Butternut squash!!!

[plasmodesmata]

I'm in Texas, where we are being hit by a hurricane, kinda bored at the moment but I have quite a few butternut squash for sale. I'll ship them anywhere in the US. I'm charging 2$ each,plus shipping, or their market equivalent in BTC, Bitbean or whatever you've got, lol. They are 'personal' sized. I split them in half, remove the seeds, season with pumpkin type spices (cinnamon, allspice, nutmeg, etc), put a scoop of brown sugar in the seed cavity and bake until they are soft. They are winter squash so they keep for many months. And when your friends ask 'is it real money, can you buy anything with (insert your favorite cryptocurrency here) you can pull out your butternut and say: I bought this! lololol