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[lowbander80]

I dont want to know when Gravity launches I want to know what happened to my hash,no use saying it was unprofitable regardless if you home mined or with a mining company its still profitable

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[kken01]

year+ and 10 levels in their "flagship" game
luls at matlack and the game dev rating their own game 5 stars

as i guessed it. i got bored instantly. sorry guys its not a home run  

[CryptoBuds]

Doesn't look like it is approved by Apple quite yet. I see another excuse coming... they've only had the game ready for several months now and still couldn't hit their timer target. Can't say I'm surprised.

[CryptoBuds]

Final list of participants below. Please review your numbers and let me know if I missed anything.


ION PRICE GUESS CONTEST entries, in BTC:

Code:

0.000000      suchmoon
0.000050      Phildo
0.000100      kken01
0.000120      SAmOS
0.000181      pixelpowered
0.000190      CryptoBuds
0.000197      o0o0
0.000205      altheshort
0.000222      ThePointlessOne
0.000318      Rick_James

will all the Bitcoin Talk Trolls please take a number... Nice Actual list of the BCT Trolls!!!

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Where's the iOS game? What happened? Why could t they get it ready in the 3 months it's been ready? Great start again by team Ionomy, LOL!

[suchmoon]

Doesn't look like it is approved by Apple quite yet. I see another excuse coming... they've only had the game ready for several months now and still couldn't hit their timer target. Can't say I'm surprised.

Also doesn't look like they bothered to fix the download links here:

https://ionomy.com/games

True to form, always late to their own deadlines, always short of their own hype.

Edit: my apologies, looks like they launched an hour early for Android. And they knew 3 days ago that they fucked up with Apple, but of course forgot to tell the faithful. What was the point of that countdown - remains a mystery. No marketing effort as far as I can see (other than the PR article on Bitcoinist, also not timed to the countdown).

[pixelpowered]

Can anyone tell me after I checked my account today first in months due to illness that 5TH of hash is making no bitcoin in fact its disappeared off the map

If this is in regards to the Ionomy platform mining.
You will have a better response in the ION slack channel.
Team is scared of the big meany BCT forum, but not their money.

Doesn't look like it is approved by Apple quite yet. I see another excuse coming... they've only had the game ready for several months now and still couldn't hit their timer target. Can't say I'm surprised.

Also doesn't look like they bothered to fix the download links here:

https://ionomy.com/games

True to form, always late to their own deadlines, always short of their own hype.

Edit: my apologies, looks like they launched an hour early for Android. And they knew 3 days ago that they fucked up with Apple, but of course forgot to tell the faithful. What was the point of that countdown - remains a mystery. No marketing effort as far as I can see (other than the PR article on Bitcoinist, also not timed to the countdown).

For those on PC or other devices other than Android.
You can download the app BlueStacks/other emulators and emulate the AndriodOS.
After your setup, head on over to the GooglePlay store and search for Crypto Gravity.
Download and install.

Don't be shocked if you feel like kken01 once you interact with the... filth.

year+ and 10 levels in their "flagship" game
luls at matlack and the game dev rating their own game 5 stars

as i guessed it. i got bored instantly. sorry guys its not a home run  

I tried it as well and it made me think of my Commander Keen jumping days.
But Crypto Gravity is the distant retarded cousin that you don't like mentioning to others.
@kken01 I don't think this can even entertain most children.
Of course the ION team and cult love it 

Nice stacked reviews for entry.
Hope they tested multiple devices or you might get more reviews like - Devansh Trivedi: "Can't play. Tilt controls are not working"

I look forward to more feedback from the general public 

[suchmoon]

tested

LOL

If there is one thing we've learned about ionomy it's that they are not acquainted with the concept of quality assurance (or release management or any of that other boring stuff that goes into making software).

[lowbander80]

JUst opened a scam accusation thread see how many more had there mining hash mislaid by these people

[pixelpowered]

JUst opened a scam accusation thread see how many more had there mining hash mislaid by these people

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1812396.msg18054744#msg18054744 - Cool

Please edit and correct the format as SM has requested 

All you ION shills should tell masta Huey someone is not please with the mining!

[o0o0]

tested

LOL

If there is one thing we've learned about ionomy it's that they are not acquainted with the concept of quality assurance (or release management or any of that other boring stuff that goes into making software).

they'll rebase gravity soon enough. just need a new engine where assets can be changed and a new copyright added.

[Franz_Huber]

I played Gravity for 30 seconds, then got bored. Deinstalled it.

[CryptoBuds]

WildShill, where's the iOS version? I thought this game was ready for months and they were just waiting on Bittrex? If they knew they had to resubmit 3 days ago, why didn't they let everyone know? Instead they just drop the bomb at release time. Transparency goes a long way, they should try it some time. Sadly, the team and its whales seem too arrogant to care about that subject. They just want to make themselves whole from the XPY debacle.
 
How's the price by the way? Was reading about some dumping on Bittrex.

[kken01]

how many free unity assets can you spot?

il start:
hello 50% of the iaps, the lightning gun animation
https://www.assetstore.unity3d.com/en/#!/content/59471

For more powerful and better looking lightning with forks, spells and AAA quality, please download my procedural lightning asset at http://u3d.as/f1c.

they decided $29.95 is too much


and to continue on that vein here is some data from the levels
number of enemies
   level 1: 1
   level 2: 6
   level 3: 10
   level 4: 9
   level 5: 10
   level 6: 13
   level 7: 11
   level 8: 24
   level 9: 18
   level 10: 16
   total: 118

   50 shots: 0.99$
   150 shots: 1.99$
   300 shots: 2.99$
   750 shots: 5.99$
   1500 shots: 9.99$

since the game is too boring i didnt figure out if the point is to skip some of them or if its even possible due to level design. free shots are locked to max 10 every 20 mins (1 electron) or 5 shots for watching an ad...  it would be insanely bad design if you cant complete a level with out purchasing shots tho


the game is riddled with bugs. hw buttons not working on certain devices and random stuff like this

I tried it as well and it made me think of my Commander Keen jumping days.
But Crypto Gravity is the distant retarded cousin that you don't like mentioning to others.
@kken01 I don't think this can even entertain most children.
Of course the ION team and cult love it  

keens had that something! these dumbos cant compete with games from the 1990. its embarrassing if you try to compare this with other platformer freemiums that are out there right now and they compare this with dark souls? gawsome
its blatantly obvious they spent maybe 0.25% of their ico to fund this

its like everyone said when this started: they are banking way too much on "crypto" and "earn" factors. failure in the making

[eastwind_ja]

good  game ,,,it is funny and difficult  to get high score

[eastwind_ja]

good  game ,,,it is funny and difficult  to get high score

remember ,,rome is not built in one day ,and the dev team is  work hard for more games

[suchmoon]

good  game ,,,it is funny and difficult  to get high score

remember ,,rome is not built in one day ,and the dev team is  work hard for more games

It's been quite a few days, nearly a year now. And it's not Rome. It's a game they've been alpha-testing since forever. Certainly shouldn't have error messages like that screenshot couple posts back.

[o0o0]

can someone upload a youtube of 2 levels. i dont want this shit added to my game library on ios or android.

or do i wait for yahtzee from the escapist to give it a glowing review?

[suchmoon]

LOL launch:


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Edited 2020-11-29 to fix a broken image

[CryptoBuds]

That's right close to my bet!

[rendravolt]

LOL launch:



This calls for a kerbal GIF:

Yes I think it's not funny, after the high prices now just like a pie.