Hire a troll... Id troll anybody

[prophetx]

This is hilarious, and now you have a place to register and really go Pro !!

www.trollsforhire.com

See the full thread at https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=741811.0



Hi All,

Now you can pre -register at www.trollsforhire.com

We're building the real site in the background and think of it as Elance for Trolls.

People and organisations have always used people to push their barrow for or against another political party or brand etc.

Please register your details, tell us your interest groups and what your charging regime would be


Best,

Mr T

Online only?
Would you make a phone call and leave angry messages to someone at their workplace?
Would you talk live to the person? perhaps call a bunch of times?

Just curious what this is. 
I love everyone

Of course I would do that too...

Okay, bro you're new. I have to tell you the rules of Twitch (Owner of Interwebs).
1) Kiss my boots.
2) After you kiss my boots, tell my why you did so.
3) Bow to Twitch.
4) Send me a video of you slamming your body on bare, cold, solid, and freezing ice.

After that, I'll upload it to YouTube and get your trolling career started. You have to obey these rules. I'm going easier on you this time, but the next time: Interwebs ban.
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Ok ill have a black guy make a video of that.

I recommend that you use dogeparty to issue trolltokens so that trolls can get paid for their trolling

although i have heard that trolls actually like gold, a lot

so maybe create shinygoldcoinz

http://www.dogeparty.io/  it's really cheap

[BlindMayorBitcorn]

I will troll for 5% less than what the OP charges.

And here comes the downward financial pressure due to the low barrier of entry.

I suggest someone set up a school/academy/institute of trolling so that qualifications can be earnt.

Perhaps some sort of professional body that can oversee the quality of trolling?

There will be an annual mandatory joining fee.

If that doesn't raise the standard and cost of professional trolling, nothing will.

It's a dying industry - the glory days are behind us.

The dick tree industry is expanding rapidly however...

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