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June 18, 2011, 05:53:13 PM
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"The problem with bitcoin is that without electricity it is as useless as tits on a boar."
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June 18, 2011, 05:58:17 PM
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"The problem with bitcoin is that without electricity it is as useless as a screen door on a submarine."

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June 18, 2011, 06:03:13 PM
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"the problem with bitcoin is that it doesn't smell, everyone loves to smell their money."

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June 18, 2011, 06:11:23 PM
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"The intrinsic value of a currency is in its ability to be used for heads or tails at the beginning of a football game and Bitcoin has only got heads"
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June 18, 2011, 06:38:01 PM
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"the belief that bitcoin will ever stop going up in value is laughable and childish"


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June 18, 2011, 06:44:19 PM
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"I lost a lot of bitcoins guys, for real, no... comon, really - I have no proof, but damn, I do love drama."

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June 18, 2011, 06:58:36 PM
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"bitcoins are endlessly divisible and therefor not scarce, so they face severe inflation"

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June 18, 2011, 07:00:04 PM
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"you cannot eat bitcoins"

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June 18, 2011, 07:26:14 PM
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"the problem with bitcoin is that it's not backed by anything"

-because every other currency is so solidly asset-backed, amirite?
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June 18, 2011, 07:55:38 PM
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"mining wastes electricity"

[always spoken by a baby boomer watching a 50" flat screen image of NASCAR teams burning 90 gallons of fuel per lap, while drinking Budweiser with his A/C on high]





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June 18, 2011, 07:56:46 PM
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"teh prooblem wid biicon is it is too tuuf to spel"
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June 18, 2011, 08:01:15 PM
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"don't buy them" -- "it's just a bubble, are you people idiots?!"
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June 19, 2011, 12:16:47 AM
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"Mining is actually a conspiracy by X for cracking the world's passwords"


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June 19, 2011, 12:26:16 AM
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"People are mining free Bitcoins and selling them to suckers."

Any significantly advanced cryptocurrency is indistinguishable from Ponzi Tulips.
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June 19, 2011, 01:58:34 AM
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 "It's stupid"

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June 19, 2011, 02:46:05 AM
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"the creators are just waiting to for the price to get high so they can grant themselves a million bitcoins and play you all for chumps"
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June 19, 2011, 02:49:23 AM
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"You can use it to buy drugs anonymously online."

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June 19, 2011, 02:51:27 AM
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"you cannot eat bitcoins"

That reminds me, someone actually said "You can touch gold and silver. But you can't touch a Bitcoin."

If you can't fondle it or bathe in it, its no good.

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June 19, 2011, 02:52:06 AM
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"Mining is dead, you are losing out if you buy new hardware"
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June 19, 2011, 07:30:34 AM
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"I don't really know what a Ponzi scheme is but Bitcoin sure is one."

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