The first day in the lodge, they tell you to bend over and pick up the soap.
I think you got your lodges mixed up. The one you alluded to is the Prison Lodge. In a Freemason Lodge, the senior members drop the soap allowing the newbies to take over, rankings dependent upon performance. After reaching a high enough rank, one gets to don The Apron, whereupon they get to drop the soap.
Don't believe me? Here's the soap they drop:
![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fs-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com%2F236x%2Ff6%2Ff1%2Fdf%2Ff6f1dfae16f1fd7f5ff57048a20cdd9a.jpg&t=663&c=f2hfbEOuOi_cgg)