Do I get free steak knives if I ring in the next 10 minutes?
Absolutely!
But wait! There's more! Send me 38.7 BTC And I'll DOUBLE your order! I'll even get my mom to cook you something nice with the knives!
Ahhh, now this is more like it. The honest ponzi, like we used to have.
Of course, just like then, I'll pass.
You sure man? If you getin on it now you'll get scammed less than the others!