To mine you just need to purchase a specialised "fart mining" device (a WiFi "cushion" that broadcasts the specific details of each fart to the "fart mining network" which in a distributed manner decides which farts will be used to extend the chain of all memorable farts).
Units can be pre-ordered in BTC and we'll deliver them when we are good and ready.
Note: there will no pre-mined farts and please consider the environment before ingesting large amounts of beans.
Dear Mr. Knowles,
I hope you are doing well. We recently came across your post about FARTCOIN on the Bitcoin forum and would like to request a brief meeting with you. We have already sent you an email regarding this.
We would also like to properly credit you in connection with a Solana-based token named $FART, and to arrange for you to receive all rewards associated with the project.
We apologize for the interruption and appreciate your time. Wishing you a pleasant day, and we look forward to your response.