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January 06, 2016, 11:27:48 PM
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What is your favorite movie quote?
This is my favorite movie quote from Scary Movie...
Shorty: [answers phone] Yo.
Shorty's Roomate: Hello, Shorty. What are you doing?
Shorty: Nothin. Just watching the game. Smokin some bud.
Shorty's Roomate: Are you all alone?
Shorty: [to roommate] Yo, pick up the phone!
The Killer: [sticking out tongue] WAZZZZUPPP!
Shorty: WAZZZUP!
[killer looks at phone]
Shorty: Yo, Dookie! Pick up the phone!
Dookie: Yo.
Shorty's Roomate: WAZZZZUP!
Shorty, Shorty's Roomate, The Killer, Dookie: WAZZZZZUPPP!
[Dookie and roommate hang up]
Shorty: What you doin my son?
Shorty's Roomate: Nothing. Just chillin. Killin.
Shorty: True.
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January 06, 2016, 11:41:38 PM
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Fuck your mother.

 
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January 07, 2016, 03:05:27 AM
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im not insane... my mother had me tested
-big bang theory-
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January 07, 2016, 01:08:27 PM
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With great power comes great responsibility.  Wink

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January 08, 2016, 02:20:02 AM
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 - "Want some bacon?"
- "No man, I don't eat pork."
- "Are you Jewish?"
- "Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all."
- "Why not?"
- "Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals."
- "Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good."
- "Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf--ker. Pigs sleep and root in s--t. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces."
- "How about dog? Dog eats its own feces."
- "I don't eat dog either."
- "Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?"
- "I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way."
- "Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?"
- "Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherf--kin' pig."
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January 08, 2016, 03:29:48 AM
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Back off man, I'm a scientist.
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January 08, 2016, 09:55:22 AM
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This is one of my favorite movie quote from the movie Gladiator.

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

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January 08, 2016, 10:30:24 AM
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You mother fuckin girl !!! Tongue
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January 08, 2016, 11:46:12 AM
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Well, finally some good thread where I can share one of my favorite movies quotes! Cheesy

Let's begin with the Matrix. According to me, Matrix was definitely a movie of all the times and here is why...

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.
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January 08, 2016, 11:57:44 AM
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I don't know if it's my favorite but

"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."
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January 08, 2016, 07:25:08 PM
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Here is another quote from my long list of favorite movie quotes, it is from the movie Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking - I suggest you try it."
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January 08, 2016, 08:04:29 PM
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The Lord of the Rings
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January 08, 2016, 08:28:13 PM
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From Dude Where's my Car: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKNX6dieVcc

" ... and then .... and then .... and then .... and then ..."

From True Grit:

"I'm gonna kill ya"

" If you have to spam and shout to justify your existence then you are a shit coin."  TaunSew
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January 09, 2016, 02:55:21 AM
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"I ain't gonna hit ya. I ain't gonna hit ya.... Like hell I ain't!"
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January 09, 2016, 03:56:02 AM
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"You're no saint. You got a free cab. You got a free room and someone who will listen to your boring stories. I mean, didn't, didn't you notice on the plane when you started talking, eventually, I started reading the vomit bag? Didn't it give you some sort of clue like hey, maybe this guy's not enjoying it? You know, everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are, that are funny or, or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY! 'Honey, I'd like you to meet Del Griffith, he's got some amusing anecodotes for ya. Oh, and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it.' Oh, I-I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They'd say, 'How can ya stand it?' And I'd say, ''Cause I've been with Del Griffith. I can take ANYTHING.' You know what they'd say? They'd say, 'I know what ya mean. The shower curtain ring guy. Whoa.' It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll. I expect you have a little string on your chest, you know, that I pull out and have to snap back. Except I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back - you would. Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! And by the way, you know, when, when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener!"

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January 09, 2016, 04:01:49 AM
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Well, finally some good thread where I can share one of my favorite movies quotes! Cheesy

Let's begin with the Matrix. According to me, Matrix was definitely a movie of all the times and here is why...

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.
That's a pretty long quote.

 
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January 09, 2016, 07:47:37 AM
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“My mama always said, life is was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." -- Forrest Gump
(1994)

"Luke No, I am your father." -- Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

"We're You're going to need a bigger boat" -- Jaws (1975)
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Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

Morpheus: What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.
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January 09, 2016, 11:55:19 AM
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Independence Day

President Thomas Whitmore: I don't understand, where does all this come from? How do you get funding for something like this?
Julius Levinson: You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, $30,000 on a toilet seat, do you?

And its gone.
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January 09, 2016, 01:09:46 PM
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Gone in Sixty Seconds :



Sway: What do you think is more exciting... having sex or stealing cars?

Memphis: Having sex or boosting cars... Um, oo! Well, uh... How about having sex WHILE boosting cars?

Sway: Oh, that's a good line. Doesn't work on a lot of girls, though.

Memphis: I just blurted it out, I'm sorry... But, you haven't answered the question.

Sway: Well, you see, the problem is... how do you get over the shifter?

Memphis: Oh, oh right... because the uh...

Sway: 'Cos it gets in the way.

Memphis: Because you wouldn't want to disrupt the syncro-mesh... the throttle linkage... the clutch master cylinder... the overhead camshaft.

Sway: I can't do this.

Memphis: Straight inline 6, triple Weber carburetors, bolted to each other's body structures...

Sway: Well, it's time to work...

Memphis: Good brakes... good brakes, too!

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