🚀HYPETOKEN🚀ERC-20 Built Solely On Hype...BIG THINGS ARE COMING! HUGE THINGS! VISIT HTTPS://HYPETOKEN.IOhttps://i.imgur.com/puJXTEv.jpg(someone with more karma please quote me so the damn image shows up)
The rush of money into what are usually early-stage, failure-prone projects has created a lot of concern in the crypto community. A promising new startup called "HypeToken" is not trying to fix this problem.
The team behind HYPE is just going to do what everyone else is doing: Slay the FUD and hype up their own project.
HYPE aims to accomplish as little as possible— the only thing on their roadmap is "picking up some burgers" in early 2018 and they blatantly use a free Wordpress theme.
“Once the tokens unlock on Dec 25th, You can send HYPE to a crappy project’s ICO contract to make a bold statement. Or you can send them to an ICO you support to increase the amount of HYPE around their project. It's all subjective and totally fun! Did we raise the money yet?” says Chief Strategy Officer of HYPEToken, Ronald Pimberton.
"All your Ether is going straight to Bitstamp so I can buy myself some decent Christmas presents. It’s been a long time since I’ve had a good Christmas because my Mom is dating this douchebag and he’s always around during the holidays. I don’t know… I just really want to show Henry up and I’m still not calling him 'Dad.'" says Daniel Williams, Lead Developer
HYPETOKEN USE CASESPointing Out Ridiculous ICOsSend some HypeToken to a bad project’s contract to make a statement. The world will know their dApp is based merely on hype and you’ll get to feel like the SEC! Regulating the vast plane of crypto is a wonderful feeling! (From what I’ve heard.)
Hyping Up Good ICOsSend HYPE to the contract of any ICO you want to hype up! Watch the value skyrocket! Or watch absolutely nothing happen! Either way you’ll feel like a valiant European explorer discovering new worlds and hyping up how wonderful they are! (Until you subsequently destroy them.)
The Most Buoyant TokenHypeToken is building a new technology called Buoyancy Automatic Leverage Lobbing System (BALLS). BALLS looks a lot like a catapult, but it's not. It's our own thing that we invented. BALLS is a device which allows the user to catapult their hard wallet into the unforgiving ocean. HypeTokens are surprisingly buoyant and you'll be amazed at how well your hard wallet floats! The HYPE team has devised one of these devices and it worked like 3 times but then it broke. We'll be releasing the blueprint for BALLS in early 2018 when we get it right.
TOKEN SALEDecember 1st - December 25th or when the hard cap of 69 ETH is reached.
Total supply of 69,420,420 HYPE
Tokens are for sale at a fixed rate of 1,000,000 HYPE/ 1 ETH.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GET HYPE! https://hypetoken.io
