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December 18, 2015, 04:40:31 PM Last edit: December 18, 2015, 07:41:59 PM by MCHouston |
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Okay so I am bored at work, and realized I have not heard a single funny joke related to cryptocurrency or bitcoin that is funny so.
I will pay BTC.01 to the first person that posts a funny joke, comic strip, picture, video, or anything that is actually funny related to cryptocurrency. I will be the judge of what is funny and I will only pay the first person that makes me laugh in order of posting. Please post your payment address with your joke post.
Thanks, MC
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December 18, 2015, 04:43:12 PM |
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Hi, this is your creator Satoshi Nakamoto speaking,wish you all happy holidays and drive sober and safe!
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December 18, 2015, 04:56:43 PM |
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mexxer-2
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December 18, 2015, 05:01:44 PM |
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There's a thread about bitcoin jokes as well, use the search.
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franky1
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December 18, 2015, 05:03:55 PM |
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bitcoin speculation
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I DO NOT TRADE OR ACT AS ESCROW ON THIS FORUM EVER. Please do your own research & respect what is written here as both opinion & information gleaned from experience. many people replying with insults but no on-topic content substance, automatically are 'facepalmed' and yawned at
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MCHouston (OP)
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December 18, 2015, 05:11:19 PM |
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There's a thread about bitcoin jokes as well, use the search.
Yes I saw the thread not much in it. Only 1 page, so I figured I would offer a reward to motivate.
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mexxer-2
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December 18, 2015, 05:12:29 PM |
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There's a thread about bitcoin jokes as well, use the search.
Yes I saw the thread not much in it. Only 1 page, so I figured I would offer a reward to motivate. I wonder which one you are talking about, I'm talking about this one: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=18763.0But , you gotta go through many posts to find a good joke
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December 18, 2015, 05:17:22 PM |
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I don't know about you but I surely laughed when I made it. My bitcoin address :16k7uVZvhWYD9JJJoFzqG8NrvL3y8RDxYP
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franky1
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December 18, 2015, 05:22:42 PM Last edit: December 18, 2015, 08:52:21 PM by franky1 |
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i dont need coin, so just saying funny things out of boredom
Two bitcoiners walk into a bar, they both see an attractive women. the first guy walks up to her and says "im a bitcoiner, i hold bitcoins which are worth alot, they are part of a decentralised cryptographically secure public ledger created in 2009 by an anonymous genius who has free'd us from the slavery of the banking system." the women gives an odd look. the second guy gives it a try and says "hi, im an international currency trader" she smiles lustfully
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I DO NOT TRADE OR ACT AS ESCROW ON THIS FORUM EVER. Please do your own research & respect what is written here as both opinion & information gleaned from experience. many people replying with insults but no on-topic content substance, automatically are 'facepalmed' and yawned at
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Blind Legs Parker
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December 18, 2015, 05:35:27 PM |
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Yeah, Joel_Jantsen kind of involuntarily inspired me on that one 14moSKacxCLhr7qPTd5wkL4eTizJAHzcoX
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Vous pouvez maintenant refermer ce topic et reprendre une activité normale. À ciao bonsoir.
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December 18, 2015, 05:35:58 PM |
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Alright, here's my joke(invented it just now) and my payment address(who knows maybe I have a chance): 17YDEtGerkwwT97hob4a5pVhGwxUQ4dG7r It is possible to make Bitcoin from any coin of course, but making it from golden coins is much easier and healthier too.
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December 18, 2015, 05:52:26 PM |
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Is it possible that you never read about Bitcoin being the honey badger of currencies?
Made me laugh to crying, but I like honey badger cause he just don't care.
The author of this needs to be rewarded. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This is the Bitcoin. Watch it hash in slow motion.
It's pretty badass. Look. It hashes all over the place. "Whoa! Watch out!" says that bank.
Eew, it's got encryption! Oh! It's chasing a merchant service! Oh my gosh! Oh,the Bitcoin is just crazy!
The Bitcoin has been referred to by the Guiness Book of World Records as the most fearless currency on the Internet. It really doesn't give a shit. If it's hashing, it's mining.
Eew! What's that in its block chain? Oh, it's got a double-spend? Oh, it runs backwards? Now watch this: look FinCEN's up in courts. Bitcoin don't care. It just confirms what it wants. Whenever it's mining it just -- Eew, and it mines, transactions... Watch it reward! Look at that mining.
The Bitcoin is really pretty badass. It has no regard for any other currency whatsoever. Look at it, it's just hashing, and mining blocks. Eew! What's that? Silk Road? Oh that's nasty. Bitcoin's so nasty. Oh look it's hashing things and mining them.
The Bitcoin has a fairly long block chain, but a distinctly elliptical encryption scheme, and, you know, its developers are loose, allowing it to move about freely, and they twist around.
Now look: Here's a house full of gold bugs. Do you think the Bitcoin cares? It doesn't give a shit, it goes right into the homes of libertarians to get some liquidity. How disgusting is that? It mines silk road transactions. Eew, that's so nasty.
But look! The Bitcoin doesn't care! It's users get hacked like a thousand times. It doesn't give a shit. It's just mining. It doesn't care about being hacked by the feds. Nothing can stop the Bitcoin when it's mining. What a crazy fuck! Look, it's mining anonymous transactions, that's disgusting.
It's hashing in slow-motion again. See?
Now, what's interesting is that other currencies like the dollar here, they just wait around until the Bitcoin crashes, and then it swoops in to pick up the scraps. It says, "You do all the work for us, Bitcoin, and we'll just profit whatever you mine, how's that? What'daya say, stupid?"
Look at this currency: "Thanks for the treat, stupid!" "Hey, come back here," says the Bitcoin.
Currencies don't care, and you know what? The alt-coins do it too. Look at these little alt-coins. They're like "Thanks stupid! Thanks for the mining! See you later." The Bitcoin does all the work and all these other currencies just pick up the scraps.
At nightime the Bitcoin goes mining, because it's hashing. Look! Here comes a fierce battle between a government currency and Bitcoin. I wonder what will happen?
Look at this, there's the Bitcoin just hashing a block, and then look, "Get away from me!" says the government, "Get away from me!" Bitcoin don't care. Bitcoin smacks the shit out of it. And the government comes back and it lashes at the Bitcoin.
Oh, little does the Bitcoin know, FYI: it's been hacked! It's been forked by the 51% attack, so while it's hashing the block chain -- eew, that's disgusting -- all the hacked blocks are seeping into the Bitcoin's block chain, and it forks out. Look at that forked fuck.
Now the Bitcoin is going to fork out for a few minutes, and then it's going to get right back up and start hashing all over again, because it's a resiliant little bastard. Look at this! Like nothing happened! The Bitcoin gets right back up and continues hashing the block chain.
How disgusting. And of course, what does the Bitcoin have to hash for the next two weeks?
Transactions.
The Bitcoin.
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suda123
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December 18, 2015, 05:58:10 PM |
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Okay so I am bored at work, and realized I have not heard a single funny joke related to cryptocurrency or bitcoin that is funny so.
I will pay BTC.01 to the first person that posts a funny joke, comic strip, picture, video, or anything that is actually funny related to cryptocurrency. I will be the judge of what is funny and I will only pay the first person that makes me laugh in order of posting. Please post your payment address with your joke post.
Thanks, MC
There is a game in the economics section of the bitcoin talk forum I visit often.\ I call it find the ching chongs. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1291596.0I read there broken English and it's funny as fuck. Also they make posts like this on purpose before pumps FUD
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December 18, 2015, 06:16:16 PM |
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16S4i269iPUpkpUie9hkBAJnugdoMaTv3o thank you
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MCHouston (OP)
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December 18, 2015, 07:16:42 PM |
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MCHouston (OP)
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December 18, 2015, 07:18:23 PM |
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Thanks everyone. Some were funny, but I picked the two that made my Friday the most bearable.
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funkydog
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December 18, 2015, 07:18:31 PM |
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These two are awesome: Hope i made you smile... 1FunkyQXjpCBpnsPWknVPNFBaxT5kqBnLZ EDIT: selected two while i was making this post...
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maokoto
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December 18, 2015, 07:28:12 PM |
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Okay so I am bored at work, and realized I have not heard a single funny joke related to cryptocurrency or bitcoin that is funny so.
I will pay BTC.01 to the first person that posts a funny joke, comic strip, picture, video, or anything that is actually funny related to cryptocurrency. I will be the judge of what is funny and I will only pay the first person that makes me laugh in order of posting. Please post your payment address with your joke post.
Thanks, MC
Hello. I am Satoshi Nakamoto and I included a secret code into BTC for automatically rising the block size. It will start on 3, 2, 1....
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