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March 08, 2020, 06:12:32 PM

What...you outta tp or something?
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So-called "experts" say bidets are the answer to the TP problem.

That's false.

In my travels I've used at least 10 different types of bidets. I've tried everything from the high-powered jet blaster to the swiveling douche fountain to the garden hose nozzle, and not one left me with a 100% clean ass.

I always have to follow up with some TP to make sure the job is truly done.
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March 08, 2020, 06:25:15 PM
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I thought they were for cunts.
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March 08, 2020, 06:27:28 PM

So-called "experts" say bidets are the answer to the TP problem.

That's false.

In my travels I've used at least 10 different types of bidets. I've tried everything from the high-powered jet blaster to the swiveling douche fountain to the garden hose nozzle, and not one left me with a 100% clean ass.

I always have to follow up with some TP to make sure the job is truly done.

You should use TP first, then bidet. Not the other way around.
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March 08, 2020, 06:28:02 PM

So-called "experts" say bidets are the answer to the TP problem.

That's false.

In my travels I've used at least 10 different types of bidets. I've tried everything from the high-powered jet blaster to the swiveling douche fountain to the garden hose nozzle, and not one left me with a 100% clean ass.

I always have to follow up with some TP to make sure the job is truly done.

Some say a shaved canyon helps a lot. Anal bleaching might be even better.
Seriously, get creative. From newspaper pieces to old socks and shirts which i'll dry in the sun, scrape off the dry poo and wash them again.
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I thought they were for cunts.

I thought they were for pleasuring females.
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March 08, 2020, 06:35:34 PM

You should use TP first, then bidet. Not the other way around.

But the TP serves to sop up the bidet water trapped by ass hairs.

If you use bidet second, then you inevitably end up with a wet ass, which is no good for anybody.
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March 08, 2020, 06:37:38 PM

So-called "experts" say bidets are the answer to the TP problem.

That's false.

In my travels I've used at least 10 different types of bidets. I've tried everything from the high-powered jet blaster to the swiveling douche fountain to the garden hose nozzle, and not one left me with a 100% clean ass.

I always have to follow up with some TP to make sure the job is truly done.

You should use TP first, then bidet. Not the other way around.

Not if you chowed on a flaming chicken vindy  vindaloo the night before...
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March 08, 2020, 06:38:48 PM

What's with all this shitcoin talk?
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March 08, 2020, 06:41:05 PM

You should use TP first, then bidet. Not the other way around.

But the TP serves to sop up the bidet water trapped by ass hairs.

If you use bidet second, then you inevitably end up with a wet ass, which is no good for anybody.

What do you think is the small towell besides the bidet used for? Of course, that is after you have *perfectly* cleaned it all. You can use TP instead if you want... but using TP first is almost mandatory to remove any solid residue before using the bidet.

That being said... in case of an apocalypse all this concerns will be the less of our problems. And as I said, no food, no shit.
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March 08, 2020, 06:44:20 PM

Connect the vacuum directly to the anus, does not need TP/coin
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March 08, 2020, 06:45:32 PM

Right now BTC/Crypto seems to be acting like a 'fast cash' ATM machine to fill up your emergency fund due to the CoronaVirus.

With the drop today (Sunday 2/8/20) I suspect that at least for now, BTC/Crypto is acting as a precursor to what the Stock Market is going to do

on Monday and this week. I'd be preparing for an 'epic' dump there again. But again, what are you gonna dump first in a crisis? Stocks? Have

to deal with broker, who will try to talk you out of it. Gold? If in a developing country have to dig that out from under the house. Bitcoin..easy

peasy to dump that to get the old emergency fund filled up due to this black swan event coronavirus pandemic.

Real-World-Issues-Suck for Everything now. Stocks/BTC/Crypto/Bonds/everything has frigging tanked and will probably continue to do so in waves

as people see that this is THE FRIGGING FLU and likely MOST of us will get it. But it will not be all at once and likely will take 1.5 to 2 weeks to

recover from to go back to work. This could stretch out well into June/July!

Then, IMHO, when such has passed and the recovery is supposed to happen, the other mismanagement of assets by the powers that be and in the USA

the Trump Administration etc will then become apparent and this latter situation is why I'm still in HODL mode. This is a pandemic crisis is simply a black

swan event IMHO over the real world mismanagement of economies worldwide..which will reach a frigging head... sometimes when people look at facts of such

after this pandemic and the supposed restart of the economy and find out that NOPE..that ain't really gonna float well either.

Anyway, why I HODL and still on plan B route and accumulating BTC/Crypto......there is the 2nd act after this pandemic passes...and there is still a lot of blood

to be spilt..when folk look about and go whew! Onward and upward and find the ladder to such much steeper when re-evaluating after this pandemic.

ugly, ugly, ugly for everyone for probably the rest of the year. Indeed this could wipe out any gains at all from halving (pandemic) and cause a 90%

miner capitulation. So I'm gonna treat it, for now, like the crash of 2013-2014 from $1,000 BTC to $250 BTC or some such and accumulate and HODL.

If I'm wrong and BTC/Crypto is just a 'speculative endeavor" like stockmarket etc and not a 'store of value' well ...' supposedly' it will still come back

via adoption and use along with such things as the stock market at least someday ..worse case. Anyway, my view (whim) so far. Sad

Bloody Frigging Sunday Indeed!
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March 08, 2020, 06:47:02 PM

What's with all this shitcoin talk?

Bitcoin just dumped. I think it is very appropriate talk right now.
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March 08, 2020, 06:47:21 PM
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What do you think is the small towell besides the bidet is used for?

For washing your face, right?
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What do you think is the small towell besides the bidet is used for? Of course, that is after you have *perfectly* cleaned it all. .....

I don't think I would touch that...for reasons....
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March 08, 2020, 06:50:04 PM

What do you think is the small towell besides the bidet is used for?

For washing your face, right?

That's a common misconception. Mistakes do happen. No one has died from that AFAIK.
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March 08, 2020, 06:51:47 PM

WO's gone nuts
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March 08, 2020, 06:53:52 PM

kitchen paper will block your pipes

Try not eating so much of it.

nvm. HM beat me to it.
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What do you think is the small towell besides the bidet is used for?

For washing your face, right?

That's a common misconception. Mistakes do happen. No one has died from that AFAIK.

oh god, I can only imagine...

" hmmm... this face cloth smells like ass!....

....oh no..."
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March 08, 2020, 07:02:28 PM

I thought they were for cunts.

boipussy? #nohomo  Grin
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