Square²Wear Slogan Contest (win 1.5 btc)

[Gabriel Beal]

Hey everyone.  You may not have noticed, but I try to change weekly the slogan which is displayed in the changing banner box at the top of the page over at SquareWear.biz.  I need some help coming up with next week's slogan.  The name the whale contest we did went so well last week, I thought this would be fun too.  Post your best slogan(s) here and I'll pick at least one to use.  I'll break a bitcoin in two and then ship one half along with a whole coin to the talented winner.

One other catch.  To win you have to sign up on SquareWear to get the newsletter. (Go to the account page) If you already have an account, then you're eligible too.

To get an idea of what I'm looking for, here are some of my past slogans:

• “So lame, they wrap back around to cool”
• “If a Jaguar and a robot had a baby it would be a SquareWear shirt.”
• “It’s like they mixed gold, fire, and magic to make SquareTees.”
• “When I sleep in a SquareWear shirt, I feel twice as refreshed.”
• “SquareWear is to t-shirts what Jesus is to Christians” (I took this one down, more it wasn't that funny than because of its irreverence)
• “Voted #1 US-based, cryptocurrency accepting, geeky-humor t-shirt site with a superscript in the name."
• “Helping nerds become nerdier”

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[kjj]

You don't have to lie about buying real products with Bitcoins any more.

[Torminalis]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear Square²Wear T's, Square²Wear T's wear Chuck Norris.

[SlaveInDebt]

2 square to care

[BitcoinPorn]

Newbies have entries http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=21937.0

[Gabriel Beal]

Thanks B. Porn.

[stergium]

   
Square²Wear : you can differ

[BitcoinPorn]

Square²Wear - It's Like Looking in God's Vagina


You can just send me the prize now 

[zerokwel]

"my Bitcoins got stolen from mtgox and all I got was this t-shirt"
"my Bitcoins got stolen from mtgox and all I got was this squareware t-shirt"

[Desu]

You are to square too wear Square²Wear.

[Desu]

An New drop in Electronic currency stock, But a new Rise in Square²Wear!

[raf]

Square²Wear because RoundWear sounds like its for Fat people   

[raf]

wear Square²Wear Because shirtless neckbeards scare people

[TraderTimm]

Square²Wear: Where 90 degrees becomes cool.

[BitcoinPorn]

Square²Wear: Where 90 degrees becomes cool.

I'd hold onto this one.

Person below has a good one too, good entries.

[jdebunt]

Square²Wear - the root of all clothing

[nhodges]

Square²Wear - Think Outside The Quadrilateral

[ploum]

"Not scared to be trendy"
"Not scared to be geekish"
"Not scared to wear Square²Wear"

"Dollars are for the tie-wearing mass"


That gives me an idea for a tshirt. Do one with a tie printed on it and the slogan "Who said that bitcoiners never wear a tie?" or "I bought this tie with bitcoins in order to be taken seriously by my banker" :-D

[nhodges]

"Not scared to be trendy"
"Not scared to be geekish"
"Not scared to wear Square²Wear"

"Dollars are for the tie-wearing mass"


That gives me an idea for a tshirt. Do one with a tie printed on it and the slogan "Who said that bitcoiners never wear a tie?" or "I bought this tie with bitcoins in order to be taken seriously by my banker" :-D

I think a derivative of yours: "Don't be squared." (Don't be square) would be GREAT. If they choose this I'll split the bounty w/ you.

[finack]

I don't have a slogan for you, but I have a t-shirt request. Plainly, without a bunch of pictures or crap,

"I HACKED MT. GOX"

first bitcoin t-shirt I'd want to buy.

think about it!

[BitcoinPorn]

"Not scared to wear Square²Wear"

I think a derivative of yours: "Don't be squared." (Don't be square) would be GREAT. If they choose this I'll split the bounty w/ you.

Bouncing off this idea, I will go with "Be Squared"

It's the winner.  Split up the .5 between the three of us :p

[anybodyelseNOW]

your slogan must have something with Crypto Currency. This is your biggest selling point right now and makes the biggest difference to other labels.

-Square²Wear - if don't get more chicks with my shirt, I get my bitcoins back
-the only experience which is better than be naked is a Square²Wear Shirt
-Square²Wear - bought with bitcoins
-i'm not impressed by bitcoin deflation. i invested into Square²Wear
-Square²Wear since 2010 into bitcoins
-Square²Wear - I love my bitcoin shirt.
-Square²Wear - i'm to geek for your vip list
-Square²Wear - bought with bitcoins
-Square²Wear - only for bitcoins
-Square²Wear - bought with Crypto Currency

[nhodges]

"Not scared to wear Square²Wear"

I think a derivative of yours: "Don't be squared." (Don't be square) would be GREAT. If they choose this I'll split the bounty w/ you.

Bouncing off this idea, I will go with "Be Squared"

It's the winner.  Split up the .5 between the three of us :p

Square or be Squared

[Edit: I square to god I better win.]

[ploum]

Square is the root of all evil

[jdebunt]

Not too Square²Wear a bitcoin tee 

[bitebitebite]

Each Tee squares your hashing power
  (Square²Wear: Guaranteed R.O.I.)

[Adiamante]

I got your ROOT!
In 1491 the world was Flat. In 1492 it was round. In 2011 the world became Square.
Square THIS!

[Prze_koles]

Square²Wear - buy our shirts or we will kill you.

[Gabriel Beal]

I want to enter my own contest (it would be awesome if I awarded myself the prize): SquareWear - Clothing for people smart enough to figure out how to use bitcoins.

[edd]

"Square²Wear T-shirts - Winter Wear for the Serious Bitcoin Miner"

"I sold all my other shirts for bitcoins."

[nhodges]

"Square²Wear T-shirts - Winter Wear for the Serious Bitcoin Miner"

"I sold all my other shirts for bitcoins."

Disregard clothes, acquire Bitcoins.

[Gabriel Beal]

Here's my problem.  There are like 20 A-list slogans here.  Can I enter into group negotiations to buy the whole lot?  Who speaks for the mob?

[BitcoinPorn]

Here's my problem.  There are like 20 A-list slogans here.  Can I enter into group negotiations to buy the whole lot?  Who speaks for the mob?

I do not speak for them, but I agree with you here, a lot of real winners.  I even had another, and a friend behind me as I type this had a good visual suggestion I might throw in Photoshop and send to you (Square2 logo itself)

[flyswatta]

Property of MTGOX

[blendergasket]

Square(Square) is the new Square

My Square is Squarer than Your Square

(and a shirt idea, maybe 2 versions, one with a checkbox on each)
[ ] Tuttle
[ ] Buttle

[Gabriel Beal]

Okay, I'm going to pick my favorite slogan today and pay that person the bounty.  However, there are several good ones I want to use.  How about for every other person's slogan that I want to use, I at least give you some store credit?

[BitcoinPorn]

I want that 1.5 lol

I propose a complicated way to solve this problem.  You pick what single one you feel the winner is.  You then write that on a paper and seal it.  Then you have an open poll for everyone to pick who they feel the winner is.   If your answer and the public's answer are off, fight to the death.   Or something better.  This isn't a good idea.

I need to know what is commission if I want to open a Bitcoin Porn store through your site, maybe it isn't something you have set up or ready, but maybe a landing page on your site, nothing nude of course, and allow me to have my own designs and pricing structure, and well who knows going down that road, but I have too many shirt ideas now, but I'm too lazy to open up my own shop.   Should I PM this, I don't mind being open lol

[Gabriel Beal]

First I narrowed it down to my top 7:

Trading tees for BTCs. -odessa
Unparalleled In A Square World -soundtweak
It's like looking in God's Vagina - bitcoinporn
Square²Wear because RoundWear sounds like its for Fat people -raf
Square²Wear: Where 90 degrees becomes cool. -TraderTimm
Square²Wear - the root of all clothing - Jdebunt
In 1491 the world was Flat. In 1492 it was round. In 2011 the world became Square. -Adiamante

Then I decided TraderTimm's and Adiamante's were my top 2. It was tough to pick between them, but TraderTimm's was my favorite and wins the prize.

Square²Wear: Where 90 degrees becomes cool. wins TraderTimm 1.5btc.

Well, it wins if TraderTimm PMs me with the email address he used to sign up for the newsletter (one of the requirements for winning).

[Adiamante]

I liked his as well.

[jdebunt]

twas a great slogan, deserved winner

[ploum]

I admit that it is a good one :-)

[raf]

Grats to TraderTimm. i liked alot of the slogans people came up with and i enjoyed the contest . hope to see more like this on the forums 

[TraderTimm]

Cool

PM Sent!

[Gabriel Beal]

Cool

PM Sent!

PAID! Slogan is live on the site.