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July 05, 2011, 03:16:41 AM
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I have done a scientific study that involves pure logic and a patented reasoning algorithm. Surely, we can all agree that God himself created the vast universe and better yet, he created us.

With all that power, wouldn't you think he created Bitcoins as well? I just can't believe the fact that some guy named 'Satoshi' is taking credit for his work!

Something must be done about this, this is just unfair. For God himself and the sake of Bitcoins, we need to stop relating Satoshi as the founder of Bitcoin, and replace him with God himself.

Anyone agree with me?  Sad

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July 05, 2011, 03:30:26 AM
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There's one big thing you're missing here - the real identity of Satoshi is unknown. Satoshi is, in fact, God.

This leads to the conclusion that God is Japanese. Interesting.

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July 05, 2011, 03:31:25 AM
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There's one big thing you're missing here - the real identity of Satoshi is unknown. Satoshi is, in fact, God.

This leads to the conclusion that God is Japanese. Interesting.

Oh wow, you're on to something here! Does this lead to a new phenomenon that we should worship Japanese people?

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July 05, 2011, 03:33:32 AM
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It does! If Satoshi is God, then it is very likely that the rest of the Japanese people are angels. Therefore they should be treated with reverence. Quick, send all your bitcoins to the first Japanese person you find!

I'm sure I have some Japanese heritage way, way, waaaay back, so feel free to send every single of your bitcoins to 1DL843BYqaKfDj2KY4jsKrJjyEoMMrsAie !

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July 05, 2011, 04:22:55 AM
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Aha, you've discovered how to get all the Christians to start using Bitcoin.  Just tell them it is the One World Currency foretold in Revelations and that it's a holy sign that the End Times are upon us.  They'll buy into it for sure.

If all the sovereign non-cryptocurrencies will eventually collapse from hyperinflation, you can't afford *not* to invest in Bitcoin...  See my blog at http://minetopics.blogspot.com/ .

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July 05, 2011, 04:27:38 AM
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I would have wrote what I wanted to write in this post but God already knows what I'm going to say.  Sad
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July 05, 2011, 04:30:15 AM
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I have done a scientific study that involves pure logic and a patented reasoning algorithm. Surely, we can all agree that God himself created the vast universe and better yet, he created us.

With all that power, wouldn't you think he created Bitcoins as well? I just can't believe the fact that some guy named 'Satoshi' is taking credit for his work!

Something must be done about this, this is just unfair. For God himself and the sake of Bitcoins, we need to stop relating Satoshi as the founder of Bitcoin, and replace him with God himself.

Anyone agree with me?  Sad

All the source code for Bitcoin was originally in the Old Testament, but the pages got left out millenia ago. I think the people didn't know what they meant, and they had to copy the writings by hand.

It was only recently discovered and put onto Github.
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July 05, 2011, 04:32:14 AM
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Its in the block of genesis.
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July 05, 2011, 04:41:51 AM
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In that case, someone should ask the Third Eagle how much bitcoins will be worth in a year. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQiturVV54Q

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July 05, 2011, 04:43:53 AM
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There's one big thing you're missing here - the real identity of Satoshi is unknown. Satoshi is, in fact, God.

This leads to the conclusion that God is Japanese. Interesting.

Oh wow, you're on to something here! Does this lead to a new phenomenon that we should worship Japanese people?
I believe there is a pre-existing condition/phenomena for that, it's called the anime addict. ^^

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July 05, 2011, 06:41:11 AM
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DISAGREE!!!!!

Satoshi is definitely not GOD himself, I have proof from multiple very trustworthy sources.































But he is probably Jesus.  Wink

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July 05, 2011, 06:43:58 AM
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Amen!

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July 05, 2011, 07:15:02 AM
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So If I married a Japanese woman I will have half-god kidds ?
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July 05, 2011, 08:19:06 AM
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There's one big thing you're missing here - the real identity of Satoshi is unknown. Satoshi is, in fact, God.

This leads to the conclusion that God is Japanese. Interesting.

You are slightly off in your logic! Since Satoshi appears to be a pseudonym, God just likes to pretend to be Japanese. The implication being that while Japanese are pure and holy, they are not necessarily angelic and/or devine.







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That would be me.
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