1 FREE .999 Fine Gold Bitcoin Commemorative Round Collectors Coin (worth $50.00)

[Robertt]

DOING THIS TO CELEBRATE POST 999

http://www.amazon.com/Gold-Bitcoin-Commemorative-Round-Collectors/dp/B00J2B0KEO
I'll buy this via prime for one lucky person
All you need to do is comment a joke,
Ends in 1 hour.
I'll most likely use random.org and pick one of the ones I found funny & ask you for address.
Please be online :-)

[DimensionZ]

Well why not what could go wrong. Here is my joke:

I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does.

[Mitchell]

Hmmm, that looks like one of those standard Chinese coins. I'm not sure if it's really gold, gold plated or just paint. No idea what coin they tried to imitate though. Anyway, it's not worth 50$ (as stated on Amazon), but it's still a nice price. Good luck to everyone who participates.

[skenthal]

Well here it is

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

[wheelz1200]

A husband and wife got a new computer and were setting the new password.  The husband typed in "mypenis".  The wife starting rolling on the floor laughing because on the screen popped up "error, not long enough".

just for laughs, i dont need this bitcoin someone else could have it.

[bithalo]

The coin is likely gold plated over iron or possibly Copper.  It's very cheap and a Chinese knockoff.  Just a FYI.

[Robertt]

The coin is likely gold plated over iron or possibly Copper.  It's very cheap and a Chinese knockoff.  Just a FYI.

Even if it is, it's just a collectors coin :-)
Not like you're going to be selling it or trading it for diamonds or something.
Just something nice to wank look at

[ixCream]

A dishwasher at a 5 star hotel asks his superior to be paid in bitcoins. The day after payday he returns and pays the boss back to buy the hotel

[Robertt]

Okay, just used random.org & used numbers;
Minimum - 1
Maximum - 3
Random number: 1

Looks like the winner is DimensionZ.

Thanks for competing everyone, I'll pm dimension now.