You know you're a Bitcoin gambler when...

[Renji Abarai]

When your wallet is immediately empty the day you just received your sig campaign earnings. 

I'm usually a victim of this and I know most of you are too.  Sometimes I'm glad that the mempool is always overloaded because it discourages me from making deposits to sports betting sites.

Edit:  Well the last one didn't really discourage me. 

Oh, I experienced also that and I can relate the situation.    When you received your fund and you are excited to play then there is there is a delay in id deposited. But not anymore, I learned to divert my time to other activities. I do not want to always wasting my earning on games. 

[Jewell]

You know you're a Bitcoin gambler when you lose all your balance and yet you continue playing the next day despite the loss of your bitcoin. you watch strategies on youtube and trying it but the result is different from the one who shares it.

i think we know that we are bitcoin gambler when we play gambling online using bitcoin.  there are so many gambling sites who are now giving facilities to their uses to use bitcoin for gambling. in fact online gambling become much more popular after they start accepting bitcoin for playing gambling,  as we can see that more and more new gambling sites are introducing day by day.

[piloder]

When i have won 10$ with just 1 cent bet on one slot machine almost a year ago. That feeling forced me to keep on playing but at last i have lost more than what i have made before. 

[Bazinga!]

    BTCYou know who Bazinga is  ( shout out to my friend!)

aww Lori, does everybody really know me? lol ,thanks for the shout out Lori ,you're the best!!

and of course, for me..

~you know you're a bitcoin gambler when. . . you can't stop depositing til you emptied your wallet then lurk each and every sites on "games and rounds" just so you can deposit to your favorite site (mine is Bitvest.io of course) lol.

[mirakal]

When your wallet is immediately empty the day you just received your sig campaign earnings. 

I'm usually a victim of this and I know most of you are too.  Sometimes I'm glad that the mempool is always overloaded because it discourages me from making deposits to sports betting sites.

Edit:  Well the last one didn't really discourage me. 

At least you are losing your hard earn money dude, it's better to lose from our earning online than coming from your hard earned money.
I experienced both, I lose my earning online and my salary in my real job but it still keeps me to gamble here, I learn from my mistakes but only up to the point that I have to control my gambling, I never stop and no one can stop me.

[Lorilikes]

    BTCYou know who Bazinga is  ( shout out to my friend!)

aww Lori, does everybody really know me? lol ,thanks for the shout out Lori ,you're the best!!

and of course, for me..

~you know you're a bitcoin gambler when. . . you can't stop depositing til you emptied your wallet then lurk each and every sites on "games and rounds" just so you can deposit to your favorite site (mine is Bitvest.io of course) lol.
Bazinga is a household name in the Bitcoin community! 
Lol. You didn't know you were famous huh Baz?

        BTC You know your a Bitcoin gambler when your friends have breakfast while you start dinner.
        BTC You know your A Bitcoin gambler when your closest friends have no faces because they live in your device screen   

[cramcram21]

When you see bitcoin as a token for gambling,
When you can't keep gambling out of your mind in a day,
When you're so excited in playing and thinking about winning some profit.

[chris200x9]

When your wallet is immediately empty the day you just received your sig campaign earnings. 

I'm usually a victim of this and I know most of you are too.  Sometimes I'm glad that the mempool is always overloaded because it discourages me from making deposits to sports betting sites.

Edit:  Well the last one didn't really discourage me. 

At least you are losing your hard earn money dude, it's better to lose from our earning online than coming from your hard earned money.
I experienced both, I lose my earning online and my salary in my real job but it still keeps me to gamble here, I learn from my mistakes but only up to the point that I have to control my gambling, I never stop and no one can stop me.

You are a real addicted gambler, as you said no one could stop you because you will not listen to others suggestions and you don't want also. I don't know how you are affording your hard work money and signature money in this gambling. If I lose my signature campaign money, i feel so sad, and that day I will not get sleep. In this matter, i should say hats off to you.

[Oilacris]

Even a first time player on playing gambling could make yourself say that you are a bitcoin gambler it doesnt need any deep experience about it and no one could able to identify if you are an experienced gambler or not on this online world. Those gambling terms will definitely be encountered when you are on a chatbox of a certain gambling site and you can anytime adapt it when you are playing on it and even a newbie could able to recognize it easily.

[CHRISBIN702]

When you quit gambling twelve times a day, Profess your disdain for the site you are in, and then go back thirty minutes later like none of it ever happened.

When you hate Buffalos.

When all your gambling buddies are probably actually just chat-bots

When rain has nothing to do with water or atmospheric pressure.

When you live in Las Vegas, sit down at a slot machine, then pull out your phone to collect a faucet.

When you congratulate your peers for a big win while deep down you want to punch them in the face.

When you hate Buffalos.

When you don't know if your friends are men/women/ or one pretending to be the other.

[CHRISBIN702]

Apparently, we can tell that you are not a Bitcoin gambler when.....

Your reply to a topic called "You know you are a Bitcoin gambler when..." and post some crap keyword detecting bull**** that completely misses the point, makes no sense, and adds no value to the topic and only succeeds in getting you one more post count for your little signature campaign.

[iram3130]

Apparently, we can tell that you are not a Bitcoin gambler when.....

Your reply to a topic called "You know you are a Bitcoin gambler when..." and post some crap keyword detecting bull**** that completely misses the point, makes no sense, and adds no value to the topic and only succeeds in getting you one more post count for your little signature campaign.

Probably, it's like most of the threads in the discussion boards are for that reason.
You know you are a Bitcoin Gambler when you in an office meeting and open Bitcointalk gambling section for some giveaways..

[Slark]

When dice are no longer little cubes but instead a random number generated from 0-infinity.

When the word bust stops meaning boobs and now means you lost all your money.

When you get mad at a bot and take it personally when it didn't randomly select you from the crowd.

That is right. Bitcoin Dice is not real Dice but instead special form of gambling developed specially for Bitcoin.
But the numbers are not generated from zero to infinity, most Dice sites use 1-100 value range.

When you get super excited about winning 1/10 of a penny after betting 1/1000 of a penny.

That is quintessence of bitcoin gambling, start with 1 satoshi and martingale your way to victory.

When you have absolutely no money in your bitcoin wallet but all of them are in the accounts of your betting websites.

That is more of an example how to be irresponsible and addicted bitcoin gambler more than anything.
You never should use more than 10% of your bitcoin holdings for gambling.

[Lorilikes]

 

    BTCYou know you're a Bitcoin gambler when you start to doubt everyone, suddenly I think all users are a secret profile of some scammer.

    BTC You know you're a Bitcoin gambler when you check every couple seconds to see if the Blockchain will confirm your deposits finally so you can hurry up and play plinko!
 

[BigBall]

When you start to deposit your real money to gamble or use free money or promotions on that site to gamble.My gambing style is come from very small money to rich guy.

[marlboroza]

You know you are a bitcoin gambler when you are trying to win something from faucet and your toolbar looks like this

[Lorilikes]

You know you are a bitcoin gambler when you are trying to win something from faucet and your toolbar looks like this

 

 That is hilarious!   I have a similar setup with a half a dozen tabs open at any given hour.

       BTC You know you're a Bitcoin gambler when ....
     You find a new site you have never heard of but, upon sign up, you find out you DO have an account already.            Oops!

   

[Termin4tor]

When you lost your whole life saving and then come here bitching on why casino's are rigged 

[CHRISBIN702]

You know you are a bitcoin gambler when you are trying to win something from faucet and your toolbar looks like this

Ok. That is the best one if I get a vote. We've all been there at least once. I for one have a maximum of 3 open at any given time. Then one with a currency converter and another with some kind of work project so I can tab over to it when someone enters the room......

Anybody: "What are you doing?"......

Me: "NOTHING! Working!... What?"

Frantically clicking like I was busted watching some pron.

[elite3000]

When you live bet and the transaction is stuck in the 200k mepool and isn't recognized as received until 1 confirmation, hours later, when the game is over.