theymos is gonna kill me! - - REDUX

[Gleb Gamow]

REDUX - New guy on hook - stay tuned! 11/22/16 (go to latest posts, and make sure to bring a towel for your tears)

For the past few days I've been humoring myself by yankin' some dude's chain via PMs. Here's the last PM I just sent him, with all the others forthcoming so that you, too, could enjoy the experience.

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My brother got sick (anibia) I guess wrong spelling  he had a bacteria on water , I gonna help my mama she got not enough money to buy some medicine,  if I can loan  on lending thread I will but my account not qualified to get a loan   and I borrow on my friend this is a repayment schedule fuck this last I'm so disappointe dispressd  

Holy shit, man! Really? Bacteria on water? I had to Google that and read that people die from that shit. Hey, I don't think my $50 will be enough for you. Here's what I'm goin' to do for you. PM this guy (Mike) - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=35 - and tell him to give $500 worth of bitcoins outta my account.

Please let me know if you need more.

Your friend, Bruno

[Gleb Gamow]

Poor dude just PMed me again.

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But I need that 50$ now to buy some medicine really now sir Bruno really really now

You're in luck! Send PM like I told you and you get $500 now.

Your friend, Bruno

Here's how it all started:

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hello sir can you give me some bitcoin please

Just sent you fifty dollars worth since you asked so nicely. Enjoy!

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this is my wallet sir 1BVxNN9QwBy1R2h4ww92xuCeWySXaBfE3s
thank you very much advance Merry Christmas!
 god bless you thank you!

I see where I made my mistake. I'll wait till the wrong party returns to me that fifty bucks I sent him by mistake, whereupon I'll remit it directly to your provided bitcoin wallet address. Merry Christmas.

Trust me, the exchange gets funnier knowing that I would making the convos public. I truly fucked with this guy to no end. 

[Funny]

It's really funny how scammers try to scam these days.

But trolling isn't allowed xD

[MRKLYE]

Rofl.. this is hilarious

[Bought]

"Just sent you fifty dollars worth since you asked so nicely. Enjoy!"

i can't stop laughing! 

[OmegaStarScream]

Lol , now that's some funny shit Theymos probably read the P.M but ignored it , he probably get a lot of these PM's daily or at laest somethings similar .
I'm still wondering how those users target people exactly ? because It never happened to me.

[Spoetnik]

Lol , now that's some funny shit Theymos probably read the P.M but ignored it , he probably get a lot of these PM's daily or at laest somethings similar .
I'm still wondering how those users target people exactly ? because It never happened to me.

here is mine ROFL

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hello sir can you give a bit of your bitcoin ?

PS:
YES THAT IS FUNNY GLEB !!! AHHAHA

[Gleb Gamow]

Lol , now that's some funny shit Theymos probably read the P.M but ignored it , he probably get a lot of these PM's daily or at laest somethings similar .
I'm still wondering how those users target people exactly ? because It never happened to me.

To be clear, I didn't send theymos a PM, but instructed my toy to do such, not sure yet if he took the bait. I started this thread to get in front of any fallout in case dude did send theymos a PM and he thinkin' like WTF is Bruno up to now.  

Again, wait till you read the rest of the PMs. I had tears in my eyes prior to clicking send in at least one reply.

[Spoetnik]

See i consider myself to be a purveyor of the dark arts
but i never thought of that when i got mine..
I simply ignored it and negged that person.

This is why you are diabolical  

I could learn something from you.. be more evil ahhaha
'cause it's fun 

[Gleb Gamow]

See i consider myself to be a purveyor of the dark arts
but i never thought of that when i got mine..
I simply ignored it and negged that person.

This is why you are diabolical  

I could learn something from you.. be more evil ahhaha
'cause it's fun 

And we both take heat for our individual approaches, i.e., my sig linking to cryptocurrency's number one serial liar, Leroy Fodor.

The following is the third PM reply to my toy:

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hello sir I'm still hoping

With apologies, I'm still waiting for the other party to return that misdirected $50 to me so that I can remit it you so that you'll have it by Christmas.

And forth reply:

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I wanna invest it .
can I borrow 0.03 please?

That's only fourteen bucks. Shortly, I have I've that fifty bucks for you unless you're now desiring a lot less.

Here's the very next PM reply:

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its okay sir I'll take it I wanna invest it and before December 19 . I need to buy a  project . then the gift
thank you sir I'm happy for that .

Great! Then the $50 should be in your hands in a day or two. I'm just finalizing the repayment now from the other party. He realizes that I made a mistake and wants to make it right with me knowing full well that you're on the sidelines awaiting said fifty bucks.

And the very next PM reply, with plenty more to come:

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its that true sir? I'm really really hoping ,Im really  need money  sir  ..
I need the 0.03 can I favor can I borrow it and I will repay it. to you 

I think you're confused. The fifty dollars worth of bitcoins I'm going to send you once they're returned to me is a gift, not a loan, thus you don't have to pay it back. You can do whatever you want with the money once you receive it.

[Bought]

Keep on playing with him xD Let's see what happens in the end.

He might even open a scam accusation against you Gleb xD

[simplyxbt]

Time well spent. Almost as funny as a rickroll nowadays.

[Spoetnik]

i like how your scammer started changing the story as to WHY she wants the money LOL

Run the horse around the pen until it's tired i say !

[Gleb Gamow]

i like how your scammer started changing the story as to WHY she wants the money LOL

Run the horse around the pen until it's tired i say !

I'll keep going unless he knows this thread exist. Since you guys are enjoying the convo, give me a few minutes to post the rest of them. I just read them again in sequence and am still smiling ear to ear.

[Gleb Gamow]

Here's the rest of the PMs:

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but sir i need the 0.03 so I can make it more than 50$
give me the 0.03 and a day o two give it to me the 30$
please sir give me a chance  

I'm confused. 0.03 BTC only equals $13.83 at the current rate, not $30. And, within a couple days I'll be giving you $50 worth of BTC once it's remitted back to me. What am I missing? I assume you know what remitted means, don't you?

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I know sir , but I need it  
do you have extra account with high rank?
I can't join on campaign I'm a new on forum

I know you need it, hence trying to help. Yes, I do have another account with a higher rank. Would that help you?

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yeah it gonna be help me . I would like to join on signature campaign

great. signature campaign is great. which one are you joining?

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any signature campaign I go to high payment
sir can I borrow 0.03? I need it now as in

now as in what? I'm confused. Tomorrow not soon enough for $50?

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now as in what? I'm confused. Tomorrow not soon enough for $50?

okay sir I will wait tommorow ...
can I use your extra account ? so I can earn some satoshi? iwant  to join  on campaign on high paying

my extra account has private PMs on them and you have to promise to not read them.
[/quote]

<He wrote me a PM promising to not read my private PMs which I didn't reply to.>

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hola sir

hola

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Sir its ME allysa my account got ban

No problem. What's the latest?

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Do you send the gift now sir & your extra account can I use iwanna join on campaign

Still waiting for guy to return to me?

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Okay sir I still hoping for that   ..sir can I use your other account? Iwanna join on high payment campaign

What about that $50?

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What do you mean sir?  I'm still waiting&hoping for your 50$ now  sir

Okay. I'll give my account to somebody else then to use to make money via a sig campaign even though you were my first choice. $50 it still is? Thank you.

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Its up to you sir , but I need that 50$ now  I really need it so much ..

Almost got it. What time is it where you are at?

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1to7 am forum time sir

Okay, sent. Check your DogeCoin wallet to make sure you got it and Merry Christmas.

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I don't have any dogecoin sir , if you send it to my wallet its gonna be failed cause it a bitcoin wallet

I replied to you by mistake. I was sending Doge to another person. Too bad you don't have a Doge wallet. I'm still almost waiting for the other person to remit to me the $50 back that I sent to him by mistake thinking it was your bitcoin wallet address I was sending to hoping that he doesn't scam me out of it seeing now that it looks like he's jacking me if you know what I mean by that not trying to be rude or anything in case you are a woman or a man having values which sometimes I do not which I do apologize if that is the case so please forgive me.

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Sir please I'm gonna die

I am so sorry. I truly didn't know you were sick. If you don't mind me asking, how much time do you have left before you meet your maker assuming you're a believer which reminds me of that Beatles song (or is it The Monkeys?) "I'm a Believer" not to be confused with "I'm a Bieleber" which is a parody mocking Justin Bieber but I digress.

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I need it tomorrow sir  

Tomorrow may be good. Thank you.

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Hello sir this is the day you send it? Cause this is a my last I'm really really needed now sir I got a big big problem  

Please let me know what your big big problem is that I can see how fast to send it. The bigger the problem, the faster I send.

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My brother got sick (anibia) I guess wrong spelling  he had a bacteria on water , I gonna help my mama she got not enough money to buy some medicine,  if I can loan  on lending thread I will but my account not qualified to get a loan   and I borrow on my friend this is a repayment schedule fuck this last I'm so disappointe dispressd  

Holy shit, man! Really? Bacteria on water? I had to Google that and read that people die from that shit. Hey, I don't think my $50 will be enough for you. Here's what I'm goin' to do for you. PM this guy (Mike) - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=35 - and tell him to give $500 worth of bitcoins outta my account.

Please let me know if you need more.

Your friend, Bruno

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But I need that 50$ now to buy some medicine really now sir Bruno really really now

You're in luck! Send PM like I told you and you get $500 now.

Your friend, Bruno

Somebody tell theymos to not to send $500 to this dude if by chance he PMs theymos after consuming too much eggnog up there in the state above me. HAHAHA

[Spoetnik]

Seriously Funny !
I also wonder how many of us got that PM.. just Gleb and myself ?

[redsn0w]

Here we go  , this is mine :

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Hello sir can you give me some bitcoin 

[Lauda]

Oh yeah, I tend to do the same to people asking for Bitcoins. Quite a fun story. Do I get 50$ for asking nicely?

[InvoKing]

Can't believe how silly thoses kids could be... Sometimes I feel that we need to implement an IQ test before joining here /accessing the Internet? (no).
Hopefully i didn't receive theses spam.. I don't have much time theses days to play with them anyway  but I get an idea from here, i know a trustworthy rich Filipino guy that could help him/her for sure 

[1Referee]

For the past few days I've been humoring myself by yankin' some dude's chain via PMs. Here's the last PM I just sent him, with all the others forthcoming so that you, too, could enjoy the experience.

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My brother got sick (anibia) I guess wrong spelling  he had a bacteria on water , I gonna help my mama she got not enough money to buy some medicine,  if I can loan  on lending thread I will but my account not qualified to get a loan   and I borrow on my friend this is a repayment schedule fuck this last I'm so disappointe dispressd  

Holy shit, man! Really? Bacteria on water? I had to Google that and read that people die from that shit. Hey, I don't think my $50 will be enough for you. Here's what I'm goin' to do for you. PM this guy (Mike) - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=35 - and tell him to give $500 worth of bitcoins outta my account.

Please let me know if you need more.

Your friend, Bruno

LOL! This gave me a good laugh on a boring Sunday morning.

These things are as funny as Nigerian Princes willing to share a $15 million heritage with you via email.

[Joerii]

Wasting their time is an excellent way to discourage them, well played !

Did you know the Nigerian Princes give you a crazy story on purpose ? They do this to filter out the intelligent people that can think in  a critical manner, because that raises their success rate once people do reply

[Quickseller]

Somebody tell theymos to not to send $500 to this dude if by chance he PMs theymos after consuming too much eggnog up there in the state above me. HAHAHA

I seriously doubt that theymos is going to believe that dude when he asks for $500 out of your "account"

I have to admit that it is hilarious to see beggers/scammers getting the runaround like this. I am surprised just how gullible he is in continuing to PM you for days like this. I wonder how much time he spent waiting for those 360 second limits to expire for him to send a reply to you

[cakir]

Don't worry, You got a savior!
Satoshi will hitman him before he gets you

The email said:

Michael, send me some coins before I hitman you.

Not exactly Satoshi's normal style.

@theymos does an email get expired on gmx.com ?

I don't know.

Have u received previous mails from him ? Did he use to sign those ?

I did receive emails from him in 2010. He didn't sign them.

[Spoetnik]

For the past few days I've been humoring myself by yankin' some dude's chain via PMs. Here's the last PM I just sent him, with all the others forthcoming so that you, too, could enjoy the experience.

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My brother got sick (anibia) I guess wrong spelling  he had a bacteria on water , I gonna help my mama she got not enough money to buy some medicine,  if I can loan  on lending thread I will but my account not qualified to get a loan   and I borrow on my friend this is a repayment schedule fuck this last I'm so disappointe dispressd  

Holy shit, man! Really? Bacteria on water? I had to Google that and read that people die from that shit. Hey, I don't think my $50 will be enough for you. Here's what I'm goin' to do for you. PM this guy (Mike) - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=35 - and tell him to give $500 worth of bitcoins outta my account.

Please let me know if you need more.

Your friend, Bruno

LOL! This gave me a good laugh on a boring Sunday morning.

These things are as funny as Nigerian Princes willing to share a $15 million heritage with you via email.

OH MY GOD don't get me started fuuuuuuuck..

I have an old buddy who use to check his mail on my PC after work and he went on and on arguing with me
about how his Nigerian scammer was legit.
And i kept telling him Google Man .. seriously LOL
When i met him i *warned* him i am a computer nerd..
He quickly told me "ME TOO" and that had had hacked a Bank for a million dollars and did jail time for it.
Then when he came by to use my Computer i could tell he was good at using his Yahoo email account ROFL

A lot of people -DO- believe in Nigerian scams and argue about it until the end of time.
The one my buddy got was a text book bit for bit exact classic scam and was easy to spot.
he got what every other guy on earth got.. some people really are -THAT- dumb :/

EDIT:
later my buddy moved to another town where he met a girl on a dating web site..
I told him don't move to Northern BC Canada in the winter.. it's cold dude !
Then he moved and after a couple weeks she threw him out for using her computer
to pick up more chick on dating sites ROFL
He called me asking if he could come back to Kelowna and move in with me..
i told him fuck no ..cya buddy have a nice life LOL

[Gleb Gamow]

Wasting their time is an excellent way to discourage them, well played !

Did you know the Nigerian Princes give you a crazy story on purpose ? They do this to filter out the intelligent people that can think in  a critical manner, because that raises their success rate once people do reply

Excellent point! I'm now goin' to include your post in my Leroy "Honestly" Fodor tread sans comment. HAHAHA

[Gleb Gamow]

For the past few days I've been humoring myself by yankin' some dude's chain via PMs. Here's the last PM I just sent him, with all the others forthcoming so that you, too, could enjoy the experience.

!!! WARNING: This user is a newbie. If you are expecting a message from a more veteran member, then this is an imposter !!!
My brother got sick (anibia) I guess wrong spelling  he had a bacteria on water , I gonna help my mama she got not enough money to buy some medicine,  if I can loan  on lending thread I will but my account not qualified to get a loan   and I borrow on my friend this is a repayment schedule fuck this last I'm so disappointe dispressd  

Holy shit, man! Really? Bacteria on water? I had to Google that and read that people die from that shit. Hey, I don't think my $50 will be enough for you. Here's what I'm goin' to do for you. PM this guy (Mike) - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=35 - and tell him to give $500 worth of bitcoins outta my account.

Please let me know if you need more.

Your friend, Bruno

LOL! This gave me a good laugh on a boring Sunday morning.

These things are as funny as Nigerian Princes willing to share a $15 million heritage with you via email.

OH MY GOD don't get me started fuuuuuuuck..

I have an old buddy who use to check his mail on my PC after work and he went on and on arguing with me
about how his Niferian scammer was legit.
And i kept telling him Google Man .. seriously LOL
When i met him i *warned* him i am a computer nerd..
He quickly told me "ME TOO" and that had had hacked a Bank for a million dollars and did jail time for it.
Then when he came by to use my Computer i could tell he was good at using his Yahoo email account ROFL

A lot of people -DO- believe in Nigerian scams and argue about it until the end of time.
The one my buddy got was a text book bit for bit exact classic scam and was easy to spot.
he got what every other guy on earth got.. some people really are -THAT- dumb :/

EDIT:
later my buddy moved to another town where he met a girl on a dating web site..
I told him don't move to Northern BC Canada in the winter.. it's cold dude !
Then he moved and after a couple weeks she threw him out for using her computer
to pick up more chick on dating sites ROFL
He called me asking if he could come back to Kelowna and move in with me..
i told him fuck no ..cya buddy have a nice life LOL

I know of a dude here in Sandwich, IL, who's almost as bad on Leroy Fodor. Almost, because this dude has yet to spread his lies on the Internet because he's not tech savvy, nor ever will he, now being 64 years of age.

About eight years ago he was hired on to detail cars (clean them spotless inside and out) at a used car lot. After being employed there for less than two weeks, he started bragging to everybody how he is part owner of the dealership.

Also, he still brags to this day about have a million-dollar-plus 401K that his sister controls, an impossibility because all his working history consisted of contract labor, never paid hourly where taxes were takin' out, etc. He now claims that the Social Security system is fucking him because he's only getting a little over a hundred bucks a month, his just reward for when he did work and paid taxes up to his very early twenties.

I have mega more stories about Tom, but you get the gist.

Glad you guys enjoyed the PMs. I was hopin' that the dude would continue the exchange, which he did, knowing that I would one day - last night - share them with you all. HAHAHA

[ABitNut]

This poor person should open a reputation thread about Gleb. Promising $50 and not delivering is a scam. And to add insult to injury Gleb is mocking them.

Waiting for someone on DT to paint Gleb the darkest of reds for this blatant cheating!





_{If you did not pick up on any sarcasm in this post then either your sarcasm detector is malfunctioning or my sarcasm factory is putting out sub par products. Or both.}

[Gleb Gamow]

This poor person should open a reputation thread about Gleb. Promising $50 and not delivering is a scam. And to add insult to injury Gleb is mocking them.

Waiting for someone on DT to paint Gleb the darkest of reds for this blatant cheating!





_{If you did not pick up on any sarcasm in this post then either your sarcasm detector is malfunctioning or my sarcasm factory is putting out sub par products. Or both.}

Cabbage!

[Gleb Gamow]

For those who don't believe Jehovah's a jokester... _vvv

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I already pm him but I need it now sir  you say yesterday you wanna give the 50$ 

I'm with him now finalizing the new Bitcointalk forum with Satoshi's cousin. Please remit to me a bitcoin wallet address whereupon I'm sure he'll send you the $5 as mentioned the other day.

[Gleb Gamow]

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You said 50$ sir now it's almost 5$   I already borrow on my friend on this forum cause you gonna give me the 50$   I m really really need it now sir sorry for disturbing you again .
Here sir  bruno. 1BVxNN9QwBy1R2h4ww92xuCeWySXaBfE3s

Dude, where you been? The dude I'm with here finalizing the new BitcoinTalk forum is passed out from doing weed with Satoshi's cousin. I'll get him to send the money in the morning Philippine time. I just tried to send ten dollars but it looks like the address you provided me doesn't work. Please send me another address as soon as possible before I smoke this weed and crawl in bed with Mike and Satoshi's cousin.

[allysa]

 

[Gleb Gamow]

Yeah you all rich and I'm a poor person thank you for all wonderful  words  you said to me.and you happy now?  .. All I send on gleb gamow its true I borrow the money . my brother got sick . I'm a poor person need some help but I don't think gleb will do this for me ,

Thank you all rich people  .

And, on top of all that misery, I kicked you in your balls. Shame on me! I'm a very bad, bad, bad man. Very bad!

To make it up to you, I authorized theymos to give you $500 when he and Satoshi's cousin get outta bed later this morning. It's the Wright thing to do. HAHAHA

[shorena]

Yeah you all rich and I'm a poor person thank you for all wonderful  words  you said to me.and you happy now?  .. All I send on gleb gamow its true I borrow the money . my brother got sick . I'm a poor person need some help but I don't think gleb will do this for me ,

Thank you all rich people  .

Maybe you shouldnt blow your coins on scams...

-snip-
Nice stats sir! Thank you for trust with us

username: allysanathalie
current post: 10
rank: newbie
BTC ADDY: 1BVxNN9QwBy1R2h4ww92xuCeWySXaBfE3s
thank you

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12ZlzrX6fiN10rtxIK6Ix3pF-pfDihIXMQ3bOHtf9M5Y/edit?pli=1#gid=0

[siameze]

Yeah you all rich and I'm a poor person thank you for all wonderful  words  you said to me.and you happy now?  .. All I send on gleb gamow its true I borrow the money . my brother got sick . I'm a poor person need some help but I don't think gleb will do this for me ,

Thank you all rich people  .

Maybe you shouldnt blow your coins on scams...

-snip-
Nice stats sir! Thank you for trust with us

username: allysanathalie
current post: 10
rank: newbie
BTC ADDY: 1BVxNN9QwBy1R2h4ww92xuCeWySXaBfE3s
thank you

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12ZlzrX6fiN10rtxIK6Ix3pF-pfDihIXMQ3bOHtf9M5Y/edit?pli=1#gid=0

Thanks for pointing that one out Shorena, your detective work saves me research I received a similar PM weeks ago but just ignored/deleted it.

The laughs never cease here.

[Spoetnik]

Yeah you all rich and I'm a poor person thank you for all wonderful  words  you said to me.and you happy now?  .. All I send on gleb gamow its true I borrow the money . my brother got sick . I'm a poor person need some help but I don't think gleb will do this for me ,

Thank you all rich people  .

Can i ask you why you chose to PM me and Gleb ?

You did not even give me a reason in the PM you sent me.. you said "gimme bitcoins"

So how many people here did you PM ?

PS:
I am not rich but i did find your -behavior- amusing.
I owe you a thanks for the entertainment.. do you take donations ?

EDIT:
If anyone wants to see exactly what this user sent me i already posted it here

[krunox123]

This pretty hilarious, to be honest! I can't stop laughing at this one, lol.

Sir please I'm gonna die

[helloeverybody]

This pretty hilarious, to be honest! I can't stop laughing at this one, lol.

Sir please I'm gonna die

Im dying too, With laughter  Please feel free to deposit bitcoins into my account so i can cure this hilarious disorder.

Doesn't matter where you go , you will get people begging or scamming.

[Glorantq]

Yeah you all rich and I'm a poor person thank you for all wonderful  words  you said to me.and you happy now?  .. All I send on gleb gamow its true I borrow the money . my brother got sick . I'm a poor person need some help but I don't think gleb will do this for me ,

Thank you all rich people  .

Wow so poor. Maybe start selling your computer or cancel your subscription at your ISP before scamming users here.
If you will die then no medicine can help. Scam a little better

[Spoetnik]

Gleb stopped posting.. yup theymos killed him

[Decoded]

This pretty hilarious, to be honest! I can't stop laughing at this one, lol.

Sir please I'm gonna die

I thought you said your brother was going to die? Tell you what, since I'm satoshi in disguise, I'll give you each one of my 1.3 million bitcoin. One one condition - send me a picture of your "sick" brother holding up a sign with Satoshi written on it.

Lol.

[XinXan]

After many difficult calculations I got the formula. Poor english + ''Sir'' = Scammer

[Heutenamos]

After many difficult calculations I got the formula. Poor english + ''Sir'' = Scammer

Wrong formula and you fail in the test.



didn't wanted to disclose the identity .

[Lauda]

After many difficult calculations I got the formula. Poor english + ''Sir'' = Scammer

That is definitely wrong. This place is a collection of various people and personalities. You can encounter very interesting and amazing people that are completely different; the same principle applies to scammers. There is going to be a lot of people with various characters that are going to (try and) scam.

[erikalui]

I seriously doubt these people who think that anyone would give them charity if they quote death (either their own death or any of their family members). Don't they get scared before saying that as if you lie it often comes true. I haven't received any begging pms but there were many users on this forum who tried to trick me to send them money first. Have also read threads where people are selling their body parts for bitcoins or exposing themself for the same. It's sick.

[BlindMayorBitcorn]

Who's Theymos?

[krunox123]

Who's Theymos?

I am pretty sure that this page will surely answer your question.

[eddie13]

didn't wanted to disclose the identity .

No way it could be this guy.. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1292736.0

[Spoetnik]

I seriously doubt these people who think that anyone would give them charity if they quote death (either their own death or any of their family members). Don't they get scared before saying that as if you lie it often comes true. I haven't received any begging pms but there were many users on this forum who tried to trick me to send them money first. Have also read threads where people are selling their body parts for bitcoins or exposing themself for the same. It's sick.

The same exact user at the same time PM'd me and just said.. "gimme bitcoin" ROFL
I guess i didn't deserve an excuse as to why..
Funny WHO was targeted though.

[Spoetnik]

Who's Theymos?

Ya i don't know either.. does anyone have a link to the Windows QT ? Thanks

[Gleb Gamow]

didn't wanted to disclose the identity .

No way it could be this guy.. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1292736.0

I have a hunch that them zeros will finally go into positive integers territory within 24 hours: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;u=673780

[Heutenamos]

didn't wanted to disclose the identity .

No way it could be this guy.. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1292736.0

I have a hunch that them zeros will finally go into positive integers territory within 24 hours: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;u=673780

where ever it goes, it should where it is supposed to but the dickhead eddie is satisfied by revealing him   such a child.

[jacktheking]

The conversation between you and the person is so funny. .

After many difficult calculations I got the formula. Poor english + ''Sir'' = Scammer

Wrong formula and you fail in the test.



didn't wanted to disclose the identity .

You dont need to reveal his account username as I am sure he PMed a lot of member. I also received a similar message from this person yesterday. Well ... Let's see what the scammer (or scammers) will come up with next. Nice joke to end 2015. :0.

[eddie13]

the dickhead eddie is satisfied by revealing him   such a child.

Sorry, I didn't mean to be a dick. I just thought it may be pertinent information to help bust scammers. 

[Heutenamos]

the dickhead eddie is satisfied by revealing him   such a child.

Sorry, I didn't mean to be a dick. I just thought it may be pertinent information to help bust scammers. 

The guy may or may not be a scammer and afaik his trust page has a couple of positive and none negative. I don't jump to conclusions readily.
You should have checked him before accusing.

[BitcoinMarketStore]

didn't wanted to disclose the identity .

No way it could be this guy.. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1292736.0

Yes I am. I've no problem to say who i am. I understand that here there are a lot of scammer (i was scammed of 45$ too) but before say that i'm a scammer, read what i wrote. Find on Google . See my FB page, and before say that i post only after i open account here, see old photos on FB page (Gleb Gamow).

Then i try to contact only high trustable meber in PM, because i'm afrai to release my personal data to other people that could use these wrongly again me.

[Heutenamos]

didn't wanted to disclose the identity .

No way it could be this guy.. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1292736.0

Yes I am. I've no problem to say who i am. I understand that here there are a lot of scammer (i was scammed of 45$ too) but before say that i'm a scammer, read what i wrote. Find on Google . See my FB page, and before say that i post only after i open account here, see old photos on FB page (Gleb Gamow).

Then i try to contact only high trustable meber in PM, because i'm afrai to release my personal data to other people that could use these wrongly again me.

Man i tried to not make it public , other than that you also have some positive ratings.Sadly i cannot cannot control other's behavior.

[BitcoinMarketStore]

didn't wanted to disclose the identity .

No way it could be this guy.. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1292736.0

Yes I am. I've no problem to say who i am. I understand that here there are a lot of scammer (i was scammed of 45$ too) but before say that i'm a scammer, read what i wrote. Find on Google . See my FB page, and before say that i post only after i open account here, see old photos on FB page (Gleb Gamow).

Then i try to contact only high trustable meber in PM, because i'm afrai to release my personal data to other people that could use these wrongly again me.

Man i tried to not make it public , other than that you also have some positive ratings.Sadly i cannot cannot control other's behavior.

Woman . I'm a woman. Here are my post's shop https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1285690.msg13289003#msg13289003

Then, when i ask for loan, i offer collateral too. So don't worry to revelate who i am

[Heutenamos]

didn't wanted to disclose the identity .

No way it could be this guy.. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1292736.0

Yes I am. I've no problem to say who i am. I understand that here there are a lot of scammer (i was scammed of 45$ too) but before say that i'm a scammer, read what i wrote. Find on Google . See my FB page, and before say that i post only after i open account here, see old photos on FB page (Gleb Gamow).

Then i try to contact only high trustable meber in PM, because i'm afrai to release my personal data to other people that could use these wrongly again me.

Man i tried to not make it public , other than that you also have some positive ratings.Sadly i cannot cannot control other's behavior.

Woman . I'm a woman. Here are my post's shop https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1285690.msg13289003#msg13289003

Then, when i ask for loan, i offer collateral too. So don't worry to revelate who i am

OK woman i hope you get the required coins sooner but you should know that there is a very less chance to get a loan with the physical collateral's.

[BitcoinMarketStore]

didn't wanted to disclose the identity .

No way it could be this guy.. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1292736.0

Yes I am. I've no problem to say who i am. I understand that here there are a lot of scammer (i was scammed of 45$ too) but before say that i'm a scammer, read what i wrote. Find on Google . See my FB page, and before say that i post only after i open account here, see old photos on FB page (Gleb Gamow).

Then i try to contact only high trustable meber in PM, because i'm afrai to release my personal data to other people that could use these wrongly again me.

Man i tried to not make it public , other than that you also have some positive ratings.Sadly i cannot cannot control other's behavior.

Woman . I'm a woman. Here are my post's shop https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1285690.msg13289003#msg13289003

Then, when i ask for loan, i offer collateral too. So don't worry to revelate who i am

OK woman i hope you get the required coins sooner but you should know that there is a very less chance to get a loan with the physical collateral's.

Yes. I understand, but don't less my hope.

[Spoetnik]

So did this guy ever thank your for the Bitcorns Gleb ?
Did his friend die from bad water ?
That $15 in BTC was a life saver i bet.. Gleb you are a Hero sir !

[eddie13]

I have a hunch that them zeros will finally go into positive integers territory within 24 hours: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;u=673780

Your timeframe was a bit off there Bruno but the outcome just the same..

[The Sceptical Chymist]

After many difficult calculations I got the formula. Poor english + ''Sir'' = Scammer

That is definitely wrong. This place is a collection of various people and personalities. You can encounter very interesting and amazing people that are completely different; the same principle applies to scammers. There is going to be a lot of people with various characters that are going to (try and) scam.

It is a melting pot for better or worse, but people who don't speak English well seem to absolutely love to scam people who do speak it well.  I think it's a valid generalization.

[whywefight]

I have sent Gleb a PM, i hope he can help me out too!

[tommorisonwebdesign]

Wow, this made my day. I am recovering in hospital and this exchange is quite comical. Can't wait to see what happens to the scammer.

On a more serious note, when I'm discharged, I will continuing a CakePHP application ruling out any possibility of this happening. It's going to have borrower default insurance. I've already found a BCT member to partner up with me to put up the site.

[Gleb Gamow]

I have sent Gleb a PM, i hope he can help me out too!

I confirm that I received a BM. Cleaning up the mess now. Anybody want some corn?

[rajat08]

I have sent Gleb a PM, i hope he can help me out too!

I confirm that I received a BM. Cleaning up the mess now. Anybody want some corn?

Wow that chat was hilarious. I thank you seriously for posting that chat.
And yes I want some BTC

[Heutenamos]

but people who don't speak English well seem to absolutely love to scam people who do speak it well.I think it's a valid generalization.

Stop Trolling 

[BlindMayorBitcorn]

Theymos ought to kill the lot of us. Let's face it. Most of us are just no damn good.

[ImnotOctopus]

HAHAHA This make me laugh to death.
he's never gonna stop talking to yo until you ignore him.
I bet his Romanian or what?
who cares as long as he's funny hahaha.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

but people who don't speak English well seem to absolutely love to scam people who do speak it well.I think it's a valid generalization.

Stop Trolling 

Yeah I might have that prejudice, I'm guilty.  I'm trying to get better.  But I'm not trolling.  I was just stating my opinion for better or worse, not to agitate or flame.

[Heutenamos]

but people who don't speak English well seem to absolutely love to scam people who do speak it well.I think it's a valid generalization.

Stop Trolling  

Yeah I might have that prejudice, I'm guilty.  I'm trying to get better.  But I'm not trolling.  I was just stating my opinion for better or worse, not to agitate or flame.

It exists since we exist here and that is bout millions of years or even more depending on the type ours species So now you know where English stands ?

[The Sceptical Chymist]

I have sent Gleb a PM, i hope he can help me out too!

I confirm that I received a BM. Cleaning up the mess now. Anybody want some corn?

Well that zinged right over everyone's head, but I actually laughed until some liquid I drank ejected from my nose.

Heutenamos:  Say what, now?

[Heutenamos]

Heutenamos:  Say what, now?

what, now?

[Spoetnik]

So what did ever happen to this guy?
When he had sent me PM's i reported him..

[RealBitcoin]

Lol , now that's some funny shit Theymos probably read the P.M but ignored it , he probably get a lot of these PM's daily or at laest somethings similar .
I'm still wondering how those users target people exactly ? because It never happened to me.

They probably go for reputable people who are seniors or above.

They usually have more bitcoins, and might fall for this scam.

I got a similar PM a few weeks ago, but i just ignore these scams.

[Joel_Jantsen]

Dude, where you been? The dude I'm with here finalizing the new BitcoinTalk forum is passed out from doing weed with Satoshi's cousin. I'll get him to send the money in the morning Philippine time. I just tried to send ten dollars but it looks like the address you provided me doesn't work. Please send me another address as soon as possible before I smoke this weed and crawl in bed with Mike and Satoshi's cousin.[/size]

Tips ->Simple life hack to enjoy this forum :

1.When you're in the mood to learn stuff about bitcoins.Go through DannyHamilton's posts.

2.When you need good giggles bored out of our schedule,go through Gleb's posts.

[Gleb Gamow]

Dude, where you been? The dude I'm with here finalizing the new BitcoinTalk forum is passed out from doing weed with Satoshi's cousin. I'll get him to send the money in the morning Philippine time. I just tried to send ten dollars but it looks like the address you provided me doesn't work. Please send me another address as soon as possible before I smoke this weed and crawl in bed with Mike and Satoshi's cousin.[/size]

Tips ->Simple life hack to enjoy this forum :

1.When you're in the mood to learn stuff about bitcoins.Go through DannyHamilton's posts.

2.When you need good giggles bored out of our schedule,go through Gleb's posts.

And remember, Bacteria on Water is a major killer in some countries, but curable via U$50 gifts.

[Gleb Gamow]

Quick aside: I just noticed that this is now my second Legendary account. Must've happened last night.

Back on-topic: Me's got a new toy online via PMs. Me's such a funny guy.   Stay tuned, for I'm sure how much longer I can keep this dude baited.

EDIT: PMs still a coming, with tears in my eyes.

[Joel_Jantsen]

Quick aside: I just noticed that this is now my second Legendary account. Must've happened last night.

Back on-topic: Me's got a new toy online via PMs. Me's such a funny guy.   Stay tuned, for I'm sure how much longer I can keep this dude baited.

I think I know who he is.@deepakroxxx Please tell me I have giggles waiting ahead.
Also congrats on your legendary status.I'm waiting for Al the Alpaca next.

[Gleb Gamow]

Quick aside: I just noticed that this is now my second Legendary account. Must've happened last night.

Back on-topic: Me's got a new toy online via PMs. Me's such a funny guy.   Stay tuned, for I'm sure how much longer I can keep this dude baited.

I think I know who he is.@deepakroxxx Please tell me I have giggles waiting ahead.
Also congrats on your legendary status.I'm waiting for Al the Alpaca next.

How the hell did you know it was deep...?

Here's the chain to date. CAUTION! Have a towel at the ready:

!!! WARNING: This user is a newbie. If you are expecting a message from a more veteran member, then this is an imposter !!!

!!! WARNING: This user is a newbie. If you are expecting a message from a more veteran member, then this is an imposter !!!

!!! WARNING: This user is a newbie. If you are expecting a message from a more veteran member, then this is an imposter !!!

!!! WARNING: This user is a newbie. If you are expecting a message from a more veteran member, then this is an imposter !!!

!!! WARNING: This user is a newbie. If you are expecting a message from a more veteran member, then this is an imposter !!!

!!! WARNING: This user is a newbie. If you are expecting a message from a more veteran member, then this is an imposter !!!
bro i need money for my education purpose if u help me plz send me this address
12VtpPwHgXpAfEvg9JFhLo8PgrBxTXXtic

WHAT THE FUCK! Why you delete the thread after I sent you the money. I want my money back.

i m telling the truth i didnt deleted ... automatic deleted...
& i didnt get ur amount...

What do you mean that you didn't get the money. Did you double-check the DogeCoin explorer to make sure it's not being held up? Did you sign the wallet correctly when you first created it? Newbies sometimes make that mistake. Call the Doge Mods and let them know that you have a problem. Make sure to give them your address and also give them a new address just in case they found the problem right away and opt to transfer the coins to a new address otherwise you'll have to wait 48 hours. Trust me on this one. So many people make this mistake. Oh, the last 5 digits of your original address is your pin number. There is no way you can change that. It's good for any wallet you ever create. Unfortunately, that's how the NSA tracks people. That's why Satoshi left the crypt world after Gavin inserted the code after meeting with the CIA. There's an 8,000+ page thread on this forum if you're seeking light reading on the subject. It's a great education.

Bruno

I m using [Suspicious link removed]
not a dogecoin.. i m using btc...

send me TXID no.. i ll check it

OMG! I see what I did wrong. I logged into the wrong explorer. Okay, let me get the 1 BTC back before I send you another. Meanwhile, I'll have thermos send you the other 5 BTC as promised. You should have it later today plus interest. Plus, I'll have the Bees Brothers send you some honey treats.

Bruno

k....

Good news! I just spoke with thermos and he'll do it as soon as when he gets back to his cabin from ice fishing up in Canada. Meanwhile, I spoke with the mods over at Doge and they are already to do a Hard Fork as soon as I get your pen number for the address you sent me. Please give me your pen number ASAP so that hard fork can happen today.

Bruno

i didnt get u.. i dont have any pen number asap...
i have bitcoins address...

No problem. Like I said before the last five digits of your address is you pen number. Now, I have your pen number but you have to formally give it me so that I can give it to the Doge mods. It's for your protection, of course. PM me your pen so that the Doge mods can see that I did indeed get it from you and not simply gleaned the pen like nefarious actors do. Oh, and capitalize the first letter if it's not already. That's called two-factor ID thingy, an extra layer of protection that thermos and Satoshi put in for security after Gaven went to the CIA and turned the chairs on the whole ball of wax.

Hoo kk kk..
this is my bitcoin address
12VtpPwHgXpAfEvg9JFhLo8PgrBxTXXtic

this is my pen number
XXtic

Okay, that's great. Since X was already capitalized, I took the liberty to convert the 5-digit string to an MD5 hash so you don't have to: de8e6ed0974e58175d0816c5d666416e

Doge is gonna hard fork in less than thirty minutes, so please confirm the hash ASAP. Confirm means that you approve, but you can check the results for yourself here: http://md5.gromweb.com/?string=XXtic

Also, thermos just PM'ed me and is back at the cabin now. He wants to know if 5 BTC is enough for your education. If I were you, I would up it to 7 or 8 BTC since he has so many bitcoins.

Bruno

[Joel_Jantsen]

Hoo kk kk..
this is my bitcoin address
12VtpPwHgXpAfEvg9JFhLo8PgrBxTXXtic

this is my pen number
XXtic

I literally spat out my nutella while reading this post.Jeez,you're an evil bruno!

[Gleb Gamow]

Hoo kk kk..
this is my bitcoin address
12VtpPwHgXpAfEvg9JFhLo8PgrBxTXXtic

this is my pen number
XXtic

I literally spat out my nutella while reading this post.Jeez,you're an evil bruno!

I also purposely [later] misspelled theymos as thermos. "pen" was first a mistake caught later, so I opted to continue the misspelled usage. All in the name of giving the poor dude an education. 

[Gleb Gamow]

deep... went silent but still online, so I had to send him another PM:

Dude, we missed the Doge Hard Fork since you didn't confirm the MD5 Hash. Meanwhile, did you ask thermos for 7 or 8 bitcoins instead of only 5 since he's so rich? At the moment my 1 BTC is still stuck at Doge. Luckily, I know the mods there and can easily get it back even if it means taking it from some dormant account like it's been done so many times before.

Please confirm the MD5 Hash so to be ready for the next Hard Fork tomorrow. Perhaps, you may not even need my 1 BTC if thermos gives you 7 or 8 BTC.

PS: thermos may be taking a nap now in his cabin in Canada due to ice fishing all morning, but rest assured that he'll be awake later today.

Bruno

[Gleb Gamow]

Success. The rube just PM'ed me.

actually i dont have any knowledge about md5 hash. so plz u only help me...u only confim that...
& u only tell 2 thermos about 7 to 8 btc.. it help me lot ...

thank you Gleb Gamow

No problem. I'll take care of the MD5 Hash aspect and PM thermos that you need 8 BTC toward your education. I'll send you 1 BTC as soon as it's release from Doge explorer tomorrow after the next Hard Fork or taken from some dormant user account.

Here's to hopin' you get a good education.

Bruno

I love the wew!

[Gleb Gamow]

So sad!  My new toy is broken. Now I have nothing to play with ... except Hashing24, Crypto-city and eBoost. 

[Gleb Gamow]

I am such a bad boy: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1689106.msg16960736#msg16960736

[Gleb Gamow]

Latest:

Deep: Witn ur permission can i delete that thread?
if u yes i ll delete...

Me: I just linked that thread to Thermos via PM since his Internet is no good up at his cabin in Canada. Maybe he already sent you the bitcoins hence you deleted the thread.

I'm still in communications with the Doge mods and look forward to the Hard Fork later today.

Deep: no i didnt get any bitcoins from Thermos.. so i m waiting...
k after getting bitcoins i ll delete thread..
thank you gleb gamow...
;

Deep: Again that thread is deleted automatically. i dont know what is happening about thread...

<back to fuckin' with Team eBoost  >

[Gleb Gamow]

Jehovah, I duly hope you're laughin' you goddamn ass off?

Deep: Really i dont no wht this thread are deleting automatic...
so i created now one.. Is this ok??

Me: This is ok!

Deep: I don't knw why threads are deleting automatic...
if they deleted threads automatic sorry form myside...
& i didnt get bitcoins from Thermos... so i m waiting...
thank you gleb gamow

again thread deleted plz help me from this...
gleb gamow

Me: You're putting your threads in the wrong section. Put your next one here: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?board=24.0 And title it like this: Please Thermos Help Me With My Education (thank you)

In your post, only put your bitcoin wallet address. I'll approve the post so that it doesn't get deleted. We all know you need the education badly.

Bruno

EDIT:

Deep: ya just now i did.. but again deleted by (hilariousandco).. plz u only help me...

@hilariousandco: You are very, very bad man!  

EDIT:

Deep: Gleb Gamow i m waiting ur 1 BTC & thermos 8BTC. plz it is very important for my education... plz send me as possible as...
thank you Gleb Gamow  

The dude still doesn't have a clue that he's getting a free education. 

[ndnh]

here's mine So I guess many here actually receive these kind of PMs?



Steph:

18NawAApCZB4bes6PcTqYLRYDvS5dgJCvi
thnk u

Me:

18NawAApCZB4bes6PcTqYLRYDvS5dgJCvi
thnk u

Steph:

18NawAApCZB4bes6PcTqYLRYDvS5dgJCvi
thnk u

BTC



Me:

18NawAApCZB4bes6PcTqYLRYDvS5dgJCvi
thnk u

BTC

BTCBTC



Steph:

BTCBTCBTCBTC



Steph:

BTC


Me:

BTC

BTC²


Steph:

[size=100pt]BTC[/size][/b]


Steph:

+∞ BTC


Steph:

HT : Brazil 1 v 0 Argentina
FT : Brazil 2 v 1 Argentina





Short and sweet. Didn't really get the last part tho.
la fin

[Gleb Gamow]

here's mine So I guess many here actually receive these kind of PMs?



Steph:

18NawAApCZB4bes6PcTqYLRYDvS5dgJCvi
thnk u

Me:

18NawAApCZB4bes6PcTqYLRYDvS5dgJCvi
thnk u

Steph:

18NawAApCZB4bes6PcTqYLRYDvS5dgJCvi
thnk u

BTC



Me:

18NawAApCZB4bes6PcTqYLRYDvS5dgJCvi
thnk u

BTC

BTCBTC



Steph:

BTCBTCBTCBTC



Steph:

BTC


Me:

BTC

BTC²


Steph:

[size=100pt]BTC[/size][/b]


Steph:

+∞ BTC


Steph:

HT : Brazil 1 v 0 Argentina
FT : Brazil 2 v 1 Argentina





Short and sweet. Didn't really get the last part tho.
la fin

The last part is from the following thread: DirectBet Soccer Prediction Game *** Win Free Bets ! *** Free to Enter !

HT : Brazil 1 v 0 Argentina
FT : Brazil 2 v 1 Argentina

HT : Brazil 1 v 0 Argentina
FT : Brazil 2 v 1 Argentina

The final score seen on YouTube: Brazil vs Argentina 3-0 - All Goals & Extended Highlights - World Cup 2018 10/11/2016 HD

Ergo, any moneys begged for and received then placed as a bet were lost.  Better luck in 2018.