Is Satoshi Alive? Thread

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ShadowOfHarbringer:
Quote from: Anonymous on February 27, 2011, 10:08:01 AM

Quote from: ShadowOfHarbringer on February 27, 2011, 08:19:14 AM

Actually, Satoshi is a robot sent from the future to stop the largest currency crisis in the history of mankind, and the nuclear war that followed the political chaos caused by it.

His name comes from joined names of Japanese corporations who created him, Samsung-Toshiba-Nakamichi-Motorola.
in 2075, these corporations formed a single huge megacorporation, in joined effort to perfect time travel technology.

After they successfully conducted first tests of Future-Vision Hyperdimensional Matrix™ in 2075, and got a glimpse 9 years into the future (2085), they saw the earth being destroyed by a nuclear disaster which was result of war caused by terrible worldwide economical crisis. They were devastated by the things they saw, and they completely commited all of their funds to developing time travel technology & building an intelligent robot which they can send into the past. That was necessary because a glitch in the Time Vortex Plasma-Based Bipulsary Manipulator™ caused any organic matter to be damaged when travelling through the vortex.

They created first working prototype of S.A.T.O.S.H.I. in 2083. Fortunately for us, in January 2084 a stable backward-aligned temporal vortex was created and Satoshi was successfully transported to set coordinates in the past.

And here we go, creating a better future for the mankind.


Where do i buy that book ?


Haven't finished it yet, but when Bitcoin becomes #1 world currency, i might sell screening rights to some movie studio.

The Bitcoin
The Bitcoin - Judgement Day
The Bitcoin - Rise Of The Machines
The Bitcoin - Salvation

The Script:
Quote from: ShadowOfHarbringer on February 27, 2011, 10:30:47 AM

Quote from: Anonymous on February 27, 2011, 10:08:01 AM

Quote from: ShadowOfHarbringer on February 27, 2011, 08:19:14 AM

Actually, Satoshi is a robot sent from the future to stop the largest currency crisis in the history of mankind, and the nuclear war that followed the political chaos caused by it.

His name comes from joined names of Japanese corporations who created him, Samsung-Toshiba-Nakamichi-Motorola.
in 2075, these corporations formed a single huge megacorporation, in joined effort to perfect time travel technology.

After they successfully conducted first tests of Future-Vision Hyperdimensional Matrix™ in 2075, and got a glimpse 9 years into the future (2085), they saw the earth being destroyed by a nuclear disaster which was result of war caused by terrible worldwide economical crisis. They were devastated by the things they saw, and they completely commited all of their funds to developing time travel technology & building an intelligent robot which they can send into the past. That was necessary because a glitch in the Time Vortex Plasma-Based Bipulsary Manipulator™ caused any organic matter to be damaged when travelling through the vortex.

They created first working prototype of S.A.T.O.S.H.I. in 2083. Fortunately for us, in January 2084 a stable backward-aligned temporal vortex was created and Satoshi was successfully transported to set coordinates in the past.

And here we go, creating a better future for the mankind.


Where do i buy that book ?


Haven't finished it yet, but when Bitcoin becomes #1 world currency, i might sell screening rights to some movie studio.

The Bitcoin
The Bitcoin - Judgement Day
The Bitcoin - Rise Of The Machines
The Bitcoin - Salvation




It all sounds so......familiar.  Must be because of the messiness involved in time travel.  Time travel creates hyper-distortions in the time-space continuum causing people to have "deja-vus" of things that happened to them already in the future, but haven't happened yet in the present.  If that makes sense.

ShadowOfHarbringer:
Quote from: The Script on February 28, 2011, 12:19:15 AM

Quote from: ShadowOfHarbringer on February 27, 2011, 10:30:47 AM

Quote from: Anonymous on February 27, 2011, 10:08:01 AM

Quote from: ShadowOfHarbringer on February 27, 2011, 08:19:14 AM

Actually, Satoshi is a robot sent from the future to stop the largest currency crisis in the history of mankind, and the nuclear war that followed the political chaos caused by it.

His name comes from joined names of Japanese corporations who created him, Samsung-Toshiba-Nakamichi-Motorola.
in 2075, these corporations formed a single huge megacorporation, in joined effort to perfect time travel technology.

After they successfully conducted first tests of Future-Vision Hyperdimensional Matrix™ in 2075, and got a glimpse 9 years into the future (2085), they saw the earth being destroyed by a nuclear disaster which was result of war caused by terrible worldwide economical crisis. They were devastated by the things they saw, and they completely commited all of their funds to developing time travel technology & building an intelligent robot which they can send into the past. That was necessary because a glitch in the Time Vortex Plasma-Based Bipulsary Manipulator™ caused any organic matter to be damaged when travelling through the vortex.

They created first working prototype of S.A.T.O.S.H.I. in 2083. Fortunately for us, in January 2084 a stable backward-aligned temporal vortex was created and Satoshi was successfully transported to set coordinates in the past.

And here we go, creating a better future for the mankind.


Where do i buy that book ?


Haven't finished it yet, but when Bitcoin becomes #1 world currency, i might sell screening rights to some movie studio.

The Bitcoin
The Bitcoin - Judgement Day
The Bitcoin - Rise Of The Machines
The Bitcoin - Salvation




It all sounds so......familiar.  Must be because of the messiness involved in time travel.  Time travel creates hyper-distortions in the time-space continuum causing people to have "deja-vus" of things that happened to them already in the future


Either that, or perhaps a glitch in the Matrix (have they started Windows Update again ?).

markm:
Quote: "Where do i buy that book ?"

It's not a book, it's a patch reversion reverting a patch made by the machines that resulted in a narrative now on the market and even franchised that is slightly different from that which we are now enacting...

-MarkM-

true:
Quote from: ShadowOfHarbringer on February 27, 2011, 08:19:14 AM

His name comes from joined names of Japanese corporations who created him, Samsung-Toshiba-Nakamichi-Motorola.

This man speaks heresy. Samsung is a multinational corporation based in South Korea, not Japan.

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