If it is that easy there would be plenty by now, there are none.
It really is that easy, here's a link:
http://www.payoneer.com/PrepaidMC.aspx ... used em to get commissions from some of the sites I have been an affiliate for in the past
For Bitcoin I imagine you would just setup a frontend where people send you
BTC. Once you get the coins then you credit their account $ @ gox rate minus fees. Can't be that hard.
As for the
Captains of the Industry™ ... I said lazy, you said incompetent ... I would bet on "preoccupied with other projects"
