ahahaha. Thank you.
This is really funny. And quite ingenious?
I certainly do not mean any offense or sarcasm. Please do not be offended.
What do I say? It's good that you are still looking into the bright side, and trying to come up with ways to turn losses into positives. Well, I hope you find a market for it. and good luck. ^^
Oh, and yes, do update and tell us if it's a success.