With all these merit threads in meta I hope I am in right board.
First of all I think this will really clean forum of spammers and brand new goodbles accounts, but that is not really the reason why I am posting here.
Me and my better half are going to have a baby. After long discussion with her I decided next:
If it is a boy I'll call him Merit.
If it is a girl I'll call her Merita.
Hope you don't mind joke after all forum should be funny and friendly place and it just seems to me like everyone is so pissed lately