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tl;dr:

Google translate has opened the Scroll of the Seven Black Credits; you have to win a Ripple drinking contest with the Black Crowes or lose your money.

Bill Gates appeared astride a French horse, wielding a toilet brush.

A bunch of Chinese people died in a cottage when a dark curtain fell on them.

The Japanese people are so much higher than UK folk that they pay $18 in pearls for a CMC.

Warren Buffet married a cruel stripper named Black Bubbles.