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男朋友:????????
June 24, 2017, 02:30:29 AM
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原标题:男朋友:????????
文 桃美好
男朋友说:你刚买的洗面奶是生姜味的啊?
妹纸听了之后
觉得蠢男友居然连青柠和生姜都分不清楚
又想起,男朋友不喜欢吃生姜
又想起,自己对男朋友真好,做菜从来不放生姜
又想起,但是男朋友根本不记得自己不爱吃青椒
又想起,但是男朋友居然记得前女友不喜欢吃豆芽
妹纸说:你自己一个人过吧
男朋友:?????????????
早上男朋友出门的时候说
晚上我跟兄弟伙踢球,就不和你一起吃饭了
妹纸听了之后
想起男朋友确实很久很久没有踢球了
又想起,那么久他都没去踢球怎么会突然踢球
又想起,而且他为什么要强调是和兄弟伙一起
又想起,上次撒谎说和兄弟踢球结果偷跑去唱K
又想起,而且上次去唱K还有妹儿加他微信和他聊骚
妹纸说:你外面有人了吧
男朋友:?????????????
男朋友说:明天要早起,我先睡了
妹纸听了之后
觉得有点奇怪,现在才11点,他居然就要睡了
又想起,他哪天不是早起,今天为什么要早睡
又想起,刚在一起的时候,通宵聊天难舍难分
又想起,最近已经很久都没有好好聊天了,淡了
又想起,还说以后不管多晚都会陪着我,放屁
妹纸说:不喜欢我了就分手吧,大家都好过
男朋友:?????????????
男朋友说:我们已经很久没在家做饭吃了
妹纸听了之后
心想确实最近都在外面下馆子,或者在家点外卖
又想起,男朋友以前说过他结婚会找顾家的女人
又想起,所以他的潜台词是不是觉得我不够顾家
又想起,但是我以前又不是没在家做过饭啊
又想起,而且每次我做了饭他都说我做饭难吃
妹纸说:明天我做饭你不吃完我把屎给你打出来
男朋友:?????????????
妹子随口说了一句想吃夜宵
男朋友说:好,那我去给你买
妹纸听了之后
心想男朋友真好,随口说一句,他就真的去买了
又想起,他对我这么好,是不是对前女友也一样
又想起,那我是不是和前女友没什么差别了
又想起,那他到底爱前女友更多还是爱我更多
又想起,会不会他只是习惯了这样对女朋友
妹纸说:算了,我已经饱了
男朋友:?????????????
妹纸给男朋友发消息:宝宝在干嘛
男朋友有事,没看见,所以就没回复
一分钟后,妹纸在想为什么不秒回,不爱了我吗
一小时后,妹纸在想为什么不回我,做爱去了吗
两小时后,妹纸已经在心里把他和小三暴打一顿
三小时后,妹纸已经在心里上演一万次意外事故
四小时后,妹纸已经在心里把墓碑都刻好了
妹纸又给男朋友发消息:你走吧,我会记得你
男朋友:?????????????
女生的心思,真的很难猜。
但男生们要记得,妹纸所有没由来的任性,都是因为太在乎这份感情。
“我的所有胡搅蛮缠里,都藏着患得患失!”
喜欢瞎想,极度敏感,还很小心眼,不愿意跟别人分享你的一切,在你旁边的时候希望你的眼中只有她!
“你是我的,别人碰你一下我都会觉得那是抢!”
或许会让你感觉到累,或许你会觉得做什么都不对,但其实女生的每一次无理取闹,都只是想知道,不管怎样你都不会被吓跑。
“哪怕我看上去像个傻逼,也希望你能上前一步拥抱!”
而——如果有一天她对你不再任性,一定是因为,她不爱你了。
请珍惜那个会对你任性的女朋友。
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