Bitcoin Jokes

[grumpyoldtroll]

Why did the bitcoin cross the road?

To get to the china bubble

 

just made that up

You call this one a joke? LoL.

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[mullerdan]

lol there are funny jokes and others less 

[JaPeK]

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[jsgayo]

Often talk about new topic. It is just a test.

[misterpressman]

lol there are funny jokes and others less 

The one below you belongs to the "less" funny jokes. Or the corny ones. LOL

[Fioraver]

anyone feel it funny?

[VampiricElder]

Jack and jill went up a hill, both with half a bitcoin.

Jill came down with 1 bitcoin, that fucking whore.

[themys]

Not very funny but give the smile! Bitcoin bring a lot!

[JaPeK]

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[TalkTalk]

Chuck Norris is able to perform a 51%attack mining only with a pen and a piece of paper.

[BitNerd]

-Once upon a time, the world was ruled by tyrants who controlled and printed money at will, and all people worked to make them rich.
-Bullshit, granpa.

[548845]

Chuck Norris is able to perform a 51%attack mining only with a pen and a piece of paper.

That is not a joke, that is a statement 

Everybody knows that.

[Superhitech]

Here's one that I made in the Chuck Norris joke thread:

Chuck Norris was able to borrow bitcoins without collateral...

...While being a newbie and loan request as his first post.

[Brewins]

Chuck Norris created Bitcoin because he wanted to make some billions of $ while practicing mental math

[blossbloss]

Schrodinger's cat knows your private key. Maybe.

[JaPeK]

Your momma so stupid she ignored crypto currency.
Your momma so poor she doesn't have a doge in a pool.

Your momma so inflated even Cryptsy bots couldn't pump that.
Your momma so fat they feed her trough faucets.
Your momma so fat the blockchain snapped.

Your momma so ugly they put her Bitcoin QR code into her passport picture instead.
Your momma so ugly they hope chikun will go to da MOON!

[JaPeK]

How do you make enough time for all the work and play with your computer?
- You don't. You mine with the GPU.

How do you know it's P2Pool?
- Balance still 0.00000000 after months of mining.

How do you know it's Bitcoin?
- All your inputs are less than the minimum fee per input.

[risebtc]

Why did the Bitcoin cross the silkroad?

To commit computer hacking, traffic in fraudulent identification documents, and money laundering conspiracy.

[pooya87]

A bitcoin walks into a bar.
Bartender says "What can I get you?"
Bitcoin says "I'll have a beer, a plate of nachos, and a can of motor oil."
.........

when the bartender comes back with the order the bitcoin's price has fallen so he cant pay for it

[adamas]

Bitcoin is not the answer, Bitcoin is the question. Yes! is the answer.