I can't help but notice that he didn't even touch the subject of investments going to Satoshi Dice, as it was found out some weeks ago when the investors revealed the deposit address(es).
For anyone who missed out on the fun while it lasted (on IRC), here's the summary.
<+Lemon> I was born in the US, moved away over 2 decades ago.
< Lemon> I grew up in Japan.
< Orbixx> Lemon: You grew up in Japan huh?
< Lemon> 2 years in Tokyo, 6 in Kyoto.
<+Lemon> Japan, then the UK!
< Lemon> No, I have a Japanese sports car.
<+Lemon> 39% return on my automated trading algorithm thus far. Muahahahaha.
< Lemon> FATTY is turning over a solid 1% per hour now, was at 39% profit after 36 hours.
< Lemon> 1% per hour thus far.
<+Lemon> a5m0, I'm setting FATTY loose to see if it can build up a pre-launch reserve.
< Lemon> I want to feed FATTY a good 100BTC.
< Lemon> Feed it in to the "FATTY".
< Lemon> It all goes in to FATTY anyway.
< Lemon> iwilcox, join FATTY when it's ready.
< Lemon> FATTY had a good run.
< Lemon> I'm a lawyer by original trade :-).
< Lemon> (I'm platform architect and the law guru).
< Lemon> I'm an accredited lawyer.
< Lemon> Free, I'm a friendly lawyer. :-)
< Lemon> As an idea, I generally charge a good £6k per month minimum.
< Lemon> I was the good kind of lawyer.
< Lemon> We lawyers are all evil after all.
<+Lemon> I'm the worst (qualified) lawyer in the world.
< Lemon> coingenuity, I'm the worst lawyer in the world.
< Lemon> Graduated Oxford Law many a year ago.
< Lemon> As your lawyer.
< Lemon> I can do the whole scary lawyer thing.
<+Lemon> And my super lawyer sense is telling me this.
<+Lemon> As a lawyer, I was taught not to believe in coincidences.
< Lemon> I'm his lawyer, I'll recommend it to him.
< Lemon> I STILL AM A LAWYER
<+Lemon> My background is law.
<+Lemon> Part of my original speciality in law was dealing with people with depression, anxiety and a wide range of mental health issues.
<+Lemon> We say lawyer, solicitor or barrister. As I am no longer giving representation in court and provide advisory services - a "lawyer" is what I am referred to as.
< Lemon> Source: I'm a fucking lawyer.
< Lemon> coingenuity, I'm actually a lawyer.
< Lemon> zveda, I'm a lawyer by trade.
< Lemon> designdream, I'm a lawyer. Somebody requested me to.
< Lemon> blognewb, I'm a lawyer - stalking people is something I'm good at.
<+Lemon> Half16, drop me a PM. As a lawyer, I can help you confirm - you don't want to mistakenly post the wrong information.
< Lemon> Azelphur, my background is law - let me know if you want any advice. I've dealt with shitty landlords and HMRC far too many times for my liking.
< Lemon> phantomcircuit, I can tell you from several years of law school, experience, and working in the financial industry.
<+Lemon> scrybe, I'm a lawyer - that means you can trust me. Give me all your Bitcoins.
< Lemon> Yes, the lawyer who has offered to meet each and every investor in person is totally a scammer.
< Lemon> You should have just invested in mine.
< Lemon> Investment itself is a gamble.
< Lemon> All investors are gamblers at heart.
< Lemon> But as per any investment, always assume risk.
< Lemon> Companies in the UK, certain parts of Europe - generally safer investments.
<+Lemon> I do tech/investment crap now.
<+Lemon> Aside from that, I invest in tech and start-up crap.
<+Lemon> Lawyer by qualification, tech/invest crap by practice.
<+Lemon> Lawyer who ended up in tech/investments.
< Lemon> I went from law in to tech/investments.
<+Lemon> I'm an investor.
<+Lemon> Dabble, I'm a tech investor now.
< Lemon> Technologov, FIAT investment comes directly from me - and I've got plenty to burn.
<+Lemon> Had an interesting suggestion in regards to investing directly in to the exchange via BTC in order to offset costs. Not sure if it's worth pursuing though, hrmm.
<+Lemon> Want to turn 1 BTC in to a predicted $14,000 within a year? Take a look at the following page of pure sexiness. --
https://crypto.pm/invest< Lemon> But we're looking at a public share based investment for 40% of what we need.
< Lemon> iwilcox, I was approached by a chinese investor.
< Lemon> bitnumus, potential investors are more than welcome to meet with the team in person.
< Lemon> dabble, we have a considerable amount of investment - this is not my first start-up by a long shot.
< Lemon> mythan,
https://crypto.pm/invest< Lemon> a5m0,
https://crypto.pm/invest< Lemon> csc`, we're offering up 40% of the crypto.pm profits to the general public to test public BTC investment amongst other things. :-)
< Dabble> Lemon, I thought you had the money/backers already
< Lemon> If it doesn't work, we have money.
< Lemon> Selling up to 800 BTC at current market rate. Highly trusted buyers only.
< CaptainBlaze> hey lemon, why the 800btc sell? Thought you had it all tied up in cold storage/long term hold?
< Lemon> That's just some of it.
<@Lemon> If as a result of these changed profit projection you would like to retract your investment, please let me know. We thought we would give you the chance since this calculation issue rests entirely with us. I can only apologize for any confusion caused. If you would like to continue with your investment, please let me know - and Crytography LTD will send out your dividend agreement later today.
< Lemon> Selling 3 of the last 17 nuPlay Arcturus Prototypes (
https://nuplay.co/ ) at 2 BTC per device. Retails for £149.99 normally, shipping included.
< Lemon> Drop an email to
sales@nuplay.co and Ellie will send you one however.
< Lemon> Selling 10 x nuPlay Arcturus prototype devices (
https://nuplay.co/store/prototype ) for 10 BTC total, retail value of £149.99 each (£1,499.99 total) - these are the last devices available on the market. You can either have the devices shipped to you, or have us sell them on your behalf at full price on the site.
