I agree with you on this on this matter but so far a few seem promising, maybe I should pay you to see who would fit lol. they can trick me into me hiring them for it, Since my English is not all cracked up to be.
Speaking of which ,I had sent you a PM which is not answered yet.It doesn't really take time to hit back with a "Yes" or "No".Secondly,you're not here to make fun of people.If you really are dominated by your savings,here you go
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