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June 07, 2013, 04:02:28 PM
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thanks, go ahead and edit my name into the post with the award you PMed me

got the coins hoping for a round 2 Smiley

What are you talking about? I didn't send you any coins, maybe it was somebody else?
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June 07, 2013, 04:25:40 PM
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Requesting 'Best Haiku' category for next round if there is one, please. Smiley
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June 07, 2013, 06:12:08 PM
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ill go ahead and start defending my title with

sperm whales
whales of sperm
came

penis thee
penis thi
a penis for twee to lie

came buckets
came and fucked it
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June 07, 2013, 06:21:01 PM
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Ode to Flavius

Sing now, muse, of the master of words,
the poet whose songs rival those of the birds.

He's singing of romance, of passion, of love,
his word soar above like the wings of the dove.

"Flavius" they call him "Beloved of Gods",
until one sad day he was banned by the mods.

Now the forums are silent for lack of his songs
and nevermore heard was his praise of the thong-MY THONGTHONGTHONG-THONGTHONG!
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June 07, 2013, 07:06:57 PM
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greyhawk
small cock
no cock
a cock

master of divinity
master of love
check your behind
im in love

a fortuitous poem
a small weiner
kekeke

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June 07, 2013, 07:22:14 PM
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greyhawk
small cock
no cock
a cock

master of divinity
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check your behind
im in love

a fortuitous poem
a small weiner
kekeke

Go back to Rome mate.

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June 07, 2013, 10:37:33 PM
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greyhawk
small cock
no cock
a cock

master of divinity
master of love
check your behind
im in love

a fortuitous poem
a small weiner
kekeke

Go back to Rome mate.
to rome a mate goes
endless hoes
one penis

a mate he was
a mate he isnt
trannies

a gender
a genital
neither

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June 07, 2013, 11:52:40 PM
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They go to Rome, eternal city,
to find the poet oh so witty,
but to each one's gruesome pity
they find neither hair nor titty.

The master poet holds his rhymes
waiting for the better times,
he'll talk of balls, of tits, of cock,
when time strikes later on the clock.
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June 07, 2013, 11:55:14 PM
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Poetry contest winners:

For "Most Helpful": 50 mB to Foxpup!

For "Best Bitcoin Poem": 50 mB to No 1!

For "Most Depressingly Beautiful": 50 mB to Acs26!

For "Most Succinct": 50 mB to SgtSpike!

For "Best Rhyme": 50 mB to Alchimista!

For "Most Contrarian": 50 mB to Dancupid!

For "Best Parody": 50 mB to Greyhawk!

And the grand prize for "Best Overall Poem", 100 mB goes to MagicBit15!


Congratulations to all the winners and thanks to all who participated.

(Bitcoins sent, you should see them in your wallet at the addresses you provided)


If you did not submit yet, you can still add poems to the thread and if they are good somebody might send a tip Smiley

Thanks, Peter Lambert, for giving me this honor. [Sorry I couldn't reply to you earlier.]
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Also thanks to the competition, and everybody who won a award, the biggest thanks to MagicBit15, since he put effort into winning something so many great poets tried to win.

[Well.. I don't think I should count flavius.]
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June 08, 2013, 12:09:11 AM
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They go to Rome, eternal city,
to find the poet oh so witty,
but to each one's gruesome pity
they find neither hair nor titty.

The master poet holds his rhymes
waiting for the better times,
he'll talk of balls, of tits, of cock,
when time strikes later on the clock.
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June 08, 2013, 02:20:54 AM
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See the way to go
Onward we must struggle now
Fighting for freedom



The Great Cycle

Freedom,
Peace, Equality
Working for betterment
Food enough to share
Fine twined linen and gold
Keeping to oneself
Greed, Disparity
Subjection

Dispair
Fighting, Revolution
Anger at the oppressor
Death and destruction abound
Change brings forth new hope
Friendship given to others
Compromise, Resolution
Freedom


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June 08, 2013, 02:22:33 AM
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That's Wat

There once was a man
Named Patrick Strateman
Who lost his fuckin' mind.
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June 08, 2013, 02:23:37 AM
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peter lambert
likes cocks
in his ass

lambert no lambo
shambo
go

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tuck yourself
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June 08, 2013, 08:14:29 AM
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Poetry contest winners:

For "Best Rhyme": 50 mB to Alchimista!



Congratulations to all the winners and thanks to all who participated.

(Bitcoins sent, you should see them in your wallet at the addresses you provided)


If you did not submit yet, you can still add poems to the thread and if they are good somebody might send a tip Smiley

Thank you very much! I'm very proud of this honor you gave me!

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June 08, 2013, 11:10:54 AM
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Poetry contest winners:

For "Best Rhyme": 50 mB to Alchimista!



Congratulations to all the winners and thanks to all who participated.

(Bitcoins sent, you should see them in your wallet at the addresses you provided)


If you did not submit yet, you can still add poems to the thread and if they are good somebody might send a tip Smiley

Thank you very much! I'm very proud of this honor you gave me!
Congrats on winning

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June 08, 2013, 04:42:51 PM
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Requesting 'Best Haiku' category for next round if there is one, please. Smiley

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June 08, 2013, 06:13:29 PM
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Requesting 'Best Haiku' category for next round if there is one, please. Smiley

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I thought haiku was supposed to be 5-7-5, your poem is 4-5-6?

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Requesting 'Best Haiku' category for next round if there is one, please. Smiley

Six pints a night,
pressure on my heart.
Fag ends in the ashtray.


I thought haiku was supposed to be 5-7-5, your poem is 4-5-6?

Hey man I'm a poet - don't waste my time on your numbers and shi' (that's 'shit' pronounced guttural).

in Chinese (I can't speak Japanese)

六杯子一晚
我的心理压力多
烟灰缸有灰

5-7-5


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June 09, 2013, 05:51:35 PM
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Seven days a week
I get no sleep
Mt Gox makes me weep
As the price slowly seeps
These bitcoins I keep
Have lost the value I seek
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June 09, 2013, 08:06:48 PM
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cock in my ass
shit in my ass
shit in my cock

peter lambert
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has no aids

until now
infected
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