Your best bet would be buying a PayPal account because just like everyone replied you're just a newbie and whoever pmed you about this will just scam you or an idiot.
How do I do that? I know nothing about stealth PayPal accounts. How do I NOT get caught? How do I keep it from getting limited? How do I actually cash the money out to Bitcoin?
We're not talking about $20 or $100 here. Yes, I can figure out how to do that. We're talking major volume. I once pulled in $10,000+ per month.
How do you pull such large volume through a stealth PayPal?
It been awhile since I deal paypal and I don't know how they operate this days. But one thing I'm really sure of is that you can easily cash the money out of your paypal to Bitcoin through paybis.com. Besides, their working time is 24/7 and their average response to exchange order is 30 mins.