The Holier Order of the F@#ker Baron (Loafy Discussion)

[kidjim]

My Lame Limerick Trio, in honor of The Marquess Loaf on his special achievement:

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There once was a market for CAN,
Its wisdom improved every man.
Then came four and twenty,
with decupling a-plenty,
the CAN market soon hit the fan.

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I dreamt once of a Great Moth,
Who feasted upon my poor cloth.
I was naked and broke,
That moth was no joke.
When I find him I’ll make insect broth.

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There once was a Marquess of Bread,
He followed gold coins where they led.
He would deal and coerce
to fill up his purse.
The prices are best left unsaid.

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Congrats Loaf!