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March 09, 2020, 08:08:15 PM

real = NOT plastic/silicone or whatever  Grin





Here is a basic algorithm for picking the right woman

Code:

def woman():
    x = int(input("How big her ass is? (1-10)"))
    y = int(input("How big her tits are? (1-10)"))
    z = int(input("What is her age? (1-100)"))
    t = input("Does she laugh when you make stupid jokes? (yes-no)")

    p = x*y

    if z<30 and z>20 and p>50 and t=="yes":
        print("That's the woman you want to marry yo!")
    else:
        print("Skip to the next candidate.")

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The right woman for what?
Who said anything about getting married?

You need the never_get_married exploit & the what_the_fuck_do_i_have_to_do_to_get _some_attention malware bro.



Please tell me that they're not blowjob resistant masks. Tongue
I think there is a hole (they will market it just like condom for various sizes) where the front of detaches. Cheesy
Sort of like the gloryhole without a wall. Lips sealed

Thank you, I was actually having a panic attack.
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Wait, humour ups a brow when people get richer?

Correct. Before I got into BTC my only form of levity was whoopee cushions and fake dog turds left on the tongues of my nearest and dearest.

Now I can tell four hour dick jokes.
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Define real women.

Here is a basic algorithm for picking the right woman

Code:

def woman():
    x = int(input("How big her ass is? (1-10)"))
    y = int(input("How big her tits are? (1-10)"))
    z = int(input("What is her age? (1-100)"))
    t = input("Does she laugh when you make stupid jokes? (yes-no)")

    p = x*y

    if z<30 and z>20 and p>50 and t=="yes":
        print("That's the woman you want to marry yo!")
    else:
        print("Skip to the next candidate.")

woman()

I would quibble with that formula. Quite frankly, if a woman can not give you at least 3-5 kids then she is not good enough. 29 is way, way too old.
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March 09, 2020, 08:24:08 PM

Wait, humour ups a brow when people get richer?

Party poop.



My last Ex was kinda grumpy and naive, 24 yrs at that age, while i was 32. Kinda similar case as greta, emotionally, but older of course. As i can remember my youngest partners, ONS or relationship, they hardly moved at all until the age of 17+, so "sex" was more like enjoying a silent movie.

I refine that with "grown woman" (is aware of her desires and can communicate them, is sexually proactive, doesn't bitch around because lack of fulfillment, intelligent to some degree).

Real women, are a man's true NEMESIS.
I consider myself lucky, that I've met one so far. Have the scars to prove it.
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Define real women.

Here is a basic algorithm for picking the right woman

Code:

def woman():
    x = int(input("How big her ass is? (1-10)"))
    y = int(input("How big her tits are? (1-10)"))
    z = int(input("What is her age? (1-100)"))
    t = input("Does she laugh when you make stupid jokes? (yes-no)")

    p = x*y

    if z<30 and z>20 and p>50 and t=="yes":
        print("That's the woman you want to marry yo!")
    else:
        print("Skip to the next candidate.")

woman()

I would quibble with that formula. Quite frankly, if a woman can not give you at least 3-5 kids then she is not good enough. 29 is way, way too old.

You don't want to have more than 2 kids especially when everybody and everything is super stupid in the last 10-15 years.

I wouldn't want my child to watch retarded youtubers on youtube for example. I grow up by watching pokémon and that was the most awesome shit I have ever witnessed.

Even 2 kids is too much tbh. It is either 1 or none. My logic says none but biology says at least one.

So 29 is OK to me.
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March 09, 2020, 08:27:23 PM

real = NOT plastic/silicone or whatever  Grin




That's correct, you nailed it!  Grin
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Anyone remember this chart from back in Feb 2? By now we should be at well over a million dead, what the fuck happened?

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I'm fucking out of cash boys.

So, how many rolls of TP did you buy?  Grin
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March 09, 2020, 08:45:07 PM

Wait, humour ups a brow when people get richer?

 I didn't mean to insinuate it was anyone's other than my own humour that was lowbrow and I promise to take humour lessons once we moon.

https://www.udemy.com/course/humor-writing-course/
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real = NOT plastic/silicone or whatever  Grin




That's correct, you nailed it!  Grin

Phew, she's a bit too big for my Johnson, but it's good to know that others can handle it. Cool
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Report from lockdown.
Pretty accurate report form fellow Bitcoiner Giacomo Zucco and Mir.

https://twitter.com/mir_btc/status/1237038826842972161?s=20

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Not many updates today but I have a guest!

Video 1/2 here:

Summary of the first working day:
- more people around
- you can move inside your area and even out but you have to fill a self-declaration form (!) You risk 200 euro or 3 months of jail (!)

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Video 2/2 here:
- I tried to buy some online groceries but deliveries are all taken. Shops situation should be better
- I received the mail but everything will very slow in the next days
- Perception of the people especially online changed: many are asking for stricter measures


EDIT: WHOLE ITALY TO BE PUT IN LOCKDOWN
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Seems a bit early to go full retard but...
https://news.yahoo.com/david-zervos-the-federal-reserves-next-move-202017221.html
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Like a growing number of market participants, Zervos believes the Fed is about to be “running very low on rate cut ammo.” The “next obvious step in the Fed’s playbook” will be quantitative easing, he said.

“I don’t think any of these things hurt. The cost of doing a rate cut, the cost of reigniting QE, the cost of doing what you are talking about — the funding facilities — is that we over-stoke the economy and create some unwanted inflation pressures. That’s the cost of a monetary easing,” Zervos added.
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You don't want to have more than 2 kids especially when everybody and everything is super stupid in the last 10-15 years.

I wouldn't want my child to watch retarded youtubers on youtube for example. I grow up by watching pokémon and that was the most awesome shit I have ever witnessed.

Even 2 kids is too much tbh. It is either 1 or none. My logic says none but biology says at least one.

So 29 is OK to me.

We've got some extremely similar thoughts, bro.
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Guys, I hate to say it, I've been a long-term believer in BTC for a long time but it might be time to panic sell everything?
I'm joking lolz.
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Guys, I hate to say it, I've been a long-term believer in BTC for a long time but it might be time to panic sell everything?
I'm joking lolz.

Hhhhmmmm... NO  Grin
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Guys, I hate to say it, I've been a long-term believer in BTC for a long time but it might be time to panic sell everything?
I'm joking lolz.

Yeah, sell everything, beginning with all your TP, and BTFD!  Grin
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Actually I have a TP x 100 short in play.

SHORT TP - This is financial advise
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