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July 28, 2013, 04:17:48 AM |
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Well, you've definitely carved out a rather unique spot for your self. I'm certain that after you decisively research these issues and discover the missing keys, that you'll have to decide whether to reveal the truth to the world. You found me out, that you did. It was probably that slip up where I asserted that ISP had a gravitic component, or perhaps where I mistakenly stated that momentum was proportional to the square of velocity. Maybe it was the Twinkie wrapper at the moon landing stage set, or that McDonald's bag that we later saw in the crater.
You see, there was no way we could use the regular unionized stage crews. We had to bring in Ethiopian and Ugandans straight from the bush, and they were always fighting with each other. I mean, like trying to actual kill each other. It was crazy. But what else were we to do? We brought them in on the CIA planes, and paid them in McDonalds Happy Meals. They really liked those. And we dumped them back off the same way. Their respective governments slaughtered those tribes by pre arrangement with the CIA of course so there wasn't any evidence left.
And yeah, you caught us on the cardboard and Christmas tree tinsel mockup of the Lunar Lander and Ascent Module. I admit we could have done better, but what between the whores, cash and the drugs floating around, who gave a shit? They kept us well supplied, dude.
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