Re: Crypto Kingdom - 1991 Retro Virtual World(Town)

[rpietila]

[FF#4 * 1669-7-7 * Embassy]

Zechariah gains back his power and remembers the experiences in the trollMode:

Just walk in. Listen to Music.

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[rpietila]

Zechariah reviews his score (1/2):

§1 In the name of Risto Pietilä, Head of Area Command in Malla Bitcoin Castle, Special Operations (allied with the Galactic Federation of Light), I hereby establish Mission called 'GM1' [as a mission name, it stands for 'Galactic Majesty', and '1' is there just to observe the uniform id-space] by these 20 sections. When you have reached 'minimum the maximum number of points' [that was an insider joke, but the Voice did not indicate it in any way, preferring to read as if from a script] you can execute the promotion PROMOTECHAR 36 21 year. This section is graded by GM.

This is a win-more item:
7 (0)
6 (1)
5 (2)
4 (5)
3 (5)
2 (4)
1 (2)
0 (1)
N (0)

§2 Each section is graded by a member of the Cast [meaning that the entity identifier is bolded when first mentioned]. Introduce at maximum 100 members of cast. At the close of the mission, you must report the full cast in the datatype: [cast_shortname; char_id; freetext]. The graders use [0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5] as the grades, with '3' indicating an essentially failed section, and '5' exemplary performance. The grader must cause the threadpost about the grading appear without your direct intervention. The grading of the sections awards at maximum 100 Mission Points (MP1). In addition, each member of the cast is entitled to give you FUCKs with '+1' as part of the message. Such FUCKs must be given separately (ie. no '+2' (etc.) allowed), and will count as 1*MP1, each, up to the following quotas, per entity:
L20 entities (7);
Archdukes, Royal Princes or equivalent(x2) (6);
Grand Dukes/Grand Duchesses or equivalent (5);
Dukes/Duchesses or equivalent (4);
Princes/Princesses or equivalent (3);
Marquesses/Marchionesses or equivalent (2);
other cast members (1).
It is enough that they use GIVE FUCK amount [message_that_includes_the_text_'+1')]. This section is graded by GM.

Zechariah checks that no FUCKs are given to support him yet. (The strategic giving of FUCKs is something that may take the score to many points up if the bettors so wish.) He forecasts he gets c *MP1 from this one (while unable to forget the Witty=3 Maria who sadly flew away after only one a Beautiful=2 night together. "The fragrance of Albert Bichot will never be without you again..."

After some recursion, Zechariah feels he'll take the following:
7 (0)
6 (0)
5 (4)
4 (6)
3 (7)
2 (1)
1 (1)
0 (1)
N (0)
He does not give a fuck to the ambiguity, preferring to concern himself with other things.

§3 Compose at minimum 20 Articles about different topics that must essentially be ununderstandable by non-Peers, use Article identifier '[ARx]' at the beginning and [/'ARx'] at close. This section is graded by any Marquess or lower, your choice (which must be indicated at latest upon the initial publication of 'AR20').

I think it is reasonable to get 20 Articles, so I give myself a high chance (11) for a 5; a 4 is (6); a 3 is (2); and 6 is (1). Many of them are good quality.

7 (0)
6 (1)
5 (11)
4 (6)
3 (2)
2 (0)
1 (0)
0 (0)
N (0)

§4 Consume at minimum 49 different cigars (this must be done in 3D/5D) in at minimum 10 different venues, and compose an ode for each one of them. The odes may not be more than 11 lines long, and at minimum 12 human languages must be used. This section is graded by NewLiberty.

The demand does not come close to Zechariah's mission limits, and since 'ode' can be understood Wide=1, he'll probably get them done given time. But time is not a given (you choose it). Being self-glorious, Zechariah believes again that a 5 is the default option and all others are rare:
7 (0)
6 (1)
5 (9)
4 (3)
3 (3)
2 (1)
1 (0)
0 (0)
N (3)

§5 Cause all the Princes and higher in the Kingdom appear (in 3D/5D) in Revalia Old Town to be introduced to you. Princes and higher first promoted to Prince or higher latest 1670-11-9 [note the usage of 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 12 as identifier of game-months] are included, the latter promotions excluded [to enforce the '48-realhour rule' of mobilisation]. This section is graded by the highest non-self Prince or higher present in Revalia Old Town at the close of the Mission.

7 (0)
6 (0)
5 (1)
4 (1)
3 (4)
2 (7)
1 (5)
0 (1)
N (1)

§6 Draft 100 Quests related to the five phases of relationship between a man and a girl (in 3D/5D), complete with grading systems, so that the girls you fuck, are able to assess your (or any fucking partner's) score in the range of [(0.00%) - 100.00% (or higher)]. Maximum number of 'game points' (not counted towards the 1%*100 = 100% awarded by the 100 Quests) is 500 pips (5%) by the guy and 500 pips (5%) by the girl, and the maximum pips awardable for a single act of giving a fuck, is 50+50. This section is graded by yourself (, since it is obviously too much to ask anyone else to do it, due to the effort involved).

Even though this seems to have not advanced much, it is almost in :Zechariah:mind so only pending time, which is soon becoming prio2, since other tasks are dependent on this one.

7 (0)
6 (1)
5 (3)
4 (10)
3 (4)
2 (2)
1 (0)
0 (0)
N (0)

§7 Fuck 606 different girls (who must be at minimum Fuckable=1, each). (It is enough that they execute FUCKED 36 [score (optional)].) This section is graded by Crichton.

Hmm... 95 hours sounds like not much for this worthy goal. First we need the article/s out, then the game needs to allow them in, then something groupmagical must happen (the only way to overcome Zechariah's perfectionism which has precluded his intimate access to girls for quite a time already), and someone (who is not Zechariah) needs to get them to FUCKED char_id.

"This is not happening in this week for sure, so I might as well bet against it to get some money out of a too clear-cut 'mission' that is only doing bad to my reputation as a motherfucker..."

7 (0)
6 (0)
5 (1)
4 (3)
3 (3)
2 (2)
1 (4)
0 (4)
N (3)

§8 Give out all the Great Motherfucker's Pleasure Club Licenses to Fuck (12 of them) to 12 different girls who have graded your mutual relationship to at minimum 90.00%, each. You may not give any such passes to girls who have not executed FUCKED 36 [90.00% or higher] at the time of surrendering the (X-XII level) License to Fuck. This section is graded by serje.

* Zechariah whistles while returning his answer slip:

7 (0)
6 (1)
5 (9)
4 (0)
3 (0)
2 (1)
1 (1)
0 (4)
N (4)

§9 Get mutually FUCKED with your twin flame, preferably by mutually losing Virginity in the process. Note that you may not administer her FUCKED 36 [score (voluntary)] automatically, you need to get her to cause it to happen. This section is graded by GM.

Actually my latest research show that Twin Flame might be a misconception, as everyone is Uniquely Special (special=4). It makes the probability sieve undense, considering 362 BLS and 632 BLS (belonging to same mission but I did not know of the plate) parked next to each other in Vene and that nothing has happened for a week:
7 (0)
6 (1)
5 (2)
4 (2)
3 (0)
2 (1)
1 (4)
0 (10)
N (0)

§10 Cause the marketcap of Markka be higher than that of Bitcoin continuously during the last 24 days of the Mission. (This is mainly to domesticate MP, who controls Bitcoin, yet continues to scold you publicly as he is unwilling to grok the speed of things happening.) This section is graded by SirJacket.

This does not have a bullseye chance of success any more (due to the hardheadedness of the cast), but it's interesting what SirJacket grades the partial success of raising marketcap from 1 to 10...1000 million in 2 months. At least he does the grading for sure (N (0)).

7 (0)
6 (0)
5 (0)
4 (1)
3 (5)
2 (
1 (4)
0 (2)
N (0).

[rpietila]

Zechariah decides to raise from his seat (for the first time in the 1 day since the drop (and between the last ones he did not even budge)) and operates away his desire to leak, coolers the Ornellaia (which did not taste like anything after HESS+olives) and the GIN. He had notices as a sidefuck that the fridge was 9°, which makes the GT @10, considering room-temp glasses. "This might warrant a new tasting round. I'll infuse the GT with some well-aerated toasty white-y."






Louis Jadot Pouilly-Fuissé.

[rpietila]

Zechariah decides to raise from his seat (for the first time in the 1 day since the drop (and between the last ones he did not even budge)) and operates away his desire to leak, coolers the Ornellaia (which did not taste like anything after HESS+olives) and the GIN. He had notices as a sidefuck that the fridge was 9°, which makes the GT @10, considering room-temp glasses. "This might warrant a new tasting round. I'll infuse the GT with some well-aerated toasty white-y."

Before his wishes become true, he needs to prepare the drinks involved, to continue with the olives. The lack of water could be ameliorated with giving a fuck to walk 5 steps to V area where there is water, and he indeed does it, finishing the GT in the process, and lighting a Padron Serie 1964 Imperial Maduro:

[ode #6]

Jou, dyyd. *---*---*---*---*---*---''''''... ... ... ... ... _ Sä olet musta, (musta, musta) ja sen tähden sikari mulle aivan vää-rän-lai-nen -
`````'''''.....,,,,,  tähän aikaan päivästä, joka (joka) just alkoi kaksi tuntia sitten.

Eikö Kummi-setä kertonut mitä (mitä, mitä) pitää polttaa päivän pölleistä ensim-mäi-se-nä  -
`````'''''.....,,,,,  tähän aikaan päivästä, joka (joka) just alkoi kaksi tuntia sitten.
:,: `````'''''.....,,,,,  :,: (fade out)


He makes a 1-1-3 pairing (without water, since his premeditated wish about finding some in V area did not happen due to insufficient fucks given):







Louis Jadot Pouilly-Fuissé.

[rpietila]

Zechariah decides to raise from his seat (for the first time in the 1 day since the drop (and between the last ones he did not even budge)) and operates away his desire to leak, coolers the Ornellaia (which did not taste like anything after HESS+olives) and the GIN. He had notices as a sidefuck that the fridge was 9°, which makes the GT @10, considering room-temp glasses. "This might warrant a new tasting round. I'll infuse the GT with some well-aerated toasty white-y."

Before his wishes become true, he needs to prepare the drinks involved, to continue with the olives. The lack of water could be ameliorated with giving a fuck to walk 5 steps to V area where there is water, and he indeed does it, finishing the GT in the process, and lighting a Padron Serie 1964 Imperial Maduro:

[ode #6]

Jou, dyyd. *---*---*---*---*---*---''''''... ... ... ... ... _ Sä olet musta, (musta, musta) ja sen tähden sikari mulle aivan vää-rän-lai-nen -
`````'''''.....,,,,,  tähän aikaan päivästä, joka (joka) just alkoi kaksi tuntia sitten.

Eikö Kummi-setä kertonut mitä (mitä, mitä) pitää polttaa päivän pölleistä ensim-mäi-se-nä  -
`````'''''.....,,,,,  tähän aikaan päivästä, joka (joka) just alkoi kaksi tuntia sitten.
:,: `````'''''.....,,,,,  :,: (fade out)
[/ode]

He makes a 1-1-3 pairing (without water, since his premeditated wish about finding some in V area did not happen due to insufficient fucks given):

F1: Olives,green,in brine.
D1: HESS
D2: Colheita-96
D3: Beefeater 4cl, almost topped with Schweppes Tonic Water, glass rinsed in Louis Jadot Pouilly-Fuissé beforehand, lime wedge. (~10.6°, and surprisingly composed still).
S1: Padron (see prev).

F1D1S1: 18.5 18.0

F1D2S1: 17.25 (the olive did not fit, and Zechariah is becoming more critical, in waiting for the GIN)

F1D3S1: 18.5 Encounter onoing.

[rpietila]

Zechariah decides to raise from his seat (for the first time in the 1 day since the drop (and between the last ones he did not even budge)) and operates away his desire to leak, coolers the Ornellaia (which did not taste like anything after HESS+olives) and the GIN. He had notices as a sidefuck that the fridge was 9°, which makes the GT @10, considering room-temp glasses. "This might warrant a new tasting round. I'll infuse the GT with some well-aerated toasty white-y."

Before his wishes become true, he needs to prepare the drinks involved, to continue with the olives. The lack of water could be ameliorated with giving a fuck to walk 5 steps to V area where there is water, and he indeed does it, finishing the GT in the process, and lighting a Padron Serie 1964 Imperial Maduro:

[ode #6]

Jou, dyyd. *---*---*---*---*---*---''''''... ... ... ... ... _ Sä olet musta, (musta, musta) ja sen tähden sikari mulle aivan vää-rän-lai-nen -
`````'''''.....,,,,,  tähän aikaan päivästä, joka (joka) just alkoi kaksi tuntia sitten.

Eikö Kummi-setä kertonut mitä (mitä, mitä) pitää polttaa päivän pölleistä ensim-mäi-se-nä  -
`````'''''.....,,,,,  tähän aikaan päivästä, joka (joka) just alkoi kaksi tuntia sitten.
:,: `````'''''.....,,,,,  :,: (fade out)
[/ode]

He makes a 1-1-3 pairing (without water, since his premeditated wish about finding some in V area did not happen due to insufficient fucks given):

F1: Olives,green,in brine.
D1: HESS
D2: Colheita-96
D3: Beefeater 4cl, almost topped with Schweppes Tonic Water, glass rinsed in Louis Jadot Pouilly-Fuissé beforehand, lime wedge. (~10.6°, and surprisingly composed still).
S1: Padron (see prev).

F1D1S1: 18.5 18.0

F1D2S1: 17.25 (the olive did not fit, and Zechariah is becoming more critical, in waiting for the GIN)

F1D3S1: 18.5 Encounter onoing.

This was required[volume=full] to successfully solve the encounter.

Zechariah dresses up.

[rpietila]

Disinterestedly, Zechariah lights up an infernal machine - it only says 'LFD Salomon' in it, but is 60/7.25" if not more (of both, since it is like a huge perfetto (or a gigantic blunt)).

[ode#7]
Sinun kylmää jäykkyyttäsi imiessä
            tuli mieleeni tunne:
'Otan mieluummin sellaisen, joka
            antautuu* minulle.

Ei jatkoon.'



                                            Ok.
[/ode]

*Nothing in this message should be construed as indicative of advanced fucking (as is the case in Relationship Level 3: sex (51-75)). Zechariah strictly has decided that the first encounter with girl happens in eye level only, and holding hands is considered heavenly, especially in connection that Zechariah knows how to read palms, and only once in his 25,000-year history since Atlantis, has any girl declined the offer. Zechariah knows that it pisses her off greatly that he forgot her [name&face], for which he is sorry.

[rpietila]

[Voice #13]

[CrazyLoaf]

[Voice #13]

While mere mortals have no place in questioning HGM ("His Galactic Majesty," for the uninitiated), this humble Marquess does wonder if "His Universal Eminence" (abbreviated HUE; perhaps the domain of HGM is growing due to the expansion rate of the universe...) is aware of the fact that he is posting in the archival copy of the CK thread?  

[rpietila]

[Voice #13]

While mere mortals have no place in questioning HGM ("His Galactic Majesty," for the uninitiated), this humble Marquess does wonder if "His Universal Eminence" (abbreviated HUE; perhaps the domain of HGM is growing due to the expansion rate of the universe...) is aware of the fact that he is posting in the archival copy of the CK thread?  

Good. Where is the one that I should use?

[CrazyLoaf]

[Voice #13]

While mere mortals have no place in questioning HGM ("His Galactic Majesty," for the uninitiated), this humble Marquess does wonder if "His Universal Eminence" (abbreviated HUE; perhaps the domain of HGM is growing due to the expansion rate of the universe...) is aware of the fact that he is posting in the archival copy of the CK thread?  

Good. Where is the one that I should use?

This is the original thread in the altcoin discussion:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=819073.0

You are posting in the archival thread with almost no views (859 views vs 500k views)...

[rpietila]

[FF#1 * 1669-5-13 * Oak Lounge]

- 'Your Galactic Majesty,'

"At ease, General."

Zechariah was joking, because he knew very well he was once again in the position of receiving the Masters of the Universe Initiation, this time younger than ever before (233 years and still going strong). He felt the energy was high. The Veil of Confusion was still there, partially, and every experience felt new and old at the same time, in an intriguing way.

- OK, we have been there before. You know the rules, you must do 20 things and each is graded from 0 to 5 by named people, and Princes+ give bonus, and you need to score at least 100/100 points to get the accreditation of the promotion already effected by yourself.

"Yeah. Since I don't want to become Most Busy doing it, please let's talk business in here. 'Please state the Mission Intent.'"

- Are you sure you can this time listen to it without interruption?

The Voice was surprisingly agitated, for which Zechariah could not immediately identify the reason, and also did not have the time to give a fuck since the Voice continued almost immediately ('Immediate' equals Priority=1, and in the level of senior SpecOps generals, it actually means that we are talking about a fraction of a fuck (or tbh it always means that, but the clock rate of senior generals is usually a bit higher than that of the junior ones, the main difference being the number of usable devas and the power of the commands available)).

Zechariah did not say a word, which apparently caused the Voice to continue.

- Attention.

Zechariah had been paying attention all the time, but gave a quick salute, to get the Voice to relax. (He himself was reasonably relaxed, with Beethoven 9th playing in 432 Hz, a CIG in its prime (about 33% left), W1615P in glass and a cup of tea of course. He was prepared for whatever was about to come.)

-
[The use of Dash without anything following is rare.]

§1 In the name of Risto Pietilä, Head of Area Command in Malla Bitcoin Castle, Special Operations (allied with the Galactic Federation of Light), I hereby establish Mission called 'GM1' [as a mission name, it stands for 'Galactic Majesty', and '1' is there just to observe the uniform id-space] by these 20 sections. When you have reached 'minimum the maximum number of points' [that was an insider joke, but the Voice did not indicate it in any way, preferring to read as if from a script] you can execute the promotion PROMOTECHAR 36 21 year. This section is graded by GM.

§2 Each section is graded by a member of the Cast [meaning that the entity identifier is bolded when first mentioned]. Introduce at maximum 100 members of cast. At the close of the mission, you must report the full cast in the datatype: [cast_shortname; char_id; freetext]. The graders use [0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5] as the grades, with '3' indicating an essentially failed section, and '5' exemplary performance. The grader must cause the threadpost about the grading appear without your direct intervention. The grading of the sections awards at maximum 100 Mission Points (MP1). In addition, each member of the cast is entitled to give you FUCKs with '+1' as part of the message. Such FUCKs must be given separately (ie. no '+2' (etc.) allowed), and will count as 1*MP1, each, up to the following quotas, per entity:
L20 entities (7);
Archdukes, Royal Princes or equivalent(x2) (6);
Grand Dukes/Grand Duchesses or equivalent (5);
Dukes/Duchesses or equivalent (4);
Princes/Princesses or equivalent (3);
Marquesses/Marchionesses or equivalent (2);
other cast members (1).
It is enough that they use GIVE FUCK amount [message_that_includes_the_text_'+1')]. This section is graded by GM.

§3 Compose at minimum 20 Articles about different topics that must essentially be ununderstandable by non-Peers, use Article identifier '[ARx]' at the beginning and [/'ARx'] at close. This section is graded by any Marquess or lower, your choice (which must be indicated at latest upon the initial publication of 'AR20').

§4 Consume at minimum 49 different cigars (this must be done in 3D/5D) in at minimum 10 different venues, and compose an ode for each one of them. The odes may not be more than 11 lines long, and at minimum 12 human languages must be used. This section is graded by NewLiberty.

§5 Cause all the Princes and higher in the Kingdom appear (in 3D/5D) in Revalia Old Town to be introduced to you. Princes and higher first promoted to Prince or higher latest 1670-11-9 [note the usage of 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 12 as identifier of game-months] are included, the latter promotions excluded [to enforce the '48-realhour rule' of mobilisation]. This section is graded by the highest non-self Prince or higher present in Revalia Old Town at the close of the Mission.

§6 Draft 100 Quests related to the five phases of relationship between a man and a girl (in 3D/5D), complete with grading systems, so that the girls you fuck, are able to assess your (or any fucking partner's) score in the range of [(0.00%) - 100.00% (or higher)]. Maximum number of 'game points' (not counted towards the 1%*100 = 100% awarded by the 100 Quests) is 500 pips (5%) by the guy and 500 pips (5%) by the girl, and the maximum pips awardable for a single act of giving a fuck, is 50+50. This section is graded by yourself (, since it is obviously too much to ask anyone else to do it, due to the effort involved).

§7 Fuck 606 different girls (who must be at minimum Fuckable=1, each). (It is enough that they execute FUCKED 36 [score (optional)].) This section is graded by Crichton.

§8 Give out all the Great Motherfucker's Pleasure Club Licenses to Fuck (12 of them) to 12 different girls who have graded your mutual relationship to at minimum 90.00%, each. You may not give any such passes to girls who have not executed FUCKED 36 [90.00% or higher] at the time of surrendering the (X-XII level) License to Fuck. This section is graded by serje.

§9 Get mutually FUCKED with your twin flame, preferably by mutually losing Virginity in the process. Note that you may not administer her FUCKED 36 [score (voluntary)] automatically, you need to get her to cause it to happen. This section is graded by GM.

§10 Cause the marketcap of Markka be higher than that of Bitcoin continuously during the last 24 days of the Mission. (This is mainly to domesticate MP, who controls Bitcoin, yet continues to scold you publicly as he is unwilling to grok the speed of things happening.) This section is graded by SirJacket.

§11 Cause the existing Markka certificates [in denominations 100,000...10,000,000 Markkaa/Mark] to be generally accepted means of payment in the HoReCa sector of the economy of Revalia Old Town. This section is graded by Neo.

§12 Get one of the cast to correctly identify the 20 sections of the Mission Intent, whether they pertain to the mystical character attributes of Power (P), Love (L), Wisdom (W) and Mystery (M), so that his/her answer is given as a sequence of letters, eg. 'PPPPPLLLLLWWWWWMMMMM', and reported in the thread. Exactly 5 sections must be attributed to each attribute. The correct answer you must give as a sealed envelope beforehand to a member of the cast, and this one may not open the envelope before you ask him/her to do so for the grading of the answer. This section is graded by Syksy.

§13 Correctly identify all the sections that you estimate that you cannot satisfactorily fulfil (ie, get a score of 0, 1, 2, or 3 (instead of a 4 or 5) out of the 5*MP1 maximum awardable for each section) by the deadline, and state the answer as a list of [section_id; score; reason for estimated unsatisfactory performance]. This list must be published before 100 characters have FUCKED 36 [score (optional)]. This section is graded by Paul.

§14 Enforce that Sign is Obeyed in base:Embassy by all the entities in there, so that the allowable punishments for uncompliance amount to, at maximum the following:
i) Daily Warning;
ii) Mission Warning;
iii) Temporary or permanent removal from the base;
iv) getting fucked (or: FUCKED fucker [message], however girls must not be forced to execute game commands) by you or any holder of a valid License to Fuck in the area violated. All readers note that guys may be FUCKED as an admin action, causing (up to) the loss of Virginity in favor of the fucker (if it was not surrendered already at the time of the execution of the punishment). (If punishments are promptly and unequivocally executed, the section must be graded as '5' regardless of the number and severity of violations of Sign. Your own violations of the lawful rules enacted by operators of other venues may lower the grade, (only) if punished promptly and unequivocally by the competent authorities of the venues in question, and brought to the attention of the grader by an other-self.) This section is graded by NewLiberty.

§15 All of this must be done by (the end of) 1671-1-9, the expiration moment of Licenses to Fuck. This section is graded by Saddam.

§16 During the Mission, you are not to leave Revalia Old Town, touch any physical currency (EUR/USD banknotes, physical BTC/XMR, or monetary items made of silver or gold of 90% or higher purity), or carry any currency, any access key or equivalent, or any device (except one laptop at a time) in your person when outside of a properly designated Venue. Further, you must beforehand indicate who (of the Peers) is your (male) aide-de-camp. You may change this designation at any time, as long as it is done beforehand. You may only use 20 spoken words (total in any language) to communicate with other guys during the mission. The list of these words must be updated with prio=4 and a word once used cannot be removed from the list. It is (self-evidently) allowable to employ the full vocabulary when talking to girls and to the aide-de-camp on duty. This section is graded by yourself (as nobody else can do it, and you are a Truthspeaker).

§17 The reporting must be done to this thread in exactly 127 numbered posts, each indicating the date and venue in the same format as in the beginning of this post, and the posts may not be edited except during the first month since the initial posting. 'Code of Written Conduct' applies when appropriate. For every day Bitcointalk.org is operational for less than 50% of the time, as measured by the matrix, you get 1*MP1 (with no maximum). (This provision is to ensure the reporting about the Mission:GM1 does not get hampered by the dark forces.) This section is graded by the Moderator.

§18 Get the operator of Bitcointalk.org to report the correct thread readership figures. This section is graded by yourself.

§19 Write a summary of maximum 20 lines that gives an average enlightened starchild the information about what must happen before you get the 4th star with all its associated privileges and responsibilities. This section is graded by Mooo.

§20 Assess the value of your Mind (denominated in M/year) correctly to the nearest power of 10, based on the number and pecuniary value of fucks given during the Mission:GM1. This section is graded by the Voice (me).

.end of Mission Intent.

As the Voice discontinued, Zechariah's first fuck was given to appreciate that most of the stuff could be reported without needing to care about the level of understanding of the 'average enlightened starchild' (which he does not find too high, tbh). He proceeded to meditate on the rest before giving answer, and wanted to do it in style, giving an appreciable number of fucks to compose it.

"In the name of the Infinite Creator and all the Ascended Masters, Sir, I hereby acknowledge that I have been given Mission:GM1 and I will seek to fulfil it with the best I have at hand, and report according to the instructions, seeking your audience only when I at minimum have reached 100/100 mission points, or, if this does not happen, the latest after a month has passed since the deadline, in which case I have to explain the reason for failure, and understand that I may or may not get a second chance to try the Initiation in this incarnation."

- Do you have any questions? Each question asked reduces your starting score (0) by 1 mission point (MP1).

"Sir, may I propose that I may ask questions on the go? It takes time to think of good ones to ask, and - you know - time is money.. "

- OK, but any further questions will reduce your score by 2 points. You are now at -1*MP1.

"I beg to remain eternally Yours, (Will Do, etc.)"

- Go.

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[FF#127 * 1671-1-11 * Conference Room (:,:Embassy:Ambassador_Lounge)]

Zechariah decides this matter is of more galactic importance than the plight of the speculators who claim that they can reasonably collect 7.17*10^39(%) APR while remaining in Light (unlikely, but... ppl need to see the thing), proceeding to the room where the Voice is waiting mouth dry.

- (At ease.) This shit is getting serious. I only have 5 stars myself, and now the grading says that I must access my higher-self, even though I AM the higher-self of you, and you are getting your 4th soon... What to make out of THIS one?

Zechariah takes him closer to the Voice, casually ripping his pig skin attaché case to himself in the process, carefully ensuring that the Voice did not realise what hit him. Amused by his powers, he walks on to open the door of the closet full of bottles of WINEs and SPI, placed such that they fall on top of each other while becoming consumed in the process, when the door is opened. The door of the closet full of bottles of WINEs and SPI, placed such that they fall on top of each other while becoming consumed in the process, is opened, and the bottles of WINEs and SPI, placed such that they fall on top of each other while becoming consumed in the process, fall on top of each other while becoming consumed in the process. Now it is Voice's turn to go pale and say (he knows a lot of advanced ways to address people, being the sole ***** general ever in SpecOps (as long as he was concerned - it's NTKB (need to know basis) in here, you know:

- In the name of HGM Zechariah of Tavastia-rpietila-CK, THOFB70, AOK-GM, OD-GM, AOD-Gen4, etc., etc(x3) - - [the Voice previously thought he was the highest guy in the kingdom to address his colleague incarnate properly, consisting of:
* Selecting to open Discussion in the name of something, which nowadays happens with very few people, and to them only prio6;
* Addressing some in his own incarnate nick, which is MINDFUCK=2;
* Choosing to address him with Name instead of nick, which probably happens A4 earth-wide, per year;
* Choosing to address him with Style instead of Name, which, in oral address, has happened only less than 72 times in the written history (qualifying for A6)
, when Zechariah calmly unmutes his laptop, playing TikTak, threadposting in the process, carefully assigning the music to start at the same time for the universal audience, which is: file starts playing 10 seconds after the post hits the air.

TBC

[FF#1 * 1669-5-13 * Oak Lounge]

- 'Your Galactic Majesty,'

"At ease, General."

Zechariah was joking, because he knew very well he was once again in the position of receiving the Masters of the Universe Initiation, this time younger than ever before (233 years and still going strong). He felt the energy was high. The Veil of Confusion was still there, partially, and every experience felt new and old at the same time, in an intriguing way.

- OK, we have been there before. You know the rules, you must do 20 things and each is graded from 0 to 5 by named people, and Princes+ give bonus, and you need to score at least 100/100 points to get the accreditation of the promotion already effected by yourself.

"Yeah. Since I don't want to become Most Busy doing it, please let's talk business in here. 'Please state the Mission Intent.'"

- Are you sure you can this time listen to it without interruption?

The Voice was surprisingly agitated, for which Zechariah could not immediately identify the reason, and also did not have the time to give a fuck since the Voice continued almost immediately ('Immediate' equals Priority=1, and in the level of senior SpecOps generals, it actually means that we are talking about a fraction of a fuck (or tbh it always means that, but the clock rate of senior generals is usually a bit higher than that of the junior ones, the main difference being the number of usable devas and the power of the commands available)).

Zechariah did not say a word, which apparently caused the Voice to continue.

- Attention.

Zechariah had been paying attention all the time, but gave a quick salute, to get the Voice to relax. (He himself was reasonably relaxed, with Beethoven 9th playing in 432 Hz, a CIG in its prime (about 33% left), W1615P in glass and a cup of tea of course. He was prepared for whatever was about to come.)

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[The use of Dash without anything following is rare.]

§1 In the name of Risto Pietilä, Head of Area Command in Malla Bitcoin Castle, Special Operations (allied with the Galactic Federation of Light), I hereby establish Mission called 'GM1' [as a mission name, it stands for 'Galactic Majesty', and '1' is there just to observe the uniform id-space] by these 20 sections. When you have reached 'minimum the maximum number of points' [that was an insider joke, but the Voice did not indicate it in any way, preferring to read as if from a script] you can execute the promotion PROMOTECHAR 36 21 year. This section is graded by GM.

§2 Each section is graded by a member of the Cast [meaning that the entity identifier is bolded when first mentioned]. Introduce at maximum 100 members of cast. At the close of the mission, you must report the full cast in the datatype: [cast_shortname; char_id; freetext]. The graders use [0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5] as the grades, with '3' indicating an essentially failed section, and '5' exemplary performance. The grader must cause the threadpost about the grading appear without your direct intervention. The grading of the sections awards at maximum 100 Mission Points (MP1). In addition, each member of the cast is entitled to give you FUCKs with '+1' as part of the message. Such FUCKs must be given separately (ie. no '+2' (etc.) allowed), and will count as 1*MP1, each, up to the following quotas, per entity:
L20 entities (7);
Archdukes, Royal Princes or equivalent(x2) (6);
Grand Dukes/Grand Duchesses or equivalent (5);
Dukes/Duchesses or equivalent (4);
Princes/Princesses or equivalent (3);
Marquesses/Marchionesses or equivalent (2);
other cast members (1).
It is enough that they use GIVE FUCK amount [message_that_includes_the_text_'+1')]. This section is graded by GM.

§3 Compose at minimum 20 Articles about different topics that must essentially be ununderstandable by non-Peers, use Article identifier '[ARx]' at the beginning and [/'ARx'] at close. This section is graded by any Marquess or lower, your choice (which must be indicated at latest upon the initial publication of 'AR20').

§4 Consume at minimum 49 different cigars (this must be done in 3D/5D) in at minimum 10 different venues, and compose an ode for each one of them. The odes may not be more than 11 lines long, and at minimum 12 human languages must be used. This section is graded by NewLiberty.

§5 Cause all the Princes and higher in the Kingdom appear (in 3D/5D) in Revalia Old Town to be introduced to you. Princes and higher first promoted to Prince or higher latest 1670-11-9 [note the usage of 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 12 as identifier of game-months] are included, the latter promotions excluded [to enforce the '48-realhour rule' of mobilisation]. This section is graded by the highest non-self Prince or higher present in Revalia Old Town at the close of the Mission.

§6 Draft 100 Quests related to the five phases of relationship between a man and a girl (in 3D/5D), complete with grading systems, so that the girls you fuck, are able to assess your (or any fucking partner's) score in the range of [(0.00%) - 100.00% (or higher)]. Maximum number of 'game points' (not counted towards the 1%*100 = 100% awarded by the 100 Quests) is 500 pips (5%) by the guy and 500 pips (5%) by the girl, and the maximum pips awardable for a single act of giving a fuck, is 50+50. This section is graded by yourself (, since it is obviously too much to ask anyone else to do it, due to the effort involved).

§7 Fuck 606 different girls (who must be at minimum Fuckable=1, each). (It is enough that they execute FUCKED 36 [score (optional)].) This section is graded by Crichton.

§8 Give out all the Great Motherfucker's Pleasure Club Licenses to Fuck (12 of them) to 12 different girls who have graded your mutual relationship to at minimum 90.00%, each. You may not give any such passes to girls who have not executed FUCKED 36 [90.00% or higher] at the time of surrendering the (X-XII level) License to Fuck. This section is graded by serje.

§9 Get mutually FUCKED with your twin flame, preferably by mutually losing Virginity in the process. Note that you may not administer her FUCKED 36 [score (voluntary)] automatically, you need to get her to cause it to happen. This section is graded by GM.

§10 Cause the marketcap of Markka be higher than that of Bitcoin continuously during the last 24 days of the Mission. (This is mainly to domesticate MP, who controls Bitcoin, yet continues to scold you publicly as he is unwilling to grok the speed of things happening.) This section is graded by SirJacket.

§11 Cause the existing Markka certificates [in denominations 100,000...10,000,000 Markkaa/Mark] to be generally accepted means of payment in the HoReCa sector of the economy of Revalia Old Town. This section is graded by Neo.

§12 Get one of the cast to correctly identify the 20 sections of the Mission Intent, whether they pertain to the mystical character attributes of Power (P), Love (L), Wisdom (W) and Mystery (M), so that his/her answer is given as a sequence of letters, eg. 'PPPPPLLLLLWWWWWMMMMM', and reported in the thread. Exactly 5 sections must be attributed to each attribute. The correct answer you must give as a sealed envelope beforehand to a member of the cast, and this one may not open the envelope before you ask him/her to do so for the grading of the answer. This section is graded by Syksy.

§13 Correctly identify all the sections that you estimate that you cannot satisfactorily fulfil (ie, get a score of 0, 1, 2, or 3 (instead of a 4 or 5) out of the 5*MP1 maximum awardable for each section) by the deadline, and state the answer as a list of [section_id; score; reason for estimated unsatisfactory performance]. This list must be published before 100 characters have FUCKED 36 [score (optional)]. This section is graded by Paul.

§14 Enforce that Sign is Obeyed in base:Embassy by all the entities in there, so that the allowable punishments for uncompliance amount to, at maximum the following:
i) Daily Warning;
ii) Mission Warning;
iii) Temporary or permanent removal from the base;
iv) getting fucked (or: FUCKED fucker [message], however girls must not be forced to execute game commands) by you or any holder of a valid License to Fuck in the area violated. All readers note that guys may be FUCKED as an admin action, causing (up to) the loss of Virginity in favor of the fucker (if it was not surrendered already at the time of the execution of the punishment). (If punishments are promptly and unequivocally executed, the section must be graded as '5' regardless of the number and severity of violations of Sign. Your own violations of the lawful rules enacted by operators of other venues may lower the grade, (only) if punished promptly and unequivocally by the competent authorities of the venues in question, and brought to the attention of the grader by an other-self.) This section is graded by NewLiberty.

§15 All of this must be done by (the end of) 1671-1-9, the expiration moment of Licenses to Fuck. This section is graded by Saddam.

§16 During the Mission, you are not to leave Revalia Old Town, touch any physical currency (EUR/USD banknotes, physical BTC/XMR, or monetary items made of silver or gold of 90% or higher purity), or carry any currency, any access key or equivalent, or any device (except one laptop at a time) in your person when outside of a properly designated Venue. Further, you must beforehand indicate who (of the Peers) is your (male) aide-de-camp. You may change this designation at any time, as long as it is done beforehand. You may only use 20 spoken words (total in any language) to communicate with other guys during the mission. The list of these words must be updated with prio=4 and a word once used cannot be removed from the list. It is (self-evidently) allowable to employ the full vocabulary when talking to girls and to the aide-de-camp on duty. This section is graded by yourself (as nobody else can do it, and you are a Truthspeaker).

§17 The reporting must be done to this thread in exactly 127 numbered posts, each indicating the date and venue in the same format as in the beginning of this post, and the posts may not be edited except during the first month since the initial posting. 'Code of Written Conduct' applies when appropriate. For every day Bitcointalk.org is operational for less than 50% of the time, as measured by the matrix, you get 1*MP1 (with no maximum). (This provision is to ensure the reporting about the Mission:GM1 does not get hampered by the dark forces.) This section is graded by the Moderator.

§18 Get the operator of Bitcointalk.org to report the correct thread readership figures. This section is graded by yourself.

§19 Write a summary of maximum 20 lines that gives an average enlightened starchild the information about what must happen before you get the 4th star with all its associated privileges and responsibilities. This section is graded by Mooo.

§20 Assess the value of your Mind (denominated in M/year) correctly to the nearest power of 10, based on the number and pecuniary value of fucks given during the Mission:GM1. This section is graded by the Voice (me).

.end of Mission Intent.

As the Voice discontinued, Zechariah's first fuck was given to appreciate that most of the stuff could be reported without needing to care about the level of understanding of the 'average enlightened starchild' (which he does not find too high, tbh). He proceeded to meditate on the rest before giving answer, and wanted to do it in style, giving an appreciable number of fucks to compose it.

"In the name of the Infinite Creator and all the Ascended Masters, Sir, I hereby acknowledge that I have been given Mission:GM1 and I will seek to fulfil it with the best I have at hand, and report according to the instructions, seeking your audience only when I at minimum have reached 100/100 mission points, or, if this does not happen, the latest after a month has passed since the deadline, in which case I have to explain the reason for failure, and understand that I may or may not get a second chance to try the Initiation in this incarnation."

- Do you have any questions? Each question asked reduces your starting score (0) by 1 mission point (MP1).

"Sir, may I propose that I may ask questions on the go? It takes time to think of good ones to ask, and - you know - time is money.. "

- OK, but any further questions will reduce your score by 2 points. You are now at -1*MP1.

"I beg to remain eternally Yours, (Will Do, etc.)"

- Go.

[CrazyLoaf]

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Buddy, you been gone for almost 3 years , please at least say Hi
When did they let you out of psychiatric ward already? (serious question)

[CrazyLoaf]

If anyone is interested, I would like to sell the following domains related to this project:

cryptokingdom.me
cryptokingdom.com
cryptokingdom.gold

The .me domain was the original one Risto used, and I had to acquire the .com on the secondary market since he didn't think to register it when he started the project.

Additionally, I am willing to sell the complete game database and source code. The code is nothing fancy at all. Actually you'll be shocked at how bad it is considering how much Risto spent on it. But someone could possibly use the database and historic price data to create NFTs or a reboot or something. I mean there are some insane levels of "proof of burn" or "proof of value" to Crypto Kingdom items, considering items as pointless as unicorns went for 1000+ XMR in the past.

The database also has user email and account information, so if you wanted to airdrop assets to old users, it is possible for those that included a way to recover their accounts.

Please contact me via direct message if interested.