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June 23, 2011, 08:44:56 AM
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I will give you 500 BTCs if you swallow another USB stick and dissolve it.

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June 23, 2011, 10:11:31 AM
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Excuse me sir, I think your roflcopter just crashed into my lmaocoaster.

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June 24, 2011, 05:11:41 AM
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This would be the beginning of a great movie script
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June 24, 2011, 01:45:46 PM
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Couldnt you have just shoved it up your ass? man..

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June 24, 2011, 06:19:01 PM
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I'd love to read the sequel to this one.

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June 24, 2011, 06:26:35 PM
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Please continue your story, and the details  Cheesy
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June 24, 2011, 06:28:28 PM
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..put a big screen over the drain...
   

I'm still trying to figure out why you put a TV over the drain??  Is it an HD Big Screen??
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June 24, 2011, 06:36:02 PM
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Do tell us more, like what refreshner do you use while shitting in the bathtub.


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June 24, 2011, 07:37:23 PM
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Do tell us more, like what refreshner do you use while shitting in the bathtub.



yeah if that happened to me I think I'd just crap in the alley for a week.  Then again the nearest alley to my house is probably 50+ miles away, so it'd be a long drive to take a dump.

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June 25, 2011, 05:10:03 AM
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Well written.

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June 25, 2011, 07:41:26 AM
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That will teach you to have backups of that shit.  If you get into trouble you can trash it so it can't be used instead of eating it.
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June 25, 2011, 09:07:36 AM
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Bull for the simple reason alone that you would not give him the same USB. You'd transfer the wallet.dat from the shit infested one to a brand new key.
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June 28, 2011, 09:29:23 PM
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you took all that time to write up that BS story?
although it was an interesting read lol =)
 
so where did this supposedly take place?
what neighbourhood/city?
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June 29, 2011, 03:57:14 PM
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You could ask some surgeon to cut you up and search your intestines... they shouldnt be longer than 8-12m i thinketh.
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June 29, 2011, 10:36:30 PM
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This thread disappoints.  I was waiting for "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air" Sad

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July 05, 2011, 01:39:44 AM
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Ur dumb for not having another backup of that wallet at home anyways.

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July 05, 2011, 05:57:06 AM
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I will retrieve the bitcoins, it will cost you 499 to do it, i take the money upfront.

I won't mind if you sent me some BTC.
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July 11, 2011, 11:41:59 AM
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SO entertaining. 

Win.

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July 11, 2011, 04:55:32 PM
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Anyway...to make a long story short, I finally made it into the bar and had to belt down a couple of beers while I told my customer to fuck off for making me come out here so late with such a shitty neighborhood around. I told him he could have his BTC once it passed and that there'd be an extra 10% if that didnt happen before Wednesday.

You went drinking alcohol when you had $10,000 worth of Bitcoin in your stomach? LOL

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July 14, 2011, 07:04:18 PM
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OMG this has got to be the funniest thing i've read in weeks, true or not its great! on the chance its true, has it passed yet? XD
i can see it now, you give it to the guy and... "WTF this thing smells like shit!" "yeah i just got a hold of it this morning"

though if it does pass... clean it well, wouldn't want it to short out when you plug it in, shits conductive Cheesy
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