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June 22, 2013, 07:25:30 PM
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Introducing Hash Grease  Cool

In true Bitcoin style, I am taking pre-orders.  Delivery expected September.

Spray your USB and Ethernet cables to your mining rigs, and get at least 10% extra hashing power!
Spray your mining rigs, to reduce heat, and hashing errors!
CPU, GPU and FPGA compatible.
ASIC ready.  Approved by all good ASIC manufacturers.

Just BTC0.99 per can.

Also available:
Reduce hashing jitter! Green marker pen to highlight the edges of your rigs.
Just BTC0.50

 Grin Grin Grin
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June 22, 2013, 07:29:07 PM
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Awesome, give me 2.

Novacoin POS mining only now
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June 22, 2013, 08:27:56 PM
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+1.)) lol
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June 22, 2013, 08:34:18 PM
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Hook me up!
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June 22, 2013, 08:48:34 PM
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[Also available:
Reduce hashing jitter! Green marker pen to highlight the edges of your rigs.
Just BTC0.50

 Grin Grin Grin

Somebody was into hi-fi during the 90's.
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June 22, 2013, 08:51:09 PM
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Somebody was into hi-fi during the 90's.

LOL I was wondering if anyone would get that.  Cheesy
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June 22, 2013, 09:35:10 PM
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escrow ?
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June 22, 2013, 09:39:33 PM
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Is it open for pre-order now! finally a relible competitor to Avalon and BFL Wink
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June 22, 2013, 10:22:16 PM
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Can I get high on it?

I have a bitcoin address that anyone can send BTC too, so I'm going to post it
on my sig because I think someone is going to randomly give me their BTC:
1D37qouguK5rNh1mSZDocgVCvA2rxsAgLp Roll Eyes
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June 22, 2013, 10:22:39 PM
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Can you show a video about it?
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June 22, 2013, 10:52:43 PM
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No Escrow.  Our product too good for that.

Videos?  Send bitcoin now, and we buy video camera.

Work with KNC Miner when ship. BFL also.
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June 23, 2013, 01:11:29 AM
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Does this make Monster Cables (tm) work any faster too?

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June 23, 2013, 01:32:21 AM
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Monster Cables inferior without our grease. Order now for full satisfaction.
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June 23, 2013, 01:35:53 AM
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Will this help my ul/dl speeds for Comcast? It's already craptastic ya know.

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June 23, 2013, 01:40:40 AM
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No, Comcast is dead loss. However Hash Grease should help foil NSA, as it makes your bits more slippy, and capturing your data is like holding soap in the bath.
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June 23, 2013, 02:02:42 AM
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Sounds like a product that will explode in value, thought about selling stock?  Grin

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June 23, 2013, 04:18:25 AM
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I'm starting to smell a scam... why wouldn't they just keep all the hash grease for their own cables to rake in all the slippy bits for themselves?

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June 23, 2013, 06:35:26 AM
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Introducing Hash Grease  Cool

In true Bitcoin style, I am taking pre-orders.  Delivery expected September.

Spray your USB and Ethernet cables to your mining rigs, and get at least 10% extra hashing power!
Spray your mining rigs, to reduce heat, and hashing errors!
CPU, GPU and FPGA compatible.
ASIC ready.  Approved by all good ASIC manufacturers.

Just BTC0.99 per can.

Also available:
Reduce hashing jitter! Green marker pen to highlight the edges of your rigs.
Just BTC0.50

 Grin Grin Grin

ROT f*cking L
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June 23, 2013, 10:04:33 AM
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I'm starting to smell a scam... why wouldn't they just keep all the hash grease for their own cables to rake in all the slippy bits for themselves?
Maybe he wants to share this magic with the world because he's a good person.  Grin

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April 01, 2014, 09:53:35 AM
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April 1st special offer.  Buy one and get one Free!
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