Tornado! (seriously, large and still moving--Illinois)

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Ready to hit Streator, IL, having been on the ground for tens of miles now. Just south of me, of which we're under a thunderstorm warning and tornado watch. The projected path is toward Yorkville, IL.

Twitter seems to be the best source: https://twitter.com/search?q=tornado%20illinois&src=typd&f=realtime

~TMIBTCITW

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Washington, Illinois, destroyed.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

[the joint]

Phinnaeus, I'm scared.  Hold me

Btw, iPhone autocorrects your name to 'oh innards'.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Phinnaeus, I'm scared.  Hold me

Btw, iPhone autocorrects your name to 'oh innards'.

C. Steven Tucker ‏@CSteven 5m

Seek SHELTER in Streator and Peoria #Illinois NOW. LARGE tornado on the ground. It's on it's way north to Naperville. #ILGop #tcot #teaparty

Call me if you need my help at 815-508-1668, but not between 1-2PM, for I'll be in training for the Masterbate-a-thon.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Haha, do you do special joint excersises?

Was that meant as a double entendre being whom the reply was to?

Electricity just came back on and a fleet of emergencies vehicles have headed west of Sandwich. No sirens as of yet.

[MaxBTC1]

Washington, Illinois, destroyed.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZSpZr9CMAA25Lf.jpg

Jesus.   Thats bad man.  Glad I live in Yurop, we don't have those scary things.  There was a small one local to me the other day and that got everyone excited if anything.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Yurop is an ancient continent, rumoured to have been sunk, just like Atlantis. It used to be a magical, super-fun land, full of fairies and butterflies, trolls and other magical creatures.

I learnt something today.