Millionaires Only Thread - No Plebs Allowed!

[bonker]

Seeing as quite a few people are getting rich now I 'd thought I'd make a nice little home where the rich folk can relax, sip brandy and wear slippers. Hence the "millionares only club" thread is born

To keep the "undesirable elements" out of this thread, there are a few rules:

1) No plebs with less than $1million of Bitcoin
2)  No spelling errors  - we don't want to lower ourselves to the level of the lumpen masses
3) No swearing or abusive language


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[strikegold]

good luck with your new millionaires Thread/home/club, to me it sounds a little boring!

i go for a street party with real humans 

[ingrownpocket]

What the fak is going on here?

Oh noes. Did I just broke all 3 rules?

[SomeWhere]

Use punctuation and proper English or get the fuck out of my club.

[13Charlie]

Good day sir. Might I propose an additional rule?
I believe it should be necessary to be wearing a smoking jacket and holding a cigar or pipe whilst posting.

[deadweasel]

Good day sir. Might I propose an additional rule?
I believe it should be necessary to be wearing a smoking jacket and holding a cigar or pipe whilst posting.

for the record, no-one is a millionaire until their profit is realized.  this means it's in your pocket and spendable on a new house.

[crazy_rabbit]

I haz won mizzlionsz bizcoinsz. Kan we b frends?

[bonker]

Good day sir. Might I propose an additional rule?
I believe it should be necessary to be wearing a smoking jacket and holding a cigar or pipe whilst posting.

Yeah, I like that.. sort of *classy* to raise the tone this exclusive club! Maybe even a table with Ferro Rocher chocolates on it.

Anyone for some more champagne?

Also, I was thinking of buying a racehorse, this is the first time I've done this, anyone got any tips?

[13Charlie]

Yeah, I like that.. sort of *classy* to raise the tone this exclusive club! Maybe even a table with Ferro Rocher chocolates on it.

How DARE YOU . . . Sir?
Please check your spelling.

[greyhawk]

Yeah, I like that.. sort of *classy* to raise the tone this exclusive club! Maybe even a table with Ferro Rocher chocolates on it.

How DARE YOU . . . Sir?
Please check your spelling.

That's the poor people version.

The millionaire version is indeed Ferro Rocher.

Every millionaire knows that. How come, you don't? 

[13Charlie]

That's the poor people version.

The millionaire version is indeed Ferro Rocher.

Every millionaire knows that. How come, you don't? 

Goodness, my apologies, I typically eat ONLY Swiss chocolates, I'm not used to these Italian ones yet.

[mccoyspace]

shouldn't we be writing in Latin, the traditional language of the elite?

[bonker]

shouldn't we be writing in Latin, the traditional language of the elite?

No I'm afraid no Latin In the Millionares Only Club. It's bad enough with the Russians posting what looks like Klingon in the rest of the forum.

I even considering a blanket ban on Australians as well.

Anyone for a canape? Or a swan roll?


 

[NikolaTesla]

You should have made this a self-moderated thread dumbass

Looks like nobody is following the rulez!

I'm the proud owner of 0.00006 BTC

[Luno]

Someone better make a gold plated BTC hood ornament, apparently there is a market for such an item.

(I was a millionaire at the peak of the housing bubble)

[greyhawk]

I'm the proud owner of 0.00006 BTC

That's quite alright. That amount is like a pre-order on being a millionaire. Your millions will be delivered in 4-6 weeks.

[Amitabh S]

i have has 1 million USD in bitcoins in several year

[bonker]

I'm the proud owner of 0.00006 BTC

That's quite alright. That amount is like a pre-order on being a millionaire. Your millions will be delivered in 4-6 weeks.

not good enough buddy..... Security!

[13Charlie]

I'm the proud owner of 0.00006 BTC

That's quite alright. That amount is like a pre-order on being a millionaire. Your millions will be delivered in 4-6 weeks.

not good enough buddy..... Security!

You, and you. You're outta here!
No not you, YOU!

[bonker]

Great timing on setting up the Millionares Only Club....  two hours before a crash from $265 to $120 and falling.

Well at least we'll have some more space around here eh gentlemen?