How should Satoshism, the religion of Bitcoin, organise its church?

[LeonardoDiCrypto]

It would be funny perhaps to formalize a religion around the cult of crypto, which of course would probably have to be called Satoshism.
In this case, how should the church be organized? Should the bitcointalk ranking be used to establish the rank of priests of Satoshism church?
And which ritual should we have?

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[kartuz]

No borders - no nations!

[LeonardoDiCrypto]

No borders - no nations!

Of course, this comes without saying That's actually the starting point!

[yoseph]

It would be funny perhaps to formalize a religion around the cult of crypto, which of course would probably have to be called Satoshism.
In this case, how should the church be organized? Should the bitcointalk ranking be used to establish the rank of priests of Satoshism church?
And which ritual should we have?

Are there not enough churches in the world already and the deal with these Churches is that it's always the founder that benefits in the long term, every donation towards the church comes to him and he usually use it in anyway he see's fit, that is he embezzles the money big time and no one can charge him with anything at all.

[CloudCoinR]

online worship service and obviously the the holy scripture written into the blockchain 

[0o]

online worship service and obviously the the holy scripture written into the blockchain 

This is absolutely brillian! An unchangable distributed ledger of morality

[September11Myth]

online worship service and obviously the the holy scripture written into the blockchain 

This is absolutely brillian! An unchangable distributed ledger of morality

I am afraid that the only "counter of morality" recorded on the blockchain of Satoshism would be the Bitcoins balance, or, in other words, that your "goodness" would be directly proportional to your wealth, which, if you think at, is now humans on average like to think anyway.
One of the fundamentals of Satoshism of course would be the promise that Satoshi would be back one day, even after thousands of years, just like Jesus Christ, and then he would establish the Reign of Bitcoin.