The tale of ETH, ETC, and EXP

Before the fork, there had already existed an immutable chain, Expanse. Ethereum Classic was incepted and became misconstrued as a hero in everyone's pockets who received free money, fortunes for exchanges and developers. As ETC rose Expanse lost a significant marketshare as the competition in the trollboxes grew deep. Ethereum led with a decision to roll back its chain in an effort to seize a lost bounty, which cursed the lands and caused great misfortune and distrust. ETC laid claim that itself was the true immutable chain, and everybody flocked to ETC and forgot about the once great Expanse. Thus Expanse was cast from its lands, retreating and down trending for months to rebuild its kingdom. But alas as knights in shining armor equiped with news of a bonds system and wielding the sword of "PoS", Expanse has returned to the motherland to fight for all its glory!