my head, I just remind myself that it's Friday, Friday, yes it's Friday, Friday.

Here,
Let
Me
Help
With
That

[SaintDevil]

I wish could edit the vote..accidentally chose the wrong thing.

I think this topic would get a *lot* more views if you put the word 'breast' in the title.
eg. [NSFW] Need 500 btc loan for Breast implants.

Hm, think they got cheaper now...

Here,
Let
Me
Help
With
That

Before I've heard gangam style ..now was clicking through ur videos..thx got stuck in my head again.

[greyhawk]

Didn't read the thread. Do we have nude pics yet?

[caffeinewriter]

I wish could edit the vote..accidentally chose the wrong thing.

I think this topic would get a *lot* more views if you put the word 'breast' in the title.
eg. [NSFW] Need 500 btc loan for Breast implants.

Hm, think they got cheaper now...

Here,
Let
Me
Help
With
That

Before I've heard gangam style ..now was clicking through ur videos..thx got stuck in my head again.

This just goes to show I need more of a life. Anyways. Oppa Gangnam Style

[dancupid]

Yeah hey Cupid.  I"loan" your mom money all the time, services rendered and all. 

So you are a girl loaning my mother for services? Didn't know she was that way inclined. Don't tell my dad.

[underminer]

Never said I *was* a girl (except in my title which is there to get people to click on it as much as possible) now that I think about it though, breast implants aren't a bad call--I am a bit flat chested.

[caffeinewriter]

Never said I *was* a girl (except in my title which is there to get people to click on it as much as possible) now that I think about it though, breast implants aren't a bad call--I am a bit flat chested.

This entertains me an enormous amount.

And FTFY

[SaintDevil]

Never said I *was* a girl (except in my title which is there to get people to click on it as mug as possible) now that I think about it though, breast implants aren't a bad call--I am a bit flat chested.

Omg, shouldn't have said that. I just imagined you like that  ...
you should definitely go with all natural ones, stem cells.

[caffeinewriter]

Never said I *was* a girl (except in my title which is there to get people to click on it as mug as possible) now that I think about it though, breast implants aren't a bad call--I am a bit flat chested.

Omg, shouldn't have said that. I just imagined you like that  ...
you should definitely go with all natural ones, stem cells.

Dammit SaintDevil  Now I want to see this XD I'd be laughing so hard if he got DDs

[underminer]

<---- What do you think?  D cups go nicely with my favorite acdc t shirt.

[caffeinewriter]

<---- What do you think?  D cups go nicely with my favorite acdc t shirt.

Preserved forever.



http://www.diigo.com/item/image/1r0qz/gs86

[SaintDevil]

<---- What do you think?  D cups go nicely with my favorite acdc t shirt.

That must be a very good doctor you found there, so fast , care to share the address

<---- What do you think?  D cups go nicely with my favorite acdc t shirt.

Preserved forever.



http://www.diigo.com/item/image/1r0qz/gs86

I lol that

[underminer]

I don't know, trade secrets and all.  The process may or may not have involved a rolled up towl.  It took about 10 minutes to get my girls to stay perky like that.

[Tittiez]

I clicked the thread only to troll, because the chances of a thread with a title like that being legit are like one in a million.

[SaintDevil]

I clicked the thread only to troll, because the chances of a thread with a title like that being legit are like one in a million.

Indeed, cuz only guys would name it something like that 

[greyhawk]

Still have not read the thread. Nude pics yet?

[Fiyasko]

Maybe you should make the poll ALOT less onesided?
Theres not a damn option that i want to tick, I seriously Do Not Want to put a vote on that poll.
My option that i was looking for "I felt that the "a girl" part was unncessary" or "The "im a girl" part makes me think SCAAAM"

[majorddf]

On the fence, but only because I do not allow things such as a persons sex determine whether I loan or not.

[DreDri]

I came to read the funny flames and inevitable picture requests. I'm glad this isn't serious. 

[underminer]

Here they R.

[mute20]

Had to select underminer is a dick

[SaintDevil]

Here they R.

Oh finally, upon my request.. ..I just have this thing for women's parts .. 

I should borrow some. 

[saddambitcoin]

i sent btc to homeless jackie and she turned out to be a scam, although maybe she was a female?

[caffeinewriter]

i sent btc to homeless jackie and she turned out to be a scam, although maybe she was a female?

You're not the only one

[gweedo]

WOW do you guys not get out, and talk to females, WHO EVER PUTS OUT A LOAN CAUSE THE PERSON IS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX NEEDS TO GET A REAL LIFE.

Loans should be based on many different things which have nothing to do with gender.

EDIT: anyone wants to know how to talk to girls pm me and for 1 btcs I will teach you the secret.

[underminer]

Just for the record that's the first beg in this thread.

[caffeinewriter]

WOW do you guys not get out, and talk to females, WHO EVER PUTS OUT A LOAN CAUSE THE PERSON IS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX NEEDS TO GET A REAL LIFE.

Loans should be based on many different things which have nothing to do with gender.

EDIT: anyone wants to know how to talk to girls pm me and for 1 btcs I will teach you the secret.

Hehe, I have no issues talking to girls. And I donated to her because I thought she was homeless So, you can pay me 1 BTC if you'd like ^.^

[gweedo]

WOW do you guys not get out, and talk to females, WHO EVER PUTS OUT A LOAN CAUSE THE PERSON IS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX NEEDS TO GET A REAL LIFE.

Loans should be based on many different things which have nothing to do with gender.

EDIT: anyone wants to know how to talk to girls pm me and for 1 btcs I will teach you the secret.

Hehe, I have no issues talking to girls. And I donated to her because I thought she was homeless So, you can pay me 1 BTC if you'd like ^.^

You thought it was homeless? It clearly was on the internet all day, and not starbucks wifi, I feel bad for this community if it only takes a few heart strings to be pulled to get money to be sent.

[underminer]

I feel bad thats all the yanking your chain needs to throw you off and into the deepend.

[caffeinewriter]

WOW do you guys not get out, and talk to females, WHO EVER PUTS OUT A LOAN CAUSE THE PERSON IS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX NEEDS TO GET A REAL LIFE.

Loans should be based on many different things which have nothing to do with gender.

EDIT: anyone wants to know how to talk to girls pm me and for 1 btcs I will teach you the secret.

Hehe, I have no issues talking to girls. And I donated to her because I thought she was homeless So, you can pay me 1 BTC if you'd like ^.^

You thought it was homeless? It clearly was on the internet all day, and not starbucks wifi, I feel bad for this community if it only takes a few heart strings to be pulled to get money to be sent.

At least having a heart keeps me human and sane. It may cost me in the long run, but hey. At least I get that warm fuzzy feeling.

I feel bad thats all the yanking your chain needs to throw you off and into the deepend.

Hehe, imagine yanking it a little harder.

[SaintDevil]

Hehe, I have no issues talking to girls. And I donated to her because I thought she was homeless So, you can pay me 1 BTC if you'd like ^.^

I believe this

i sent btc to homeless jackie and she turned out to be a scam, although maybe she was a female?

You're not the only one

If the person was homeless I wonder did they get internet and a computer to get on the forum 

[Mousepotato]

How did she turn out to be a scam? I thought her story was believable.

[underminer]

Well if you go back and read the thread there is something about free wifi coffee-shops etc.  I read it through it when I came to this place because I noticed it was SO HUGE, I think most of it should have been a dead giveaway personally.

[SaintDevil]

How did she turn out to be a scam? I thought her story was believable.

Well what I meant did that person actually had a proof of who they are?
Because reading through nova threads make it look like no one would invest in someone who doesn't have a proof of something at least.

p.s. I need to stop investing on people with low rep on btcjam... 

Well if you go back and read the thread there is something about free wifi coffee-shops etc.  I read it through it when I came to this place because I noticed it was SO HUGE, I think most of it should have been a dead giveaway personally.

Link plz

[underminer]

Invest in me!

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=113733.0

^Der!