For Hire: Academic Essay Writing
You heard right. Are you in an undergraduate liberal arts class that requires you to write an essay that you just don't feel like doing? Well, I am here to offer you the opportunity to slack without any consequences. My rate is a flat five cents a word, with a minimum of 30 USD per paper, and I only do payments within escrow (with BTCrow.com). I will be able to most effectively write papers on literature (particularly poetry analysis) and general persuasive essays commonly found in intro English classes, but will cover any subject if given enough time to research it. It is advisable that you include a sample of some of your previous essays so I can effectively mimic your style while still netting you a high grade. (Side note: I guarantee at least a B on your paper or you get a 75% refund. To make this easier for me, it would help if you gave me any essays you had previously written for that class along with what grades they received, so I can more easily judge how your professor grades essays.) I have the most experience with MLA format; Chicago style and APA are, for the most part, foreign to me, but I do have the handbooks for them, so I could manage.
Here are a few samples of my recent essays that scored a 94 and 99, respectively. (And the 99 was because that particular professor refuses to give 100s.)
http://pastebin.com/3EzvEWBu - Essay analyzing the rhetorical effectiveness of Susanna Kaysen's argument in her essay "My Diagnosis."
http://pastebin.com/CkMC3ftL - Shorter essay analyzing a series of creation stories in the context of the theologian Rosemary Radford Ruether's theory on how creation stories act as a 'blueprint for society.'
Respond here, PM me, or email me at
essays.for.bitcoins@gmail.com, and we can discuss the finer details.
PS: I'll also do commissioned creative writing, either poetry or prose, if anyone would like that as well. I'm a published poet as well. Won't say where for anonymity's sake, but I can offer up some of my portfolio privately.
Note: If this isn't allowed in this forum, just let me know and I'll delete it (if I can do that on this forum). Don't want to step on any toes.
