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[shibaji]

Don't get scammed, folks.

How can you prove OP still has their soul?  I can name plenty of people (mostly politicians) who no longer have one.

Soul double spent ? 

[Mike Christ]

Don't get scammed, folks.

How can you prove OP still has their soul?  I can name plenty of people (mostly politicians) who no longer have one.

Soul double spent ? 

Devil's been burned on these deals more than you could guess

[John (John K.)]

Don't get scammed, folks.

How can you prove OP still has their soul?  I can name plenty of people (mostly politicians) who no longer have one.

Soul double spent ? 

Devil's been burned on these deals more than you could guess

He waits for 6 confirmations. 
A soul-rollback by God might screw him though.

[QuestionAuthority]

If I buy your soul would you mind if I lock it in a closet and rape it for a few years, then get it hooked on crack and force it to do perverse sex acts in the street for traveling business men?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

"Whatever you do
Don't pay the ferryman
Don't pay the Bitcoin price
Don't pay the ferryman
Until confirmed by six other sites"

[shibaji]

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dont_pay__the_ferryman.jpg

"Whatever you do
Don't pay the ferryman
Don't pay the Bitcoin price
Don't pay the ferryman
Until confirmed by six other sites"

bravo ... bravo ... (applauds) 

[Phinnaeus Gage]

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dont_pay__the_ferryman.jpg

"Whatever you do
Don't pay the ferryman
Don't pay the Bitcoin price
Don't pay the ferryman
Until confirmed by six other sites"

bravo ... bravo ... (applauds)  

You quoted my code error, for it was supposed to be img and not quote brackets.

Will the sole be delivered in a coffin with a viewing screen?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

eBayers are at it again: http://www.madametalbot.com/pix/journal/2013/2.htm

[shibaji]

Don't get scammed, folks.

How can you prove OP still has their soul?  I can name plenty of people (mostly politicians) who no longer have one.

I think kittens are awfully cute. Is that enough proof?  

Huh ?! She said "awful" !  

[meangreen]

how much for your ass? i may buy that.

[Dabs]

Don't get scammed, folks.

How can you prove OP still has their soul?  I can name plenty of people (mostly politicians) who no longer have one.

Thus the inspection. If I don't think the soul is worth it, I won't buy it. Anyone else can have it then. Unless the owner wishes to negotiate. Also, written contracts must be signed in blood; that's not painful, just an ant-bite or like that. You've had blood typing done before right? Or taken some shots?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I need to know exactly what is being offered. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soul#Shamanism

According to Nadya Yuguseva, a shaman from the Altai, "A woman has 40 souls; men have just one."

[seljo]

So how this ends? I'm out of popcorn. 

[Come-from-Beyond]

Women don't have souls (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080929025121AAr2Ce3). It's a scam.

[Badonkadonk]

this only seems fitting. 

Human Soul Registration Form

I, ____________________ (please print), grant ownership of my immortal soul to the owner of this document.

This form indicates that I, the undersigned, grant ownership of my soul, as defined as the immaterial or eternal part of a living being, commonly held to be separable in existence from the body-the metaphysical part as distinct from the physical part, to the owner of this physical document. He/she who holds this physical document, with the original signatures, is hereby granted ownership of the undersigned's soul.

Should this document be destroyed or modified by tearing, burning, cutting, shredding, or other method, to a point where 1/3 or greater amount of printed text, or 1/5 of signatures is modified, the contract becomes void and the soul of the original owner of the soul returns to its physical body.

Should the original owner of the soul die, the soul may (though not necessarily) be claimed by any supernatural or metaphysical entity(ies), including but not limited deities, spirits, or other sentient beings, if they are to process and/or claim ownership of such souls. If no entity(ies) claim the soul, the soul will remain in ownership of the owner of this document.

I hereby grant that my soul now belongs to the respective owner of this document and acknowledge this supernatural/metaphysical transfer of property by signing below.



Signature:__________________________________

Date: ___________/___________/___________ (MM/DD/YY)

[Anon136]

The FDA values a life at 7.9 million USD. [src]
A soul weighs 21 grams, according to this guy.

I weigh about 50 kilograms, approx. 50000 grams.
(7900000/50000)*21 = 3318$ or BTC21 at current rates.

Therefor, you can buy my soul for BTC21.

First come, first serve. I can probably split my soul in 2, in case of high demand.

i wouldnt pay 21 btc for it because it probably doesn't exist. But i would pay 0.1 btc on the off chance that it does.

[seljo]

What Al Pacino have no BTC?

[BTC-Market]

The FDA values a life at 7.9 million USD. [src]
A soul weighs 21 grams, according to this guy.

I weigh about 50 kilograms, approx. 50000 grams.
(7900000/50000)*21 = 3318$ or BTC21 at current rates.

Therefor, you can buy my soul for BTC21.

First come, first serve. I can probably split my soul in 2, in case of high demand.

i wouldnt pay 21 btc for it because it probably doesn't exist. But i would pay 0.1 btc on the off chance that it does.

I'll give you my soul for 0.1 btc, what's the worst that could happen?

[myrkul]

The FDA values a life at 7.9 million USD. [src]
A soul weighs 21 grams, according to this guy.

I weigh about 50 kilograms, approx. 50000 grams.
(7900000/50000)*21 = 3318$ or BTC21 at current rates.

Therefor, you can buy my soul for BTC21.

First come, first serve. I can probably split my soul in 2, in case of high demand.

i wouldnt pay 21 btc for it because it probably doesn't exist. But i would pay 0.1 btc on the off chance that it does.

I'll give you my soul for 0.1 btc, what's the worst that could happen?

You crash the market in souls.

[Anon136]

The FDA values a life at 7.9 million USD. [src]
A soul weighs 21 grams, according to this guy.

I weigh about 50 kilograms, approx. 50000 grams.
(7900000/50000)*21 = 3318$ or BTC21 at current rates.

Therefor, you can buy my soul for BTC21.

First come, first serve. I can probably split my soul in 2, in case of high demand.

i wouldnt pay 21 btc for it because it probably doesn't exist. But i would pay 0.1 btc on the off chance that it does.

I'll give you my soul for 0.1 btc, what's the worst that could happen?

you could end up being my slave in the afterlife for all of eternity =P