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August 25, 2016, 11:11:02 AM Last edit: August 25, 2016, 11:31:48 AM by vaporware asset wizard |
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Entry 3
Frame 1 A young hippy backpacker wearing John Lennon glasses and sandles is standing in the doorway of an Indian ashram, he's wearing a backpack, and the rickshaw that just dropped him off is travelling away in the distance. He's just arrived in India. Inside the ashram is a dread-locked guru sitting in the lotus position on a raised platform, facing him is a group of young western hippies dressed like hare krishnas, most sitting in the lotus position meditating. The guru is saying, "put your attention in the 'now', it is the path to enlightenment"
Frame 2 Close-up of the backpacker's face, he's having an "a-ha" moment. Next to his head is an imagination bubble, inside the bubble is a scene of him sitting on the ground with his legs crossed, his laptop is on his lap, and he's showing the hippies something on the screen, and they're all eagerly peering over one another to see what it is.
Frame 3 The young hippies are seen dancing down the street with tamborines in classic hare krishna style looking over-joyed, they're chanting:
syn ereo syn ereo ereo ereo syn syn hare amp hare amp amp amp hare hare
Other people on the street are looking intrigued, some are looking at their phones, some are joining in with the chanting & dancing. The young backpacker is seen in the distance back at the ashram, seated in full lotus, meditating with the dread-locked guru, they look like equals.
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Erik Goff
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August 25, 2016, 11:20:50 AM Last edit: August 25, 2016, 12:01:54 PM by Erik Goff |
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Entry #26
top text: How to earn money on synereo.....
(1 frame only, shows a lot of (humanized) mouse, all saying 'click!' each in their own text balloon)
one mouse on the right asks another mouse next to him: mouse1:what are you all doing? mouse2:actually we are clueless. someone told us that this would earn us money....
sub text:Synereo, the new social network where your mouse is paying you!
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August 25, 2016, 12:34:43 PM |
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Entry#27
Robbery gone wrong
frame1: (robber holding a pistol while victim (smartphone in hand) holds up his hands) Robber:Hands up! Give me all your money! Victim:(completely calm) Ehm dude, this is the 21st century...
frame2: (robber looking startled, police sirens coming in on background) victim:My smartphone detected the hands up gesture you made me doing, and automatically locked all my money for the next hour... victim:..also they send some to the police to get their attention. I hear them coming already. victim:hop,hop!
frame3: (robber depicted behind bars) robber:%#&&^@ modern times.....
sub text:Join the 21 century! Earn cryptocurrency by just using the synereo social network!
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August 25, 2016, 01:42:51 PM |
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Entry#28
historian in big chair at fireplace, with pipe, memorizing...
frame1: historian:..and so on 3rd october 2016 the internet became aware... historian:...aware of synereo social network. The first social platform where people get paid for their postings by their viewers!
Frame2: historian:Millions of dormant brains suddenly became active, because it made sense again to think ! historian:The internet suddenly had a 'sort' button from highly valued ideas to worthless ones. literally. historian:in just a few short years we transformed into a planetary meritocracy. you know, where the best and brightest finally got the attention they always deserved! It was an unstoppable force!
Frame3: (shows the enterprise from star trek. text balloon coming out on of the windows) historian:It got us where we are now!
note:the date should be the alpha release date
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August 25, 2016, 02:36:48 PM |
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#1 - Boardroom Suggestion Memehttps://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1589232.msg15993722#msg15993722#2 - Synereo at schoolFrame 1: Before Synereo Turbulent ADHD children Classroom is like a battlefield The teacher tears his hair Frame 2: After Synereo Children are calm, serious and attentive The teacher is happy Caption: Synereo pays for your attention #3 - AwkwardTwo friends (A and B) in front of a computer Frame 1: A: I keep receiving ads when I use this social network On the computer screen: embarrassing ads such as "Enlarge your p***s" or "Listen to the latest Justin Bieber album" Frame 2: B: (playful) Do you know ads are targeted through cookies that record your surfing habits. It is called behavioral targeting. Frame 3: A (red with shame) B: (hilarious) You could have avoided this by using Synereo! #4 - Master of the WorldFrame 1: In a large control room, like the secret base of the villain in a James Bond movie In the background: a giant screen showing a world map where all continents are red In the foreground: the boss of the largest social network in the world that rejoices in his total control over the world Boss: I know all your desires, all your secrets. Soon I'll be the Master of the World! HAHAHAHAHAHA (sardonic/evil laugh) Frame 2: On the screen, blue dots appear everywhere Worker/Minion: Hey, Boss, we have a problem Boss: (angry) What's going on?! Worker/Minion: A new and completely decentralized social network that respects privacy is being massively adopted Frame 3: Screen: All continents are now blue Worker/Minion: It is called Synereo Boss: (crying) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #5 - Star Wars tributeFacebook Logo: I am your father Synereo Logo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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August 25, 2016, 03:20:46 PM |
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I have 2 entries so far.
Entry 1:
Two brothers in their apartment. One is checking his laptop. Super excited that Synereo Alpha is released because it's September already.
Frame 1: Bro1: "I can't believe it! Synereo just released their Alpha version!" Bro2: Looking at Bro1 with a smirk ready to unleash his pun.
Frame 2: Close up of Bro2. Face grinning and almost laughing by his joke. Bro2: "Well someone is definitely AMPed about it."
Frame 3: No speech bubbles. Just both brothers pointing with their fingers at each other with the "I see what you did there" look on their faces.
Entry 2:
Frame 1: A man is being followed by a giant blue "f" letter with binoculars pointed directly on him. He is frustrated and stressed out by the spying but he is heading to a particular direction.
Frame 2: The man reaches his destination. It's an entrance gate with a butler/guard outside. Huge sign of Synereo on the gate. Man: "I was told to come here if I seek online freedom." Butler: "You certainly have come to the right place." The "f" letter hasn't noticed what is happening yet.
Frame 3: Gate opens for the man to proceed inside. Butler: "This way please." The "f" letter stays behind as he cannot enter and is surprised and a little bit irritated.
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August 25, 2016, 03:53:13 PM Last edit: August 25, 2016, 04:08:45 PM by Bitcoin.ProGambler |
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August 25, 2016, 05:39:27 PM Last edit: August 25, 2016, 05:49:57 PM by Erik Goff |
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Entry#29 (i finally got one with penguins Fight climate change! Frame1: (lots of penguins all lined up looking straight to viewer. one penguin has glasses) (this frame has no text) frame2: (same picture, but the penguin with glasses raises one wing and says:) penguin:can we have your attention please... frame3: (picture zooms out, all penguins are on an iceberg where the base is almost melted away and about to topple over) penguin:...so we can do something about this climate change? sub text: Synereo, the social network where your attention is worth money!
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August 25, 2016, 06:04:06 PM Last edit: August 25, 2016, 06:23:16 PM by CodingYouth |
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Frame One:
A group of college students sit at their laptops in study hall. All but one is smiling. This sad soul is Mark.
A neighboring laptop user turns to Mark.
Neighbor: "Hey, Mark. I see you haven't plugged into Synereo yet."
Frame Two:
Mark: "Wait, I thought Synereo is a safe and decentralized network. If that's so, then how did you know I haven't?"
Frame Three:
Neighbor: Because you're not smiling.
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August 25, 2016, 09:31:58 PM |
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Last 24 hours !
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Hypercube - get the attention you deserve
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August 25, 2016, 09:50:44 PM |
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Entry#30
Frame1: Girl walks in room , meeting friend lisa, sitting at her computer: Hey Lisa what are you up to? Lisa: i became a charity worker online!
Frame2: Girl:How do you do that? Lisa:well for example this village here posted a message that they need a new water pump. Lisa:i re-post their message, thereby amplifying it. If my friends also amplify it, the message gets stronger and reaches even more people. It is very easy to use, with a single click people can pay a few cents! Lisa: And i get paid a little too, and my reputation grows as well, allowing me to help more people ! Lisa: its a win-win situation!
Frame3: (girl has ran away, not visible anymore just the air movement) Lisa:Where are you going? Girl:To my computer! see you on synereo!
sub text:How synereo social network changed everything...
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August 25, 2016, 09:57:59 PM |
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Wow. More than 80 entries already !
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August 25, 2016, 10:15:59 PM Last edit: August 25, 2016, 10:44:17 PM by Erik Goff |
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Entry #31
Bank robber is robbing a bank. holds pistol with 2 hands aimed at the desk clerk:
Frame1: Robber:Give me all your attention!
Frame2: desk clerk (with hands raised) looks a bit puzzled: clerk:Eeh..don't you mean: give me all your money?
Frame3: robber: Money? You mean dollars? robber: No man, i want attention! Make sure all cameras are running. And call 911! And the press! robber: And be sure to post it all on Synereo!
sub text:On Synereo social network your attention is worth money!
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August 26, 2016, 01:07:28 AM |
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Entry 1
Frame 1 Cave men watching another caveman point at wall paintings as he talks
Frame 2 People sit around a computer Text reads: Communication is always evolving
Frame 3 Man walking into a giant computer screen Text reads: Join us in the next step in the evolution of the Internet. Synereo
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August 26, 2016, 03:06:06 AM Last edit: August 26, 2016, 09:48:34 AM by Mongwapogi |
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My Entry #3
1st Frame :
In AMP coin House BTC Coin: * Knock Knock* AMP Synereo Coin: Who is it?
2nd Frame:
BTC Coin: Bitcoin coins! AMP Synereo Coin: What do you want?
3rd Frame:
BTC Coin: To Talk! AMP Synereo Coin:How many are you? BTC Coin: Two! AMP Synereo Coin: Then talk to each other!
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August 26, 2016, 03:19:37 AM Last edit: September 16, 2016, 01:08:54 AM by Mongwapogi |
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My Entry #41st Frame :ME: MOM, I got 250$ in Synereo Cartoon Contest !! (250$ in the envelope with AMP Synereo Logo) Mom: WTF Son! Well Done. 2nd Frame:ME: MOM, what do you think"WTF" means? Mom: Well That's Fine
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August 26, 2016, 03:56:42 AM |
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August 26, 2016, 03:58:26 AM Last edit: August 26, 2016, 06:41:00 AM by Jussslic |
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Hah okay I was gonna work more on actually doing the layout and drawing, but I don't want to miss the deadline so here it is. https://i.imgur.com/7EmTNiw.jpgIn the third panel he's supposed to be standing outside with his "AMP" and microphone speaking to an actual crowd. And the friend is just kinda shaking his head. How in the world are you guys embedding images? Can't figure out what I'm doing wrong here.
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