New ASIC project

[deathcode]

I'm starting my own chip company.
We currently have 2 models.
12 Red Pepper - 12Ghash $200
128 Giant Mixed Doubles - 128Ghash - $18,000

Products to be ready in May 2013
Web site in wordpress soon to come.
We only accept bitcoins and shipping, if ever, will be on a first come first serve basis.

If you have any questions, I'd gladly reply within 48... business days.

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[tbcoin]

seems legit 

[Nolo]

[crazyates]

They see me trollin....

[RaTTuS]

is it powered by a USB phone charger or what WE NEED TO KNOW,
and pictures, pictures or renders

[creativex]

I hope you have some elaborate security to protect your chip design.

I'm concerned someone might take a bite out of your profit margins.

[crazyates]

I hope you have some elaborate security to protect your chip design.

I'm concerned someone might take a bite out of your profit margins.

http://instantrimshot.com/

[bcpokey]

This thread changed from making me chuckle to making me hungry in like .5 seconds flat.

[evanesce]

I want that chip

[creativex]

^^It seems my security concerns were justified.^^

[kwoody]

Fuck, I've never wanted a dorito more in my life.

[DiabloD3]

Ok, since there have been over 50 views on this reply in a mere 5 minutes, I will post an exclusive top secret photo of the chip design but please do not ask for more information as the R&D team is working under strict secrecy.
Here it is:

This is all we have so far and we know the triangular design was chosen to reduce costs, you know, one less side is always cheaper than a full square.

I will keep you informed as we have more information to release.

Ooh! Ooh! I know what that is! Its a Pentium!

[Phinnaeus Gage]

You think your three-sided chip is badass, take a look at my soon to be developed two-sided chip:


The above rendition is ^TM, therefore don't steal it.

[Badonkadonk]

will you have a buy 3 get 2 deal? 

[Mapuo]

This topic illustrating the situation very well

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Once my two-sided chips are delivered from the FAB, my staff will be installing them into the two-sided mining rigs. The way ordering will work is that I will ship out a third of the rig to everybody at the back of the line first, then the second third to those in the middle of the line, and the final third to those at the front of line. Nobody has to pay until everybody gets their rigs. All chips used will be fully-full-full-fully-custom-custom fully. The FCC has already approved our chips and rigs, but there is a warning: Please do not put more than three in parallel like so:


They claim it has something to do with buffering the whales mating calls during mating season in the Pacific.

FAQ:

Q: How are the chips cooled?
A: You're a fuckin' idiot!
Q: Was that called for?
A: Yellow, but blue will work also.
Q: When will you be shipping?
A: Minecraft.
Q: Purple.
A: Does anybody else hear elevator music?
Q: When are you going to address Bruno's questions?
A: My sockpuppets are now going to report this thread.

I am Furry, hear me roar!

[greyhawk]

The USB connector on our ASIC will be.... ON THE BOTTOM!!!!

That's genius, the bits will fall into the cable much faster due to gravity. 

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Once my two-sided chips are delivered from the FAB, my staff will be installing them into the two-sided mining rigs. The way ordering will work is that I will ship out a third of the rig to everybody at the back of the line first, then the second third to those in the middle of the line, and the final third to those at the front of line. Nobody has to pay until everybody gets their rigs. All chips used will be fully-full-full-fully-custom-custom fully. The FCC has already approved our chips and rigs, but there is a warning: Please do not put more than three in parallel like so:


They claim it has something to do buffering the whales mating calls during mating season in the Pacific.

FAQ:

Q: How are the chips cooled?
A: You're a fuckin' idiot!
Q: Was that called for?
A: Yellow, but blue will work also.
Q: When will you be shipping?
A: Minecraft.
Q: Purple.
A: Does anybody else hear elevator music?
Q: When are you going to address Bruno's questions?
A: My sockpuppets are now going to report this thread.

I am Furry, hear me roar!

The USB connector on our ASIC will be.... ON THE BOTTOM!!!!

Of course it's on the bottom because if it was on top and they were connected in parallel as so...


...doubling as a railroad spur, the connection would be severed by an oncoming train.

The USB connector on our ASIC will be.... ON THE BOTTOM!!!!

That's genius, the bits will fall into the cable much faster due to gravity. 

And 6X faster on the moon due to 1/6 the gravity there. You can't get nothin' pass our asses. It was my grandfather's Kansas chicken that provided the feather that went to the moon to prove such a feat is fact.

[FuzzyBear]

Just wanted to say a massive thank you to everyone in this thread.... you have made me smile and made my day ty

i might have a slight improvement on your chip design.... by adding crinkles you gain a larger surface area in which to spread the hashes out on...

[greyhawk]

Just wanted to say a massive thank you to everyone in this thread.... you have made me smile and made my day ty

i might have a slight improvement on your chip design.... by adding crinkles you gain a larger surface area in which to spread the hashes out on...

Yeah, this is not gonna be a good fit with standard heatsinks. You might want to redesign that.