[AUCTION] The Kryptopath Bitcoin Pumpkin ULTRA RARE only 1 in the world!

[kryptopath]

Hello all!

I've got quite the treat for you all - just in time for halloween!

Here up for auction is my Bitcoin-Themed, Custom Hand-Carved, 100% organic, GRADE A pumpkin.

As you can see from the image below, this truely is unique work.


Don't miss your chance to win a truly one of a kind Bitcoin Art Carving!


Bidding to start at 0.01 BTC
Minimum increments of 0.001 BTC
End is October 28th at 10am PST. That'll give me enough time to two day ship it to make sure it gets there by Halloween!

Good luck all! Have fun!

And get it while it's hot! Err... before it gets moldy!

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[Zepher]

Hello all!

I've got quite the treat for you all - just in time for halloween!

Here up for auction is my Bitcoin-Themed, Custom Hand-Carved, 100% organic, GRADE A pumpkin.

As you can see from the image below, this truely is unique work.



Don't miss your chance to win a truly one of a kind Bitcoin Art Carving!


Bidding to start at 0.01 BTC
Minimum increments of 0.001 BTC
End is October 28th at 10am PST. That'll give me enough time to two day ship it to make sure it gets there by Halloween!

Good luck all! Have fun!

And get it while it's hot! Err... before it gets moldy!

Unique is one way to describe it..

I would be extremely surprised if anyone would be willing to pay you $60 for something they could easily do themselves.

Nonetheless, good luck.

[kryptopath]

Easily do themselves? No sir! No one else can carve a Kryptopath Pumpkin. They may try, but none are genuine!

[Zepher]

Easily do themselves? No sir! No one else can carve a Kryptopath Pumpkin. They may try, but none are genuine!

Haha That made me laugh, so I'll give you that.

Doesn't change the fact that I'll be shocked if someone is actually prepared to pay you for that monstrosity!!

[kryptopath]

Easily do themselves? No sir! No one else can carve a Kryptopath Pumpkin. They may try, but none are genuine!

Haha That made me laugh, so I'll give you that.

Doesn't change the fact that I'll be shocked if someone is actually prepared to pay you for that monstrosity!!

pssst....me too.

[dolphriends]

This is the best laugh I have had in a long time.  Thank you

[digicoinuser]

What does it look like lit up with a candle or LED battery operated light?   

[owlcatz]

Finally.... we really needed some comedic relief around here, thanks!

[kryptopath]

What does it look like lit up with a candle or LED battery operated light?   

Sorry It's just not worth the risk of hurting the resale value by putting a live flame inside. And any handling at all is risky to be honest... it's a little flimsy xD

[digicoinuser]

What does it look like lit up with a candle or LED battery operated light?   

Sorry It's just not worth the risk of hurting the resale value by putting a live flame inside. And any handling at all is risky to be honest... it's a little flimsy xD

^^ Haha classic, I think this is the sign of a true jack-o-lantern artist!   

[kryptopath]

What does it look like lit up with a candle or LED battery operated light?  

Sorry It's just not worth the risk of hurting the resale value by putting a live flame inside. And any handling at all is risky to be honest... it's a little flimsy xD

^^ Haha classic, I think this is the sign of a true jack-o-lantern artist!  

Ok fine you've gotten my curiosity up too much... I'll put a candle in.... CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE DESIGN ON THE BACK IS???

Pics incoming

[kryptopath]

SPECIAL PRIZE TO WHOEVER CAN GUESS THE DESIGN OF THE BACK!!! LOOK CAREFULLY....

[Ticked]

I must say.... thats one mighty fine BTC hole.

[John (John K.)]

You should cover it with lacquer or something to protect it against bugs.

I should start selling John K. Bitcoin Pumpkins soon too!

[kryptopath]

You should cover it with lacquer or something to protect it against bugs.

I should start selling John K. Bitcoin Pumpkins soon too!

John K!! What a legend! I'm humbled to have you here in my thread *bows head politely*

An excellent idea! Preserving a true collectible is a must!!

I'm actually working on a legitimately awesome new collectible (silver/gold plating... nothing like it... super excited because the BCT community will LOVE them... yadda yadda yadda).

The manufacturing will be starting soon! This was just a bit of fun before I announce them I guess xD


HEY ALL: No guesses on the design? hmmm another clue will have to do...

[digicoinuser]

Nice pictures!

My guess is: it's the letters HODL.  

[kryptopath]

My guess is: it's the letters HODL.  

WOO! You win the awesome prize!

[digicoinuser]

HIGH FIVE and very cool!!  Looking forward to hearing what the prize is. 

[kryptopath]

HIGH FIVE and very cool!!  Looking forward to hearing what the prize is. 

But... that WAS the prize... I mean I thought it was pretty good anyways.... solid slap, not too stingy.

[kryptopath]

I dont see a photo of it?!

...it?

The pumpkin? It shows up fine for me...

[Zepher]

I dont see a photo of it?!

...it?

The pumpkin? It shows up fine for me...

This thread is getting more hilarious by the minute

Any solid offers for your monstrosity yet, OP?

[kryptopath]

I dont see a photo of it?!

...it?

The pumpkin? It shows up fine for me...

This thread is getting more hilarious by the minute

Any solid offers for your monstrosity yet, OP?

Well yes, I'm entertaining a local bid.

Didn't really know they used bitcoin, but the raccoons out back offered 0.009 BTC and free removal and cleanup.

I told the cheap little jerks I'm not taking a bid LESS THAN the starting bid. And I don't trust them to do a good job cleaning up so I know this will just cause a hassle...

[owlcatz]

Can I just tell you? That is the BEST, BIGGEST, GREATEST pumpkin of all time! I mean, seriously folks, look at that pumpkin? Can you believe it? It's just FANTASTIC, BIGLY FANTASTIC!!

[FFrankie]

I dont see a photo of it?!

...it?

The pumpkin? It shows up fine for me...

This thread is getting more hilarious by the minute

Any solid offers for your monstrosity yet, OP?

I am on a really bad internet connection so videos and photos do not load for me

[kryptopath]

I dont see a photo of it?!

...it?

The pumpkin? It shows up fine for me...

This thread is getting more hilarious by the minute

Any solid offers for your monstrosity yet, OP?

I am on a really bad internet connection so videos and photos do not load for me

Well, that's no fun! Not sure what you want me to do though... 

[wheelz1200]

I dont see a photo of it?!

...it?

The pumpkin? It shows up fine for me...

This thread is getting more hilarious by the minute

Any solid offers for your monstrosity yet, OP?

I am on a really bad internet connection so videos and photos do not load for me

Soooooooooo why ask for a photo  

Edit: nice art though....but I really don't believe you made that fine piece.  Could you at least prove ownership with a piece of paper with your name and date next to the art piece

[kryptopath]

I dont see a photo of it?!

...it?

The pumpkin? It shows up fine for me...

This thread is getting more hilarious by the minute

Any solid offers for your monstrosity yet, OP?

I am on a really bad internet connection so videos and photos do not load for me

Soooooooooo why ask for a photo  

Edit: nice art though....but I really don't believe you made that fine piece.  Could you at least prove ownership with a piece of paper with your name and date next to the art piece

That's fair. This is BCT after all. Proof wins I'll be right back...

[wheelz1200]

I dont see a photo of it?!

...it?

The pumpkin? It shows up fine for me...

This thread is getting more hilarious by the minute

Any solid offers for your monstrosity yet, OP?

I am on a really bad internet connection so videos and photos do not load for me

Soooooooooo why ask for a photo  

Edit: nice art though....but I really don't believe you made that fine piece.  Could you at least prove ownership with a piece of paper with your name and date next to the art piece

That's fair. This is BCT after all. Proof wins I'll be right back...

When you get back don't give me none of this you go first/western union or any of that other shit.  Escrow or gtfoh

[FFrankie]

I dont see a photo of it?!

...it?

The pumpkin? It shows up fine for me...

This thread is getting more hilarious by the minute

Any solid offers for your monstrosity yet, OP?

I am on a really bad internet connection so videos and photos do not load for me

Soooooooooo why ask for a photo  

Edit: nice art though....but I really don't believe you made that fine piece.  Could you at least prove ownership with a piece of paper with your name and date next to the art piece

because the photo just would not load for a while and I didn't understand how everyone was commenting on how it looked when their was no picture

[Gatorelf]

haha good job !

[kryptopath]

HERE YA GO:
Can't beat that authentic lighting transparency people.

[kryptopath]

When you get back don't give me none of this you go first/western union or any of that other shit.  Escrow or gtfoh

Oh absolutely! I am all about being safe

I've worked with minerjones in the past... he's cool

[Zepher]

HERE YA GO:
Can't beat that authentic lighting transparency people.

~snip~

I think kryptopath is bullshitting us, guys!

That doesn't appear to be the same pumpkin..

I think he secretly sold it to the local raccoons out in the back for 0.009 BTC, who paid him and promptly ran off with the pumpkin whilst double spending the transaction. OP now has no special pumpkin, nor does he have any BTC to show for his efforts. I am going to go out on a limb and state I think he stole the latest pumpkin above from the next door neighbours.

Don't buy it wheelz1200!! You'll be purchasing stolen goods.

[kryptopath]

HERE YA GO:
Can't beat that authentic lighting transparency people.

~snip~

I think kryptopath is bullshitting us, guys!

That doesn't appear to be the same pumpkin..

I think he secretly sold it to the local raccoons out in the back for 0.009 BTC, who paid him and promptly ran off with the pumpkin whilst double spending the transaction. OP now has no special pumpkin, nor does he have any BTC to show for his efforts. I am going to go out on a limb and state I think he stole the latest pumpkin above from the next door neighbours.

Don't buy it wheelz1200!! You'll be purchasing stolen goods.

[kryptopath]

I'll have you know, those racoons are no friends of mine! I won't be doing business with them even if it was my last resort!

FURTHERMORE... my next door neighbor... is err... allergic to pumpkins! Yeah so there's no way they could've.

Oh and yeah I'm way to lazy to pull off a heist like that...
I'd hire the raccoons for that though if I had such an operation I needed to pull off.

[Dlikrot]

Trick or Bit

[digicoinuser]

HIGH FIVE and very cool!!  Looking forward to hearing what the prize is. 

But... that WAS the prize... I mean I thought it was pretty good anyways.... solid slap, not too stingy.

Aw shucks, I was thinking the prize could be something related to your upcoming release.   

[krogothmanhattan]

The light really bring the shine out of the BitPumpkin...The very first of its kind..you should load it with some btc...call it the BitLoadkin  One of its kind and an original 

[kryptopath]

HIGH FIVE and very cool!!  Looking forward to hearing what the prize is. 

But... that WAS the prize... I mean I thought it was pretty good anyways.... solid slap, not too stingy.

Aw shucks, I was thinking the prize could be something related to your upcoming release.   

Hmmm... well now you've got me thinking... I've got two samples being made right now, but they'll take at least a couple weeks to get to me.

So how about a sneak preview? Swear yourself to secrecy!

[digicoinuser]

HIGH FIVE and very cool!!  Looking forward to hearing what the prize is. 

But... that WAS the prize... I mean I thought it was pretty good anyways.... solid slap, not too stingy.

Aw shucks, I was thinking the prize could be something related to your upcoming release.   

Hmmm... well now you've got me thinking... I've got two samples being made right now, but they'll take at least a couple weeks to get to me.

So how about a sneak preview? Swear yourself to secrecy!

That would be epic and you can count on me to keep it under wraps. 

[kryptopath]

HIGH FIVE and very cool!!  Looking forward to hearing what the prize is. 

But... that WAS the prize... I mean I thought it was pretty good anyways.... solid slap, not too stingy.

Aw shucks, I was thinking the prize could be something related to your upcoming release.   

Hmmm... well now you've got me thinking... I've got two samples being made right now, but they'll take at least a couple weeks to get to me.

So how about a sneak preview? Swear yourself to secrecy!

That would be epic and you can count on me to keep it under wraps. 

Very well. PM with forbidden knowledge incoming...

[kryptopath]

Hey guys... I woke up to a devastating scene this morning... *chokes back sob*  look...

[Zepher]

The bastards! They stole your stolen pumpkin! :0

Edit: P.S - I think you have a traitor in the family OP. They made the silly mistake of leaving the permanent marker at the scene of the crime.

[kryptopath]

The bastards! They stole your stolen pumpkin! :0

Ok fine! But I stole it fair and square. It was outside when I got it, those extortionist raccoons must have BROKE IN to steal it. That's not cool.

And besides, who misspells pumpkin?

[kryptopath]

Edit: P.S - I think you have a traitor in the family OP. They made the silly mistake of leaving the permanent marker at the scene of the crime.

Hmm yeah I'm getting suspicious too... and it seems like the handwritting is god awful, but then they sign the message is some cursive-y type signature? 

[digicoinuser]

Very well. PM with forbidden knowledge incoming...

Epic project, thanks for sharing a few details. 

Looks like there's been a case of grand theft pumpkin?

[kryptopath]

Very well. PM with forbidden knowledge incoming...

Epic project, thanks for sharing a few details. 

Looks like there's been a case of grand theft pumpkin?

  sure thing! Can't wait to get those samples! The big reveal should be coming soon after that!

[coin@coin]

Just gave me a fun idea for halloween! Good luck with the bidding. 

[kryptopath]

Just gave me a fun idea for halloween! Good luck with the bidding. 

Well thank you, but unfortunately I've been robbed of my pumpkin. Any bids would just go towards a shamwow to soak up these buckets of bitter tears.

[AT101ET]

Sorry for your loss. 
But, I have to ask. What does Grade A pumpkin taste like? I think we only have Grade B here across the pond.

[kryptopath]

Sorry for your loss. 
But, I have to ask. What does Grade A pumpkin taste like? I think we only have Grade B here across the pond.

Yes indeed Grade A is amazing stuff. Rather how some describe top shelf vs cheap alcohol... Much more full bodied taste.

Mine is Grade A but here in the Bay Area we had a 2nd world record setting pumpkin. Annnnd...

I just might have the hookup Mr Holland is a nice guy.


http://www.smdailyjournal.com/news/local/giant-pumpkin-breaks-american-record/article_f0efffee-ad71-11e7-b3bc-d79e85228ac0.html