The madness ends here and now! Due to the recent tragic deaths of 300 forcibly trained fleas, I feel in my heart that something needs to be done. That something is the creation of
WORF--
World
Objection to the
Recruitment of
Fleas, unless a better wording of the acronym is warranted.
Seriously, how would you feel if you had a wire wrapped around your upper torso and had to pull 1,600 times your weight--without pay? And now we've learnt that they were all transported inside a single cargo container, treated like hidden refugees escaping a suppress regime.
Through your donations, I'll be able to travel the world, meeting up with these funny-hat-wearing-circus-clowns, putting a stop to all this madness.
FYI: Legend has it that the name of the very first flea who succumbed to such travesties was Worf--how fitting.
The sad part is that not only was there no funerals for the fleas, but it's probably a given that they were all buried in a mass grave, unless cremated.
Please consider donating to
WORF. It's our only hope to end the madness in our lifetime.
~Bruno K~
